Good things that have happened in your life lately

2016-02-24 18:34:46

#3001

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5624|London, England

Hope it's a vasectomy

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2016-02-24 19:48:14

#3002

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7008|London

best of luck mac, hope it all pans out!

let us know either way, we're here for you m8

2016-02-25 01:35:08

#3003

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6371|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:
go and see a tired whore in an arena filled with BO like some sort of nerd zeppelin for a cool half grand.

bargain

You clearly didn't see the meet and greet with catering.

Fuck Israel

2016-02-25 01:36:20

#3004

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6371|eXtreme to the maX

pirana6 wrote:
If it's something positive, good luck.

If it's something negative - obligatory 'hey don't do that'

This, especially if its some abduction/rape or gender change thing.

Fuck Israel

2016-02-25 09:51:52

#3005

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +692|6556|Washington St.

It's tomorrow mac, howd it go?

2016-02-25 09:54:09

#3006

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

leaving in 5 minutes... will get back to you in 5 hours.

2016-02-25 10:32:48

#3007

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6975|England. Stoke

oh you are a tease...

2016-02-25 11:04:07

#3008

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

uziq wrote:
go and see a tired whore in an arena filled with BO like some sort of nerd zeppelin for a cool half grand.

bargain

hey that's someone's mother/wife/daughter you are talking about!

2016-02-25 16:32:28

#3009

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Friends, I have something very important to do tomorrow. It is something I should have done years ago. If it goes well I will tell you what it is. Please wish me luck. Macbeth needs it.

update plz

2016-02-25 16:47:47

#3010

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

I traveled to New York and had sex with my 17 year old cousin.

Just kidding! I am not sure if everything went well. I have to make a phone call Monday. I took a teachers test. It was the praxis math core. I have 3 more test after this and a 25 hour class before i could be a registered teachers assistant in nj

Sex with my cousin would have been great though. She looks like veronica rodriguez
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CT0tCSTUYAAWUDM.jpg:large

2016-02-25 17:06:49

#3011

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

don't talk about your 17 year old cousin and compare her to porn stars. C'mon man

didn't you just get out of college? Can you be a TA without a college degree?

2016-02-25 17:38:12

#3012

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,742|7003|Cinncinatti

that picture on the right though

2016-02-25 17:48:07

#3013

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

How is my cousin different from any other girl? I only see her once every 6 months or so.

You can be a sub teacher if you have at least 60 credits and pass a praxis test. You can only be a teachers assistant in NJ if you pass 4 test and do a 25 hour class. Then once you get a TA slot you can start a 200 hour class and boom you are a certified teacher.

2016-02-25 18:02:10

#3014

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6950|United States of America

Do you... want to be a teacher? You might get Scott Walker'd for trying to prevent the next generation from being fucking idiots.

2016-02-25 18:09:29

#3015

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

ok macbeth, don't compare ANY 17 year olds to porn stars. It's disgusting dude

2016-02-25 18:19:06

#3016

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

Fine. I am sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

2016-02-25 18:41:19

#3017

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6982

the lannisters approve of you macbeth.

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2016-02-25 19:08:56

#3018

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6950|United States of America

Probably shouldn't switch gears directly from underage cousin-fucking to becoming a teacher, either, while we're at it.

2016-02-25 19:49:06

#3019

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +692|6556|Washington St.

DesertFox- wrote:
Probably shouldn't switch gears directly from underage cousin-fucking to becoming a teacher, either, while we're at it.

cmon it wouldn't be bf2s without someone talking about porking their 17 y/o cousin then immediately talk about becoming a teacher

2016-02-25 20:08:32

#3020

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

pirana6 wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Probably shouldn't switch gears directly from underage cousin-fucking to becoming a teacher, either, while we're at it.
cmon it wouldn't be bf2s without someone talking about porking their 17 y/o cousin then immediately talk about becoming a teacher

This is really the only place I can drop such ideas.

2016-02-25 23:16:23

#3021

uziq: Member; +498|3718

17 is legal in the uk so imma say go ahead macb.

2016-02-26 12:42:03

#3022

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

legal in some states here too, doesn't make it ok

2016-02-26 13:01:46

#3023

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3985

Ken, you bragged about having sex with a mentally ill woman awhile back. You are pretty awful too.

2016-02-26 13:02:58

#3024

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,742|7003|Cinncinatti

what

2016-02-26 13:09:51

#3025

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6897|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Ken, you bragged about having sex with a mentally ill woman awhile back. You are pretty awful too.

I never bragged about having sex with a mentally ill person. Even then, she's actually not mentally ill. She was diagnosed by one doctor, then her very asian mom made her see a doc with a better academic pedigree. She went to both a Harvard-trained and UCLA trained (!!) Psychiatrist a few months ago and both cleared her of any BiPolar Disorder. She also no longer takes lithium or any other anti-psychotics. She also is waaay into Jesus. I went to her initiation into the Catholic Church (after Baptism, before Confirmation) 2 weeks ago. We no longer see each other but I'm still friends with her.

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