Stop dating chicks that live with their parents.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6944
the before poo fag in the morning is just as nice
Morning fag with a cup of black coffee is pretty good too.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I dunno about that Gurdo - thing is: This fag starts the poo off in its final journey in ya belly, this may mean you have to rush the last drags on that fag or even cut short your early morning banter with Mr Jones who lives next door.
It also means your after poo fag isnt as satisfying as you have had one some 5/10/15/20 - got forbid 40 mins later. (delete as appropriate)
It also means your after poo fag isnt as satisfying as you have had one some 5/10/15/20 - got forbid 40 mins later. (delete as appropriate)
You need some cow juice in your coffee mateUnkleRukus wrote:
Morning fag with a cup of black coffee is pretty good too.
I cant poo in public.tuckergustav wrote:
Play footsie with the guy in the next stall.Jay wrote:
Take shit in public bathroom -> no toilet paper -> what do?
I can poo in:
Work
My house
Thats about it really
hahaha man i love you1927 wrote:
I dunno about that Gurdo - thing is: This fag starts the poo off in its final journey in ya belly, this may mean you have to rush the last drags on that fag or even cut short your early morning banter with Mr Jones who lives next door.
It also means your after poo fag isnt as satisfying as you have had one some 5/10/15/20 - got forbid 40 mins later. (delete as appropriate)
Thank you Gurdo thats very kind and I hope your not taking offence by my nickname I have for you.gurdeep wrote:
hahaha man i love you1927 wrote:
I dunno about that Gurdo - thing is: This fag starts the poo off in its final journey in ya belly, this may mean you have to rush the last drags on that fag or even cut short your early morning banter with Mr Jones who lives next door.
It also means your after poo fag isnt as satisfying as you have had one some 5/10/15/20 - got forbid 40 mins later. (delete as appropriate)
Please feel free to PM me and tell me who you used to be here until you changed ya name.
pull up pants, go to sink, take out shitload of paper towelsJay wrote:
Take shit in public bathroom -> no toilet paper -> what do?
gurdo is good. me likey
- ig
- ig
I wouldnt worry. When GOD made us he gave us things like 'worms'. Now these little blighters are not like your computer game version or even the garden worm.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
pull up pants, go to sink, take out shitload of paper towelsJay wrote:
Take shit in public bathroom -> no toilet paper -> what do?
These lil white bastards will do what bog paper does. They will eat the shit away from your ring piece for you, yeah alright you wont feel totally clean and fresh and by the time this afternoon comes you may want to go home early and have a proper clean up, but for now let the worms sort you out.
One last thing, dont kiss the dog on the lips, we dont want her or him doing that thing where it lifts its legs up and goes scraping its ass across your oriental ornamental Turkish rug. Or wooden laminate flooring.
Hope this helps Jay.
suicideHurricane2k9 wrote:
?RTHKI wrote:
im surprised you woke up at all
no paper towels, only one of those dyson air blade thingies.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
pull up pants, go to sink, take out shitload of paper towelsJay wrote:
Take shit in public bathroom -> no toilet paper -> what do?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I would love to stick 'Lil 27' in one of those things. Ive recently gone reverse movember on him aswell so should dry really quicker. The only trouble is you dont get those driers in pubs, just in places like The Museum or The Swimming Pool, so I havent had the chance yet.Jay wrote:
no paper towels, only one of those dyson air blade thingies.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
pull up pants, go to sink, take out shitload of paper towelsJay wrote:
Take shit in public bathroom -> no toilet paper -> what do?
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6944
Jay, lock the door to the bathroom and wash your ass in the sink. Or high tail it to another bathroom.
Emphasis on the word 'Tail'Superior Mind wrote:
Jay, lock the door to the bathroom and wash your ass in the sink. Or high tail it to another bathroom.
What bluray should I buy? I got a 10EUR gift certificate to an online store. They got oldies goldies like Tango & Cash and Ghostbusters in there
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I scrolled through the 10e bin and these I have in the finals.
-Falling Down
-The Mist
-Machete
-Moon
-The Prestige
-L.A. Confidential
-Inside Man
-Watchmen
ed.
Ackshully let's make a poll instead.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p3705162
-Falling Down
-The Mist
-Machete
-Moon
-The Prestige
-L.A. Confidential
-Inside Man
-Watchmen
ed.
Ackshully let's make a poll instead.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 2#p3705162
fegs i forgot i could delete my own thread
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u dum
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kill urself lloIrishGrimReaper wrote:
fegs i forgot i could delete my own thread
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Rofl
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will karma numbers ever cap out?
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