lol, The Rock looked so serious in the beginning and then he made that huge smile. The beginning of the trailer was pretty funny too: How many explosions were there again?
Even though the first one was admittedly pretty lame, I still enjoyed the action. This looks the same, too. Should be a entertaining
The first one was dire. I'm usually pretty selective with what films I sit down to watch, so I rarely don't watch a film through to the end, but I came very close with this one, it was a struggle to watch it. Doubt I'll bother with this at all tbh.
Last edited by coke (2011-12-13 07:03:11)
words can not describe how bad the first one was
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I'm acquiring the first one now just to see how shitty it is. I can't imagine it can be as horrible as Transformers 2. The movie set the low for how bad a movie can be.
I've never seen either, but from what I hear geeyejoh was like trannies but with worse CGI.CapnNismo wrote:
I'm acquiring the first one now just to see how shitty it is. I can't imagine it can be as horrible as Transformers 2. The movie set the low for how bad a movie can be.
Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2011-12-13 11:52:07)
Thread title read as 'Joe Retardation'.
Carry on!
Carry on!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Not possible.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
I've never seen either, but from what I here geeyejoh was like trannies but with worse CGI.CapnNismo wrote:
I'm acquiring the first one now just to see how shitty it is. I can't imagine it can be as horrible as Transformers 2. The movie set the low for how bad a movie can be.
who actually goes to the cinema to hand over their money to watch mindless fucking garbage like this?
HOOAH
HOOAH
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Transformers was an awesome masterpiece compared to GI Joe seriously.CapnNismo wrote:
I'm acquiring the first one now just to see how shitty it is. I can't imagine it can be as horrible as Transformers 2. The movie set the low for how bad a movie can be.
I agree, the CGI in Transformers is astonishingly good. But to say GI Joe is LIKE Transformers but with worse CGI is impossible - nothing comes close to the shitty-ness that exemplifies a Transformers movie.
No, you are wrong. GI Joe is absolute shit, Transformers is just slightly bad.CapnNismo wrote:
I agree, the CGI in Transformers is astonishingly good. But to say GI Joe is LIKE Transformers but with worse CGI is impossible - nothing comes close to the shitty-ness that exemplifies a Transformers movie.
why is the american president played by a british actor with a british accent?
and why is the trailer soundtracked by a dubstep black sabbath song?
this is terminal like cancer
and why is the trailer soundtracked by a dubstep black sabbath song?
this is terminal like cancer
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I thought exactly the same skip to 2:41 for the strokeface!Jay wrote:
Thread title read as 'Joe Retardation'.
Carry on!
YA NEW CAST
hard to not be better than the first
It's Fumbles
it was always Fumbles.
it was always Fumbles.
It can't be any worst than the first one.
Then again I said that about Transformers...
Then again I said that about Transformers...
Fuck Israel
they could have really made something out of the seven nation army tune. Too bad.
Have you even seen GI Joe?CapnNismo wrote:
I agree, the CGI in Transformers is astonishingly good. But to say GI Joe is LIKE Transformers but with worse CGI is impossible - nothing comes close to the shitty-ness that exemplifies a Transformers movie.
Think:
Transformers
Worse plot
No CGI to speak of
No Megan Fox
No awesome robots which turn into stuff
Fuck Israel
Nope, never seen it. Watching it tonight, though, after I get back from class.
Three minutes into the first movie and I'm already asking myself, "WTF is this shit?" I stand corrected - G.I. Joe is worse than Transformers 2.
EDIT:
Gave up after 20 minutes... you can only feed me so much bullshit before I get full...
EDIT:
Gave up after 20 minutes... you can only feed me so much bullshit before I get full...
Last edited by CapnNismo (2011-12-14 10:13:30)
Only reason I would want to watch this
Spoiler (highlight to read):
BRUCE WILLIS!!!
Spoiler (highlight to read):
BRUCE WILLIS!!!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.