You should put your pills in your grinder and then snort the dust.
- SuperJail Warden
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no thanks.
Hey, i just got approved for a Delta Skymiles CC that gives me 50K miles basically for free. Noice!
- SuperJail Warden
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Awesome. Hopefully the seats are wheelchair accessible.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Hey, i just got approved for a Delta Skymiles CC that gives me 50K miles basically for free. Noice!
you've never flown before, have you?
her face looks like it was designed with an ovoid tool on some CAD software somewhere. as jay pointed out, those sort of more-female-than-female lines and curves are pretty much the province of bangkok ladyboys with a mean make-up kit and several years of hormonal/plastic calibration. it doesn't thrill me. synthetic really is the best word i can think of. also it slightly troubles me that the 'most perfect asian' you have ever seen seems to be an asian living on the terms – quite literally and physically – of a western beauty ideal. the most perfect asian you have ever seen is basically an asian who has made efforts to erase or hide her asian traits. that isn't really my thing.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Women shouldn't be objectified. But that girl I posted is probably the most beautiful Asian I have ever seen. It's hard to think of her as a person and not as a trophy that needs to be owned and guarded.
on the other hand, i come home to messages – "wish you were eating with me" – "hello darling!"
http://i.imgur.com/RQnNThb.jpg
what did a goy like me do to earn this chosen one? i'll take the imperfections. i'll settle for this mortal earth, oh lord.
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how'd you meet her?
quite convoluted, but her housemate is the editor of wales' main poetry journal. met her in passing, sparks immediately were sent flying, etc-ra. that whole schtick. i think she is quite lonely and culturally deprived doing her business course in a relative backwater (in terms of britain, i mean). not to say there can't be something unique and special about how she feels about me. but i'm just a different flavour of guy to those she meets through her asian international student cabal or her business-minded course mates. i'm not complaining. this chick outstrips me in material wealth but thinks my culture and intellectualism is hot. she even said "start your PhD next year, the more intellectual the hotter". lol. not many white chicks even would have such an attitude.
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Dude, your mom is hot. Off to the bathroom with my phone.uziq wrote:
her face looks like it was designed with an ovoid tool on some CAD software somewhere. as jay pointed out, those sort of more-female-than-female lines and curves are pretty much the province of bangkok ladyboys with a mean make-up kit and several years of hormonal/plastic calibration. it doesn't thrill me. synthetic really is the best word i can think of. also it slightly troubles me that the 'most perfect asian' you have ever seen seems to be an asian living on the terms – quite literally and physically – of a western beauty ideal. the most perfect asian you have ever seen is basically an asian who has made efforts to erase or hide her asian traits. that isn't really my thing.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Women shouldn't be objectified. But that girl I posted is probably the most beautiful Asian I have ever seen. It's hard to think of her as a person and not as a trophy that needs to be owned and guarded.
on the other hand, i come home to messages – "wish you were eating with me" – "hello darling!"
http://i.imgur.com/RQnNThb.jpg
what did a goy like me do to earn this chosen one? i'll take the imperfections. i'll settle for this mortal earth, oh lord.
my mum is hot actually.
did you stick it in her butt?
siihb
you*r mum is hot!
she's a bit young for you burnzz
i am the azn expert don't deny it.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
there's no salt here my friend. I'm not trying to knock you (or anyone else) down a peg for hooking up with a chick. Good for you! It's just weird that Cybargs and MacB are so eager to jump in and offer up their experiences. Cybargs seems to think he is the Asian love guru, but both he and MacB come off super cringy whenever azns are mentioned.uziq wrote:
yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad. Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.
stop being so sssssssalty
dilbert- my demeanor and tone has never changed on this forum, whether i was a mod or just a normal plebe.
I got more, stronger pain pills today. That's the only good thing that has happened. I had to cancel my Seattle trip because of my pinched nerve.
in Japan it's actually considered a beauty trait to have crooked front teeth.uziq wrote:
also her teeth are fine. I know a few Japanese girls by acquaintance who have bad teeth and seem fine with it. a crooked pair of front teeth can also be way more hot and a kind of kinky cynosure than generic, white piano keys like all Americans seem to have. .
http://www.japantoday.com/category/life … oked-teeth
one of my exes a few years ago had a slightly crooked pair of front teeth. they crossed over slightly. i met her a few years later after she had a few thousand quids worth of dental cosmetics to put them straight. didn't find it anywhere near as attractive or hot. sometimes it's the minor flaws that really grab your attention and stand out. asymmetry in general is very under-rated.
anyway, as posted above, my new shawty has pretty flawless teeth.
anyway, as posted above, my new shawty has pretty flawless teeth.
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The Asian girl I see desperately needs braces. Both her parents are doctors and she is in med school. They can afford it. No idea why she never asked for them.
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
how'd you meet her?
i bet I've banged more asian chicks than you have. Not trying to brag.Cybargs wrote:
i am the azn expert don't deny it.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
there's no salt here my friend. I'm not trying to knock you (or anyone else) down a peg for hooking up with a chick. Good for you! It's just weird that Cybargs and MacB are so eager to jump in and offer up their experiences. Cybargs seems to think he is the Asian love guru, but both he and MacB come off super cringy whenever azns are mentioned.uziq wrote:
yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.
stop being so sssssssalty
dilbert- my demeanor and tone has never changed on this forum, whether i was a mod or just a normal plebe.
I got more, stronger pain pills today. That's the only good thing that has happened. I had to cancel my Seattle trip because of my pinched nerve.
Right guys you've done it, now I'm going to get an Asian girlfriend.
They're nice in that they're quiet, obedient and small so you can throw them around, but the constant complaining drives me mad.
"Why can't I have my passport back, do the handcuffs need to be so tight, you've ruptured my colon" it goes on and on, I just don't think its worth it.
They're nice in that they're quiet, obedient and small so you can throw them around, but the constant complaining drives me mad.
"Why can't I have my passport back, do the handcuffs need to be so tight, you've ruptured my colon" it goes on and on, I just don't think its worth it.
Fuck Israel
the only complaining mine has done so far is that i'm not around enough to get her naked. man gotta work...
I bet her parents are crying into their noodles as we speak.
Fuck Israel