Official BF2s "Quote of the Day" nominations thread

2011-11-30 11:31:28

#51

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

well, unlike his gay-hell hypothesis (see above), this one is actually a well-constructed argument.

the structural conceit, that of a logical syllogism, performs reasonably well under inspection, and shows no fallacious or circuitous reasoning.

the factual and empirical evidence, notably that surviving a war increases your chance of living to old age, and that drinking reduces your chance of living to old age... are both verifiably true and rationally consistent statements.

well done war man, i give you a C+ for this assignment.

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2011-12-05 18:58:26

#52

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6591|what

Uzique wrote:
the factual and empirical evidence, notably that surviving a war increases your chance of living to old age

As opposed to not surviving a war, which cuts your chances of living to an old age down by a considerable margin?

Uzique wrote:
and that drinking reduces your chance of living to old age...

I thought it was pretty well known by now that drinking in moderation is the key to long life.

eg

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic … 00,00.html

2011-12-06 06:38:53

#53

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

yeah i mean lets all take everything they write in time magazine, that collective opus of the ad men, as true

you know time magazine told you that smoking was good for you in the 1950's, too?

alcohol is big business. maybe drinking a glass of red wine every now and then will 'help' you, because of anti-oxidants and whatever, but it's hardly 'good' for you. metabolizing alcohol puts stress on your liver and breaks down into all sorts of toxins and nasties, some of which don't just get pissed out. spurious at best to say that 'drinking extends your life'. perhaps in one tiny way drinking benefits you. but you can get those same anti-oxidants and goodies from other stuff...

oh and you dumb fuck, the first statement is clearly based on 'chances of dying'. you're more likely to be killed during a war than during peacetime, therefore a person that lived through a war into peacetime is more likely to stay alive and avoid a bomb being dropped on his head.

i love it when you try to be a smarmy dickhead because it almost always fails. stick to your reddit brand of wit.

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2011-12-06 10:14:59

#54

Benzin: Member; +576|6437

How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

2011-12-06 10:29:26

#55

Roc18: `; +655|6229|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

CapnNismo wrote:
How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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2011-12-06 16:27:52

#56

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5923|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Uzique wrote:
even whilst taking the smug knowledge in the fact that they are doomed (without your salvation, of course). funny psychology.

er, what.

i don't give a fuck about what religion someone practices. we're all going to the same place as long as we're not murdering each other and we have a good sense of morals

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2011-12-06 16:30:15

#57

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

where's that? the earth, to rot?

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2011-12-06 16:31:25

#58

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5923|Bolingbrook, Illinois

if that's what you believe, sure

2011-12-06 17:07:16

#59

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6591|what

Uzique wrote:
oh and you dumb fuck, the first statement is clearly based on 'chances of dying'. you're more likely to be killed during a war than during peacetime, therefore a person that lived through a war into peacetime is more likely to stay alive and avoid a bomb being dropped on his head.[/b]

As opposed to someone who didn't live through a war? Or someone who has enjoyed peace their whole life?

Your argument makes no sense when you contrast living through a war to the alternatives.

2011-12-06 17:10:20

#60

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6403|London, England

HaiBai wrote:
Uzique wrote:
even whilst taking the smug knowledge in the fact that they are doomed (without your salvation, of course). funny psychology.
er, what.

i don't give a fuck about what religion someone practices. we're all going to the same place as long as we're not murdering each other and we have a good sense of morals

What are you even talking about

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2011-12-06 17:10:21

#61

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

HaiBai wrote:
if that's what you believe, sure

well it has nothing to do with belief - it's fact. when we die, our bodies are (generally) put in the ground and they rot. your part is all to do with "what you believe", which is all conjecture from that point.

aussie you're taking my statement out of war man's context. the intention and meaning of his post was clear on a simple heuristic basis. you're nitpicking pointlessly and coming across as an unfunny, unwitty twat. what makes it worse is that you're being terminally unfunny about an analysis of mine that was entirely tongue in cheek in the first place. please go get laid. or get a tan, if the first part is too difficult.

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2011-12-06 17:12:21

#62

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6591|what

Switching to ad hominem mode I see.

That was unexpected.

2011-12-06 17:12:51

#63

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,746|7176|Cinncinatti

what are you on about

2011-12-06 17:14:30

#64

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

lol ad hominem. you're being completely humourless about something that i was joking about. i got three karmas from that post - people found it funny. then you come in being all obtuse/pedantic (i can't decide which because it's just so overwhelmingly /facepalm) and piss all over what was just a joke-serious appraisal of warman's intellectual capacity and logical reasoning (which was CLEARLY being sardonic). you chase some stupid point even though you knew exactly what i was talking about and making fun of, as if that in itself is entertaining. what a pissy poo parade! you and dilbert should go chill at an aussie beach somewhere and rub lotion into each other's backs, cause you ain't funny.

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2011-12-06 17:52:06

#65

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5923|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Uzique wrote:
HaiBai wrote:
if that's what you believe, sure
well it has nothing to do with belief - it's fact. when we die, our bodies are (generally) put in the ground and they rot. your part is all to do with "what you believe", which is all conjecture from that point.

of course

2011-12-12 00:27:44

#66

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6939|so randum

From the delightful Brad, re; Rick Perry

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Against abortion, against homosexuality, against evolution, pro small government, doesn't seem like a pussy as far as defense goes, etc.

That'll do it for me. The man seems to have common sense so even if he isn't the brightest in every sector, as nobody is perfect, I'm sure he'll get the advice and info needed from his Cabinet.

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2011-12-12 00:30:13

#67

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5912|Ventura, California

Abortion is murder
Homosexuality is sin
Evolution is bullshit

Maybe not 'common sense' indeed seeing as the majority of people aren't Christian.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-12-12 00:33:12

#68

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6939|so randum

From the delightful Brad, re; stuff

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Abortion is murder
Homosexuality is sin
Evolution is bullshit

Maybe not 'common sense' indeed seeing as the majority of people aren't Christian.

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2011-12-12 01:19:59

#69

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6908

-Sh1fty- wrote:
take a hike son.

2011-12-12 03:58:48

#70

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6545|eXtreme to the maX

Sh1fty wrote:
Fuck Iran

Fuck Obama

That thing needs to get back in US hands before they can get too much valuable information.

Iran should get their ass kicked for stealing US military property.

Sh1fty wrote:
Got around to reading the article. So the U.S. were in Iran (against Iran's authorization) and the drone crash landed? That's a different case, but if Iran took US military property when we did nothing wrong it's inappropriate (which would invalidate your thief analogy).

Sh1fty wrote:
My mom told me like yesterday morning or the day before that an American drone was flying near the Iranian border and was captured when it crash landed...

Fuck Israel

2011-12-12 09:20:31

#71

rdx-fx: ...; +955|7030

Superior Mind wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
War Man wrote:
Actually, when a creationist scientist uses radioactive dating, it is closer to that the creationists believe in.
>creationist
>scientist

pick one

...

Crustacean?

2011-12-12 09:23:42

#72

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5407|Dundee, Scotland.

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Abortion is murder
Homosexuality is sin
Evolution is bullshit

Maybe not 'common sense' indeed seeing as the majority of people aren't Christian.

Care to explain why homosexuality is a sin?

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-12-12 09:23:49

#73

gurdeep: +812|5194|prolly

shiftyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2011-12-12 09:24:46

#74

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,746|7176|Cinncinatti

unless hes talking about homo sex i duno

2011-12-12 09:24:50

#75

rdx-fx: ...; +955|7030

Uzique wrote:
shifty needs a mercy killing, like mercy killing in the style of an emaciated, desiccated jewish camp prisoner with advanced leukemia.

he is everything that is wrong about religion and faith in the 21st century.

not to mention being a case-study example of why home schooling really does not fucking work.

You're completely out of bounds with that, Suzi-que

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