Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England
why would you accuse me of such misdeeds?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6896|so randum
LIVE FEED REVEALS ALL
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England

FatherTed wrote:

Jay wrote:

bugz wrote:

I've got a rapist and an Irishman planning to take my anal virginity...should I be worried?
Just feed them booze and your bum will be alright
if anything that makes it worse. feed yourself booze bugs, then you might not feel it

it being your anus tearing
I knew a girl in college that earned the name coke butt. She'd let you slip it in any time you wanted as long as you numbed her asshole with coke first
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
like cocaine or coca-cola?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England
https://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/12/cocaine1.jpg
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
that'd be an expensive way to get sex i reckon
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
i would just mix some orajel with sweetener and tell her it's some special blend of cocaine
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|5337|Flintshire

FatherTed wrote:

mate you would say 'hi, i'm oliver bond you may know me as surgeons' and by bond i'd be in your bum LOL
innit bro, going bed now fo realz xx
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6708

nn Olly
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
found a 1/3 full bottle of wine
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7133|Cinncinatti
how about friends?
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7139|London

take a chill pill rthki!!
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
the ones who come back in town for break are gone except for one who can't come over tonight. all my college friends don't live nearby.

thankfully i'm going to my house tomorrow night to hang out with some of my roommates

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2012-01-06 17:56:00)

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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6708

Hey, it's Nick
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7133|Cinncinatti
your right D. i should eat i havent had much today
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7139|London

hey ebug xD
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6896|so randum
dauntless fyi u r cute
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England
My little cousin tries too hard

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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6896|so randum
more pics of little cousin
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6708

Needs less makeup
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6896|so randum
and more pics
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England
she's canadian bugz! go find her
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6708

Jay wrote:

she's canadian bugz! go find her
brb, combing over the 3.9 million square miles and 34 million people in this country
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5754|London, England

bugz wrote:

Jay wrote:

she's canadian bugz! go find her
brb, combing over the 3.9 million square miles and 34 million people in this country
Toronto
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
well fate sure is generous! mom and her bf come home with a sixer of Yuengling for me. i'd be downing that shit right now if I didn't have to go pick up my sis in an hour
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