Mutantbear wrote:
That one is horrible
I just pull an ugly girl that you have to fuck and then I get a cool 3 mil
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=144423
bird talons or aluminum foil shirt
Macbeth wrote:
Bird Talons. While I would be upset with my inability to play most video games, I'm a 100% sure something would be developed in the future to allow my bird clawed self to play turn based strategy games at the least. How am I sure of this? I'm pretty certain I build a very lucrative entrainment business around my unique talon hands. Everything from endorsements to modeling and erotica (bird fetish anyone?). One of my fans will develop this for me or maybe some college kid with too much time on their hands and a wicked bird fetish. I could totally manage bird talons.
A shirt made of aluminum foil, on the other hand, is just restrictive. In both the economic and social sense. You can't go for a job interview dressed in aluminum. No one wants to hang out with, let alone date, the guy who dresses like a homeless man who found a box full of reynolds wrap. You might even have an allergic reaction to the constant exposure to aluminum. Nope, no way. Won't work.
you don't actually shit. it's just that awful feeling you get when you have to take a huge dump.Mutantbear wrote:
do you get to keep the shit or something?
Got it in just in timeFatherTed wrote:
worst thread 2011
eh, we'll have to see the other threads for comparison.FatherTed wrote:
worst thread 2011
Can I be a world famous rectal doctor and cure my chronic constipationHurricane2k9 wrote:
you don't actually shit. it's just that awful feeling you get when you have to take a huge dump.Mutantbear wrote:
do you get to keep the shit or something?
