I'll bring you a pipe you can smoke when I come to Euroland
not before i throw a few grenades at you first
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
awwww yay. i have my collection of dressing gowns, many nice glasses with which to enjoy alcohol from, so all i really need now to be perfect is a pipe, top hat and maybe a fitted smoking jacket.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
By grenades he means playful banter.
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And by playful banter I mean hand grenades.
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no he's a dirty non jesus believer who doesn't even believe in santa OR bacon so him and his grenades can have fun while they burn in hell
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Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Do you have a monocle you could spare?FatherTed wrote:
awwww yay. i have my collection of dressing gowns, many nice glasses with which to enjoy alcohol from, so all i really need now to be perfect is a pipe, top hat and maybe a fitted smoking jacket.
I have a corn cob pipeFatherTed wrote:
and a pipe, a pipe is one of the only things i actually asked for for xmas and my dad thought i was taking the piss so didn't get me one
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
oh wow i'd totally overlooked a monocle. i've got perfect vision so it wouldn't really do much, but now i must have one!-Whiteroom- wrote:
Do you have a monocle you could spare?FatherTed wrote:
awwww yay. i have my collection of dressing gowns, many nice glasses with which to enjoy alcohol from, so all i really need now to be perfect is a pipe, top hat and maybe a fitted smoking jacket.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
And by grenades, he means playful banter.
and a cane. you need a cane.FatherTed wrote:
oh wow i'd totally overlooked a monocle. i've got perfect vision so it wouldn't really do much, but now i must have one!-Whiteroom- wrote:
Do you have a monocle you could spare?FatherTed wrote:
awwww yay. i have my collection of dressing gowns, many nice glasses with which to enjoy alcohol from, so all i really need now to be perfect is a pipe, top hat and maybe a fitted smoking jacket.
i had a cane for a while at uni, not sure where it got to. and one of them things you put a cig in so it doesn't actually touch your fingers
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
A good monocle is a must when wearing a top hat and smoking a pipe.
I told my fiancee I'd be wearing tails, a top hat, and carrying a cane for our wedding. She was not pleased
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
You could be cool and use a sunglass monocle. The shading will help your one eye. Then, if you need to protect your other eye from the sun, simply put another monocle in the other eye.
MODERN TECHNOLOGY IS AWSM
MODERN TECHNOLOGY IS AWSM
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find a new fiancee imo
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
you mean a condom. and by fingers you mean mouth. and by cig you mean a penis.FatherTed wrote:
i had a cane for a while at uni, not sure where it got to. and one of them things you put a cig in so it doesn't actually touch your fingers
Tu Stultus Es
But I like this modelFatherTed wrote:
find a new fiancee imo
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Clever girl...eleven bravo wrote:
you mean a condom. and by fingers you mean mouth. and by cig you mean a penis.FatherTed wrote:
i had a cane for a while at uni, not sure where it got to. and one of them things you put a cig in so it doesn't actually touch your fingers
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Doh ho ho! Zing!
nice shit hole lolPrivateVendetta wrote:
and a cane. you need a cane.FatherTed wrote:
oh wow i'd totally overlooked a monocle. i've got perfect vision so it wouldn't really do much, but now i must have one!-Whiteroom- wrote:
Do you have a monocle you could spare?
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Wow Irish coins are nice
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oh, TS...
dick.
dick.