Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6986

https://i.imgur.com/Ph2tW.jpg
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6328|...

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

once again the mods try to play nanny
howsey whatsey?
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6986

OMG.... https://i.imgur.com/o2AOb.jpg
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7069

battlefield 3 is a masterpiece and it's a shame that you guys are too big of loserds to see that
it takes a true connoisseur of gaming to appreciate all the thought, detail, balance, design, and subtlety that went into it
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6116|College Park, MD
i think one of the biggest mistakes of my life was deleting the nude pics i had of my ex
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6328|...

Toilet Sex wrote:

OMG....
my fave
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
School boy error there Hurri.  You could of had a 'crywank'.  Only real men can do that, or even an 'angerwank', most people can do that.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

tuckergustav wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

OMG....
my fave
...so far.


You could pick a more appropriate animal though.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5772|London, England
I still have pics of my high school gf from when she was 15 floating around somewhere
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

tuckergustav wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

OMG....
my fave
Tuck. I think you got your derby name
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6116|College Park, MD
'27 I did, then I thought "this is unhealthy and I should delete them to help me get over her."

now i'm very much over her emotionally but I'd like to whack it to those photos anyway >_<
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6116|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

I possess child porn
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
tuckergustav
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Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

OMG....
my fave
Tuck. I think you got your derby name
ha.Except I have one already!!
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jay wrote:

I still have pics of my high school gf from when she was 15 floating around somewhere
Was she a big girl? How much did she weigh?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6986

are you saying Jay is porky?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

'27 I did, then I thought "this is unhealthy and I should delete them to help me get over her."

now i'm very much over her emotionally but I'd like to whack it to those photos anyway >_<
Ahhhh no, perfect for the wank bank, but the oppo has long gone.  Well you'll have to get yaself another ex.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

are you saying Jay is porky?
No not at all, his ex sounds wafer thin though.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7151|Cinncinatti

Toilet Sex wrote:

are you saying Jay is a cook?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png

RTHKI wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

are you saying Jay is a foodie?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5772|London, England

1927 wrote:

Jay wrote:

I still have pics of my high school gf from when she was 15 floating around somewhere
Was she a big girl? How much did she weigh?
Nah, she was fit with massive tits
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
massive sounds so heavy
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6986

yeah, as uzi so brilliantly put it... slabs of lard
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5772|London, England
I prefer them smaller nowadays, but they were a lot of fun for a teenage male to play with.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6116|College Park, MD

1927 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

'27 I did, then I thought "this is unhealthy and I should delete them to help me get over her."

now i'm very much over her emotionally but I'd like to whack it to those photos anyway >_<
Ahhhh no, perfect for the wank bank, but the oppo has long gone.  Well you'll have to get yaself another ex.
hahahah, or at least a not-ex. nothing like the real live deal.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
They say sex with the ex is the best.  Perhaps knocking one out over them is the best too, I dunno?

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