Dash Rendar
Padme, because then I would have severe carpal tunnel syndrome.
Darth Fuckall
Anakin Skywalker
He gets to sleep with hot bitchesssszzzz
He gets to sleep with hot bitchesssszzzz
- Superior Mind
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Then his penis gets burned off by hot lava.
Gets his character totally raped by George Lucas too.
Lando, cuz he's black.
Porkins, obviously.
If not him, then Wilhelm Scream Stormtrooper
If not him, then Wilhelm Scream Stormtrooper
There's a Wilhelm Scream guy in every star war.DesertFox- wrote:
Porkins, obviously.
If not him, then Wilhelm Scream Stormtrooper
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I'ma go with Luke Skywalker, mainly because I hear he's a true bad-ass in the books and stuff.
Indeed he is.FFLink wrote:
I'ma go with Luke Skywalker, mainly because I hear he's a true bad-ass in the books and stuff.
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Boba Fett
Because then I would always have known who my father was. And who killed him.
Oh, wait.
I would be a clone...
Because then I would always have known who my father was. And who killed him.
Oh, wait.
I would be a clone...
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Anakin's father
The tall one in the back...
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Only a clone after George fucked everthing up. Me I'd be Prince Xizor. He's a badass.globefish23 wrote:
Boba Fett
Because then I would always have known who my father was. And who killed him.
Oh, wait.
I would be a clone...
Solo, because he's Harrison Ford.
wat... I thought he ate those lizard thingies...Pochsy wrote:
Jabba the Hut.
I want to eat sexy women all day.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I thought he was going to eat Princess Leia? Or does he just like having sexy women around? Either way: sexy women.FloppY_ wrote:
wat... I thought he ate those lizard thingies...Pochsy wrote:
Jabba the Hut.
I want to eat sexy women all day.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Pochsy wrote:
I thought he was going to eat Princess Leia? Or does he just like having sexy women around? Either way: sexy women.FloppY_ wrote:
wat... I thought he ate those lizard thingies...Pochsy wrote:
Jabba the Hut.
I want to eat sexy women all day.
Yeah I believe he kept Leia just to show off "look at my pretty slave petty humanoids"
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
That you could do NOTHING with...Pochsy wrote:
I thought he was going to eat Princess Leia? Or does he just like having sexy women around? Either way: sexy women.FloppY_ wrote:
wat... I thought he ate those lizard thingies...Pochsy wrote:
Jabba the Hut.
I want to eat sexy women all day.
Well ain't that some shit.CapnNismo wrote:
That you could do NOTHING with...Pochsy wrote:
I thought he was going to eat Princess Leia? Or does he just like having sexy women around? Either way: sexy women.FloppY_ wrote:
wat... I thought he ate those lizard thingies...
I had forgotten being a space slug would mean I wouldn't have a dong. Surely there must be some way to derive pleasure from a beautiful woman. He must keep them around for some reason.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Star Wars is overrated.
Heathen.Finray wrote:
Star Wars is overrated.
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Maybe he's like an octopus and the tip of his tail has a double function.Pochsy wrote:
I had forgotten being a space slug would mean I wouldn't have a dong.
It seems to hurt him a lot when Han Solo steps on it in the deleted scene from the special edition.
Or maybe he does it with his long, slimy tongue.Pochsy wrote:
Surely there must be some way to derive pleasure from a beautiful woman.
IIRC, there are female Hutts, so they most likely have some way of sex.
Jabba most likely just has a fetish of licking sexy, half-naked humanoids.
So true.RTHKI wrote:
not as overrated as deadmau5
His music sounds like he hit a randomizer button in his ProTools or Cubase.