If you could be a creature from Lotr..

2011-10-14 01:54:48

#76

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,820|6493|eXtreme to the maX

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Dragon - assuming we accept 'The Hobbit' is part of LOTR
We don't.
We do, actually.

Dilbert_X wrote:
Dragon
^ This, tbh. Keep your ego in check and you won't get shot with magic arrows. Get to live a long time, fly around and pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. I'd happily trade a tribute of cattle or gold for roasting orcs.

Of course, you could always want to be one of the lesser or greater gods instead, but what fun is that?

I thought it was a bit harsh when the dragon was killed in 'The Hobbit', he was just doing his dragon thing.

Fuck Israel

2011-10-14 09:19:09

#77

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7054

Dilbert_X wrote:
Ilocano wrote:
Well, Sauron, a lessor god, did have plenty of fun.
Have you even read LOTR?

Have you even read the Silmarillion.

2011-10-14 09:31:13

#78

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7080

Mac, make a Star Wars thread.

x

2011-10-14 09:55:00

#79

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6610|Escea

Superior Mind wrote:
Mac, make a Star Wars thread.

Dibs on Solo.

2011-10-14 09:57:27

#80

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7080

Being a dwarf might be ok too. They seem to lead exciting lives.

x

2011-10-14 11:12:13

#81

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6610|Escea

Little hairy women though.

2011-10-14 16:07:34

#82

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6578|Roma

Ilocano wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Ilocano wrote:
Well, Sauron, a lessor god, did have plenty of fun.
Have you even read LOTR?
Have you even read the Silmarillion.

I tried, was fucking boring. Was like a narrative with no real excitement.

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2011-10-14 16:34:47

#83

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7080

M.O.A.B wrote:
Little hairy women though.

True. The women have beards, right?

x

2011-10-15 00:20:16

#84

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,820|6493|eXtreme to the maX

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Ilocano wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Have you even read LOTR?
Have you even read the Silmarillion.
I tried, was fucking boring. Was like a narrative with no real excitement.

Silmarillion was painfully painful, I gave not a single fuck about any of the characters.
According to wiki he was a spirit, not a god, so there.

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Fuck Israel

2011-10-15 05:48:40

#85

jord: Member; +2,382|7065|The North, beyond the wall.

According to wiki it's not specified what he is, on purpose perhaps.

2011-10-15 12:34:19

#86

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7054

Dilbert_X wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
Ilocano wrote:

Have you even read the Silmarillion.
I tried, was fucking boring. Was like a narrative with no real excitement.
Silmarillion was painfully painful, I gave not a single fuck about any of the characters.
According to wiki he was a spirit, not a god, so there.

They were all spirits (angels). Sauron was a lessor spirit, albeit the most powerful of the lessor spirits. What I was saying was that Sauron was nothing compared to the greator spirits. And not much of a god if mere mortals and elves with magic weapons could take him down a notch.

2011-10-15 12:43:07

#87

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,745|7124|Cinncinatti

the silmarillion wasnt made to be like a normal book. wasnt it just a compilation of stuff

2011-10-15 12:45:58

#88

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7054

RTHKI wrote:
the silmarillion wasnt made to be like a normal book. wasnt it just a compilation of stuff

Yup. And incomplete. Reference material for the most part. And I do agree, boring at many parts.

2011-10-15 16:08:32

#89

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,068|7159|PNW

Ilocano wrote:
unnamednewbie13 wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
We don't.
We do, actually.

Dilbert_X wrote:
Dragon
^ This, tbh. Keep your ego in check and you won't get shot with magic arrows. Get to live a long time, fly around and pretty much do whatever the fuck you want. I'd happily trade a tribute of cattle or gold for roasting orcs.

Of course, you could always want to be one of the lesser or greater gods instead, but what fun is that?
Well, Sauron, a lessor god, did have plenty of fun.

So sitting in a tower for hundreds of years looking around for your lost essence ring is a blast, right?

Dilbert_X wrote:
I thought it was a bit harsh when the dragon was killed in 'The Hobbit', he was just doing his dragon thing.

Smaug was an asshole. He could've let one theft go and lived.

2011-10-16 07:46:47

#90

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|7054

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
So sitting in a tower for hundreds of years looking around for your lost essence ring is a blast, right?

Those are the later years. Now, assuming an angelic form and tricking others again and again, like fooling others to make those rings and ruling middle-earth at some point?

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