Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD
Post a hypothetical. The person below you has to choose. They then write a new one for the next poster. I'll start.

You get $3,000,000 but I get to fuck your daughter or, if you never have a daughter, your wife/gf.
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6227|Catherine Black
hurricane I'd let you fuck her for free because you fucking need it you worthless human being
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD
hey just play the fucking game, finray
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6403|London, England

That one is horrible

I just pull an ugly girl that you have to fuck and then I get a cool 3 mil

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=144423

bird talons or aluminum foil shirt
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD
Bird talons, I could do some fun things with those.

You become world famous and everybody adores you... but you constantly feel like you have to take a gigantic shit, and the feeling never goes away.
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6403|London, England

do you get to keep the shit or something?
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13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6137
yeah i'm not really feeling this hurricat.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6024

Mutantbear wrote:

That one is horrible

I just pull an ugly girl that you have to fuck and then I get a cool 3 mil

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=144423

bird talons or aluminum foil shirt

Macbeth wrote:

Bird Talons. While I would be upset with my inability to play most video games, I'm a 100% sure something would be developed in the future to allow my bird clawed self to play turn based strategy games at the least. How am I sure of this? I'm pretty certain I build a very lucrative entrainment business around my unique talon hands. Everything from endorsements to modeling and erotica (bird fetish anyone?). One of my fans will develop this for me or maybe some college kid with too much time on their hands and a wicked bird fetish. I could totally manage bird talons. 

A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD

Mutantbear wrote:

do you get to keep the shit or something?
you don't actually shit. it's just that awful feeling you get when you have to take a huge dump.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
worst thread 2011
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7171|St. Andrews / Oslo

FatherTed wrote:

worst thread 2011
Got it in just in time
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13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6137

FatherTed wrote:

worst thread 2011
eh, we'll have to see the other threads for comparison.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6403|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Mutantbear wrote:

do you get to keep the shit or something?
you don't actually shit. it's just that awful feeling you get when you have to take a huge dump.
Can I be a world famous rectal doctor and cure my chronic constipation

ezpz
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD
>Feeling never goes away
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
ban thread
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6227|Catherine Black
2/10 for effort hurricunt
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6140|College Park, MD
thank you fingay
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6908

This thread never had a chance in this world. Better put it down to stop the suffering.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
it's the humane thing to do
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6403|London, England

Would you rather be a rectal doctor with irreversible rectal pain or have someone sleep with your wife and steal 3 million of your rectal dollars
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
i like buttes is that the answer?
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6403|London, England

well then you might want to be a rectal doctor but you could have sex with your wife rectally which would also be rather enjoyable
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
oh well that sounds ok then
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6908

Yeah but does that cause irreversible rectal pain to your wife?
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7171|St. Andrews / Oslo

Nah his penis is small lol
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