Craig Robinson is headlining my school's fall comedy show
i know who that is
Another set of intense pickup games of dodge ball tonight. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow, so worth it.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Did you know on the lower right hand corner of the text box where you write things in at the bottom of the page there is a triangle that lets to adjust the size of the box?
yes
Well I just discovered it
Macbeth wrote:
Did you know on the lower right hand corner of the text box where you write things in at the bottom of the page there is a triangle that lets to adjust the size of the box?
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
yes
We had this discovery about a year ago
My girlfriend dropped the greatest pick-up line a girl can use last night: I can't taste salt.
If the guy doesn't get it, he's dumb anyways, and if he does, you just got laid.
If the guy doesn't get it, he's dumb anyways, and if he does, you just got laid.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
That's a terrible pickup line. Why even bother? Just say "I want you to suck your dick tonight". Bam! Done.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
The elegance of the line is the subtle suggestion of this desire. It's also fewer words, weeds out idiots, and distances yourself ever-so-slightly from looking like a fucking moron to the degree your suggestion does.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
your gf is quite elegant i must say
Not really, I mean how do you respond to a line like that?
"I can't taste salt"
"So you're a subtle cum guzzler, eh?"
"I can't taste salt"
"Lucky you, you don't have to deal with fundies comparing their belief in god to their ability to taste salt"
"I can't taste salt"
"That's very tragic, food must be very bland"
"I can't taste salt"
"We'll see about that heh heh"
"I can't taste salt"
"Are you fucking twelve years old that you thought that was a good and/or intellectually subtle pickup line? Teehee, let me say something provocative while pretending to maintain an innocence I do not possesss. Here, let me bat my eyelashes for you too. Here, I'll do that whole blowing out one cheek pretending I have a fat cock in my mouth thing too. I'm so witty."
"I can't taste salt"
"So you're a subtle cum guzzler, eh?"
"I can't taste salt"
"Lucky you, you don't have to deal with fundies comparing their belief in god to their ability to taste salt"
"I can't taste salt"
"That's very tragic, food must be very bland"
"I can't taste salt"
"We'll see about that heh heh"
"I can't taste salt"
"Are you fucking twelve years old that you thought that was a good and/or intellectually subtle pickup line? Teehee, let me say something provocative while pretending to maintain an innocence I do not possesss. Here, let me bat my eyelashes for you too. Here, I'll do that whole blowing out one cheek pretending I have a fat cock in my mouth thing too. I'm so witty."
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
so she tried out the line on the whole bar right? what was her success rate?Pochsy wrote:
The elegance of the line is the subtle suggestion of this desire. It's also fewer words, weeds out idiots, and distances yourself ever-so-slightly from looking like a fucking moron to the degree your suggestion does.
A sore jaw.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
so she tried out the line on the whole bar right? what was her success rate?Pochsy wrote:
The elegance of the line is the subtle suggestion of this desire. It's also fewer words, weeds out idiots, and distances yourself ever-so-slightly from looking like a fucking moron to the degree your suggestion does.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
She mentioned in a skype conversation last night.
And Jay, absolutely all of the supposedly representative scenarios you've given only show your own social ineptitude. How can you not deal with the euphemisms of everyday life? How do you plan to even get an MBA, let alone use it effectively? Surely you must realize that the business world is the biggest peddler of poorly veiled intention?
I also make a point not to slag-off about your wife. It's exceptionally poor form.
And Jay, absolutely all of the supposedly representative scenarios you've given only show your own social ineptitude. How can you not deal with the euphemisms of everyday life? How do you plan to even get an MBA, let alone use it effectively? Surely you must realize that the business world is the biggest peddler of poorly veiled intention?
I also make a point not to slag-off about your wife. It's exceptionally poor form.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
shes probably not a very good cook then
she cant tell when shes been assaulted?
Social ineptitude? If anyone is displaying a lack of experience it's you. If some girl hit me with that line in a bar I would think one night stand and nothing more. It's not subtle or clever and displays a clear lack of maturity. It's something I would expect from a teenager that just came out of her shell and had sex for the first time (i.e. I was having conversations like this when I was 15 years old). I don't know you or your girlfriend, I'm just expressing the thoughts that would come to mind if someone ever actually tried to use that as a pickup line with me. The last thing I would think is 'girlfriend material'. But hey, I'm in a different stage of life than you are, so if it works, it works.Pochsy wrote:
She mentioned in a skype conversation last night.
And Jay, absolutely all of the supposedly representative scenarios you've given only show your own social ineptitude. How can you not deal with the euphemisms of everyday life? How do you plan to even get an MBA, let alone use it effectively? Surely you must realize that the business world is the biggest peddler of poorly veiled intention?
I also make a point not to slag-off about your wife. It's exceptionally poor form.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
thats so-dium interestingPochsy gf wrote:
I can't taste salt.
The assumption that social ineptitude equates to a lack of experience underlies the entirety of your post, and it is simply wrong. Taking your own case, you should be full of witticisms by now to deal with 'a lack of maturity', but instead deal only in poorly constructed arguments. Why so? Maybe it's society's fault, and the value placed on being indirect is misguided. Maybe you have figured it out, broken the social mold, derived a higher order.
I do like your conclusion in the 'different stage of life' non-argument. Is that done simply so you can stop thinking? A trump card that functions only in the confines of your own reality?
How did you get a wife if you chose not to play the courtship game?
I do like your conclusion in the 'different stage of life' non-argument. Is that done simply so you can stop thinking? A trump card that functions only in the confines of your own reality?
How did you get a wife if you chose not to play the courtship game?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
How on earth is her comment related to the courtship game? Stop being so defensive. Her comment clearly wasn't as witty or clever to me as it was to you. Get over it.Pochsy wrote:
The assumption that social ineptitude equates to a lack of experience underlies the entirety of your post, and it is simply wrong. Taking your own case, you should be full of witticisms by now to deal with 'a lack of maturity', but instead deal only in poorly constructed arguments. Why so? Maybe it's society's fault, and the value placed on being indirect is misguided. Maybe you have figured it out, broken the social mold, derived a higher order.
I do like your conclusion in the 'different stage of life' non-argument. Is that done simply so you can stop thinking? A trump card that functions only in the confines of your own reality?
How did you get a wife if you chose not to play the courtship game?
But then, I've not once used a pickup line in my life. Never had to and always thought they were cheesy and stupid.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
It's called being coy and a large percentage of the human population use this tactic to elude to the idea of partaking in some sort of sexual interaction. It's all in good fun and Jay is just a stick in the mud. Loosen up Jay. Gee!
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