Lurking half the time this morning is way too boring so I'm going to go audit invoices. No time for eggs and bacon, so chances are I'll only get a latte and breakfast bagel.
Bananas.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Lurking half the time this morning is way too boring so I'm going to go audit invoices. No time for eggs and bacon, so chances are I'll only get a latte and breakfast bagel.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Bought a bong, no weed to smoke with.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
youd have some if you didnt buy the bong
Tu Stultus Es
Well on the bright-side now when you do smoke, you're smoking healthier than if you were smoking with papers/joints before and you'll get way more smacked from the same amount I think.UnkleRukus wrote:
Bought a bong, no weed to smoke with.
I still can't do more than two bong rips at the very most, they're too rough. Then again I only ever tried it out of a water bottle bong my friend made to smoke some purp with so it could be different for real ones.
I have to see Dark Knight Rises asap because the longer I stay on the internet, the more at risk for spoilers I am, and I can't live without the internet
i ran out of mint leaves for my mojitos
Bongs are awesome, I've wanted one for a long time._j5689_ wrote:
Well on the bright-side now when you do smoke, you're smoking healthier than if you were smoking with papers/joints before and you'll get way more smacked from the same amount I think.UnkleRukus wrote:
Bought a bong, no weed to smoke with.
I still can't do more than two bong rips at the very most, they're too rough. Then again I only ever tried it out of a water bottle bong my friend made to smoke some purp with so it could be different for real ones.
Found a baggie in my room, smoked a bowl. Took 5 rips and I was annihilated for 5 hours. I hit this inch long beetle with a massive rip and It either got so high its body shut down, or I killed it. Either way it stopped moving within 30 seconds.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I have some fancy glasswares, i should take pics next time I cleans them
absolutely riveting.RTHKI wrote:
exciting
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
That awkward moment when you realize you've misplaced your Wacom tablet pen within minutes of unboxing the device.
...and realized you were sitting on it within seconds after posting about it.
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I have a peppermint plant in the garden that grew from 10cm to 1 meter and has blossomed recently.13urnzz wrote:
i ran out of mint leaves for my mojitos
And since it's a perennial plant, I might never run out of mint for many years to come.
I need to buy rum and limes today.
That was an almond, not a beetle.UnkleRukus wrote:
Bongs are awesome, I've wanted one for a long time.
Found a baggie in my room, smoked a bowl. Took 5 rips and I was annihilated for 5 hours. I hit this inch long beetle with a massive rip and It either got so high its body shut down, or I killed it. Either way it stopped moving within 30 seconds.
My wife planted extra mint plants for this year, explicitly for her Mohitos.13urnzz wrote:
i ran out of mint leaves for my mojitos
Three different kinds of mint - chocolate mint, some wintergreenish mint, and some other small-leaf minty mint.
The data connection on my phone is faster than the data connection from my ISP (Time Warner).
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Tried to pick up a little bit of color while mowing the lawn and got sunburn on my back and shoulders
you*re always getting burned trying to pick up a little color . . .
i thought you're black
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
no, but i tan easily
Marlboro discontinued my favorite cigarettes, their Virginia Blend. Fucking assholes, I think I'll switch to Camels in protest.
Virginia slims?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
My uncle smoked those for a little bitJay wrote:
Virginia slims?
Now he smokes Carlton 100s, he consistently buys them by the carton and then still claims he's trying to quit