EE Chats January 2012

2012-01-04 04:38:56

#551

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Yeah, I did what I wanted to for once. No MRS to answer to, just the one girl, Mollie. Santa brought her a few things and an 'iphone' so I have one happy (soon to be) 11 year old.

Santa brought me a PS3 and BF3 a week before crimbo. I was in a french railway station Crimbo eve (metro to be exact) and then some place called Caspian on New Years eve. Fucking perfect, plenty to smoke, plenty of Jacks to drink, and no bitch to tell me 'get off there you been on there all Crimbo'.

Bout time I did what I fucking wanted to.

2012-01-04 04:44:37

#552

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

1927 wrote:
Ya welcome TS.

I suggest.

x1 Chicken Bake
x1 Corned Beef Pasty (get some Rennies)
x1 Ham roll thing with seeds on it, only £1.50, fucking lush
x1 Caramel Donut
x1 Carrier Bag

Oh yeah and whatever the wife wants.

WITHIN REASON. None of this dropping off at New Look on the way, coming home with new shoes and saying 'Well you did say get yaself whatever you wanted'. Dont fall for that. Sorry Mrs Sex if I have ruined your plans. Can I call her by her first name please, Im more comfortable with that.

no no no

2 chicken bake
2 steak bake
1 bean and sausage
1 SPECIAL YOU CHOOSE!!!!

bottle of coke

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2012-01-04 04:45:31

#553

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6177|Catherine Black

Yeah mine was pretty nice, didn't get much on xmas, sweater, socks, scarf and cash, but I did have my gran and my brother and his girlfriend over for dinner. Was nice to sit down with them all and some champers with everyone in their xmas best.

New years I got fucking trashed at the pub, then embarrassed myself infront of the parents of a friend I'd just met. Hilarious night, and even got to kiss a girl on the bells this year. Last year I had to kiss my mate phil.

2012-01-04 04:46:37

#554

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6177|Catherine Black

cherry coke?

2012-01-04 04:46:55

#555

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

always cherry coke

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2012-01-04 04:47:58

#556

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

No Ted. The Steak bake used to have bits of fat on it and ever so often you end up chewing elastic band. Well it happened once and thats enough for life, my names Dooncan Bannatyne and Im oooooooooot.

The beans are likely to lead to a burned lip, I fucking hate biting my cheek/tongue, burning my mouth or bumping my head. All three could happen.

Yes to the coke. Yes to the special and let me tell you I have come up with an absolute fucking beauty.

Cheese and Ham baguette which they will put in the oven for 2 mins and heat up. Fuck yeah.

2012-01-04 04:49:17

#557

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

aw mate i know it's hard to love and trust a pasty again after a bad experience, but the steak bakes are honestly lush now. the beans are always risky, but you eat maybe a steak bake, then a chicken, then some lovely coke to wash your palate and by that time, the bean + sausage melt should be just right to eat

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2012-01-04 04:49:22

#558

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:
Yeah mine was pretty nice, didn't get much on xmas, sweater, socks, scarf and cash, but I did have my gran and my brother and his girlfriend over for dinner. Was nice to sit down with them all and some champers with everyone in their xmas best.

New years I got fucking trashed at the pub, then embarrassed myself infront of the parents of a friend I'd just met. Hilarious night, and even got to kiss a girl on the bells this year. Last year I had to kiss my mate phil.

You kissed a girl on the bells? Wooooh, what kinda girl is that?

Champagne and a spliff crimbo morning. Unbeatable, dont even bother with glasses, they are over rated for champers.

2012-01-04 04:51:58

#559

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:
aw mate i know it's hard to love and trust a pasty again after a bad experience, but the steak bakes are honestly lush now. the beans are always risky, but you eat maybe a steak bake, then a chicken, then some lovely coke to wash your palate and by that time, the bean + sausage melt should be just right to eat

Awww ok, I like the sound of this.

1. Greggs have sorted the manager out at the Steak Bake factory. Or Factorrrry, depending on where your from. Ok, I will try another one if you think they have sorted their lives out.

2. I like the idea of not eating the boiling hot sausage and bean, leaving it to cool down, maybe having after the donut? I think this could work.

You didnt say cherry coke did you? I know someone did cos I just seen it.

2012-01-04 04:54:32

#560

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6177|Catherine Black

I did

Always cherry coke, all day urr day.

2012-01-04 04:55:00

#561

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

cherry coke ~0wns~

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2012-01-04 04:57:05

#562

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7042

RIP vanilla coke

2012-01-04 04:58:58

#563

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cherry Coke (squiggle)D0wns(squiggle).

Its like rugby and football aint it. Remember the story I told you about approx 5 years ago. They were playing football, some cunt picks the ball up and starts running passed everyone, dives over the line and instead of the ref sending him off turns round and says 'loving ya work, here have 5 goals). I mean WTF, that aint fucking football no more is it, its now rugby.

Well same with Cherry Coke, prolly the same dozy sod stuck cherry in the coke. Well that aint fucking coke either.

2012-01-04 04:59:38

#564

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Lucien wrote:
RIP vanilla coke

Who?? what?? You trying to finish me off and push me over the hedge here or what?

2012-01-04 05:00:31

#565

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

oh don't get me wrong, normal coke is still amazing too. but sometimes you just want that extra bit of sweetness. and i'm a pretty sweet guy already

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2012-01-04 05:01:11

#566

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Stick some Jacks in it then.

2012-01-04 05:01:45

#567

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I am a bit old school aint I?

Im not one of those sexists though.

2012-01-04 05:01:52

#568

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6889|so randum

i don't really like whiskey cokes, but it's about the only place JD tastes nice i guess

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2012-01-04 05:03:48

#569

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I had a little taste of 'Gentleman Jacks' over crimbo, least thats what I think its called. They jail you for putting coke in it, tumbler with ice thats all. Lovely, almost as smooth as Jamesons. The first sniff and 2 secs on your tongue its Jacks, then it trasnports you somewhere else. £30 a bottle though, yeah Id want a free ride somewhere.

2012-01-04 05:05:40

#570

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6961

what i ended up getting...

2 x cheese & onion pasty
3 x sausage roll
a vanilla slice
orange oasis

not sure what she got but not as tasty as that

half way through it so far

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2012-01-04 05:09:09

#571

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6091|College Park, MD

eat faster

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2012-01-04 05:17:36

#572

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Fuck Greggs and the woman with the real bad cock eye in there (Im always like, she talking to me or what) But anyway, my ol man rocks up today with a load of Ham and Cheese and a loaf so I have just made sarnies for Me, Him and Sis.

TS - Ewwww, bit of a school report mate 'Could of done better'.

2012-01-04 05:20:21

#573

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6961

i know, 3 instead of 2 pasties would've been best so there's not an extra sausageroll but meh

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2012-01-04 05:24:26

#574

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7011|Little Bentcock

holy fuck you brits a fat.

You order like 12 billion things to eat at a time? I will order maybe 1/2 meat pies with a coke and be set for the arvo.

2012-01-04 05:27:00

#575

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7062|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im banging on a bit like im James Martin off the telly when infact, there is no wrongs or rights just persoanl opinions and differnt tastes along with bad experiences with food but, to continue to be a prick I will add:

Cheese n Onion Pasty - Really, how come, did she go to the clothes shops afterall and by the time she finally arrived everything else had been sold?
Its ok in crisps and a sandwich but not a pasty.

Sausage Roll - I just dont like them big, only the small ones.

Vanilla Slice - Whuuuuuu the fuck is this? Novelty cup cakes, cookies, a host of differnt donuts and a rice crispy cake to choose from and you end up with a V Slice. Gutted. Unless you wrote that on the note (always give women and kids a note to go to the shop for you or they forget why they went in the first instance and come back with candels or football stickers).

Oasis - High 5 mate.

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