Head and shoulders
Lynx
Lynx
Old Spice.
The adverts got me.
The adverts got me.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/e … -1.1172175
Alcohol company G-Spirits says ‘every drop’ of their booze is poured over a model's naked breasts before bottling
G-Spirit's founders, who've chosen to keep their names off their website.
Hygienic!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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Indeed.Jay wrote:
Hygienic!
That high of an ethanol concentration will kill off every last skin microbe.
Those models probably suffer from a very dry, degreased skin though.
I wonder if they get extra pay to buy lotions and skin creams.
I like their website
The booze brand brags that its barrel-aged whisky has been thoroughly splashed on the ample bosom of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year.globefish23 wrote:
Indeed.Jay wrote:
Hygienic!
That high of an ethanol concentration will kill off every last skin microbe.
Those models probably suffer from a very dry, degreased skin though.
I wonder if they get extra pay to buy lotions and skin creams.
The company claims that the stock is limited to a mere 5000 bottles and comes with a certificate, including the original signature of the model and the bottle number, which proves that “every single drop” touched the model’s flesh.
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Bumper to bumper traffic on the turnpike for over 2 miles
AussieReaper wrote:
i hate that shitMacbeth wrote:
Bumper to bumper traffic
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i've discovered that music makes porn better
Makes sex better too but you wouldn't know about that
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
yeah
i've decided i'll be comfortable with not getting laid once I have a sports car, a pet dog, and a medical MJ card
i've decided i'll be comfortable with not getting laid once I have a sports car, a pet dog, and a medical MJ card
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Livin the dream
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
nah, sports cars are just really fucking fun to drive.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
bad day at work? get your mind off of it by driving
people being fuckheads? play with your pet dog
>tfwnogfKimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
lol
they sure are. pedal to the metal. maybe the thought s are "this is like getting laid, kinda"**Hurricane2k9 wrote:
nah, sports cars are just really fucking fun to drive.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
bad day at work? get your mind off of it by driving
people being fuckheads? play with your pet dog
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kim seems wrathful today
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her favorite vibrator brokeMutantbear wrote:
kim seems wrathful today
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
they sure are. pedal to the metal. maybe the thought s are "this is like getting laid, kinda"**Hurricane2k9 wrote:
nah, sports cars are just really fucking fun to drive.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
bad day at work? get your mind off of it by driving
people being fuckheads? play with your pet dog
fixtHurricane2k9 wrote:
nah, sex is just really fucking fun to do.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
interesting thoughts to have "im not getting laid but at least i have a car that gives the illusion i get laid" hrmmmmm
bad day at work? get your mind off of it by having sex
people being fuckheads? play with your girlfriend
I would take crazy sex over a sport car any day.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.