I've only ever actually seen two bolts. One was while I was on holiday in Florida in '98, early morning. The other was at home a few years back. Don't get thunderstorms here too often, and they usually don't last very long when they do flare up.
Story made it to a local news station in my friend's town
http://www.wmur.com/news/28094978/detail.html
http://www.wmur.com/news/28094978/detail.html
One of the 7 that hit, this one stayed in the river. One of them went down State Street which has the county courthouse, library, numerous law offices and drug dealers.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Holy fuck.