Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7226|UK
Shit so i guess i should stop performing heart transplants in my fucking kitchen then seeings as my medic badges aint medical degrees. WTF? Original poster = Cock.
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|7138|"The Empire"
I cant believe this thread is still going, it is not REAL...... what neither is santa..... NOW im gutted!!!!!!
pdanrichey
Member
+5|7257
You guys are cracking me up.  Damn I love this game!
When I was in Vegas last month, I kept wanting to visit Kubra Dam...but someone told me the only one around was named after a dead president or something.
specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|7139|arica harbour
yeah.. i have to by more detinator cylinders, c4 poutches, and some more plastique to make some c4 so i can ruin more tanks, apc's and send people 20 feet into the air.


then i have to oil and chance the gas rings of my g36 and buy a better scope for my m4.
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|7138|"The Empire"
Sorry about the santa thing..... what neither is the tooth fairy... now im suicidal!!!!!!
airborne916
Member
+24|7115

hurricane2oo5 wrote:

yeh thanks for the info, i now have to wash my cobra
YOU FOOL, it's not a cobra the cobra was made in the vietnam days. The one in bf2 is the super cobra. Pleas get it right.
A=10
Member
+-2|7237|U.K DURHAM
nice 1 all ffs to the guy who posted this its you that needs to think about real life every 1 on here knows its a damn game and a good game at that. this is a bf2 site so yes you will see guys going on about what they want when they want. but hey i have to go i have to put my tank away before some cunt has it away then i have my c4 to sort out for in the morn and make me knife nice and sharp clean pistol.
ApacheCobra
Pwninator
+13|7086|NJ
lol check this vid out found it a few days ago http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1BeJpI0YpU&search=bf2
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|7178|Madrid, Spain
can't make it to your bbq at karkand, I have a job interview at mashtuur at same time (C4 tester), sorry.
and afterwards gonna visit my grandpa, he lives near shonghua, guess we will order some chinese food while we watch tv, good film tonight, "saving private n00b"...cya
Aquafina
Member
+0|7102
THis reminds me when some 19 year old got banned from World Of Warcraft, because they thought he was hacking with his Level 238 Dwarf Paladin. He left a note saying, " My life is over. My dreams have ended. World Of Warcraft was my life. " And he blows his brains out.
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7108| United States of America
any one that thinks that BF2 is real needs professional help
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|7138|"The Empire"
So it is true, it is not real DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM, give me the doctors number and i will spawn in his/ her office,!!!!!!!!!!
A=10
Member
+-2|7237|U.K DURHAM
Lmfao
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7225|Noizyland

Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp... I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten... what was the question?
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7280|Denver colorado

GeneralDodo wrote:

take your girl out for some dice cream
then watch the sun rise on sharqi and run on the beaches
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7108| United States of America

lavadisk wrote:

GeneralDodo wrote:

take your girl out for some dice cream
then watch the sun rise on sharqi and run on the beaches
then take a Jihad jeep and have some fun in the back lolz
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|7166
BF2 isn't just a game... don't listen to his horrible propaganda... your govt lies to you Joe.... lol


i agree though... some of the posts are fekkin retarded... lol
Love is the answer
MardukeV
Member
+0|7286|Washington, DC
Hold on, something good is on MECTV....
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7108| United States of America
lmfao omfg u guys need a life
jonnykill
The Microwave Man
+235|7130

usmarine2005 wrote:

After my Southwest Airlines flight landed in Columbus this morning, as I was getting off the plane, I called the captain a planewhore and he called me a ground pounding pussy and I bunny hopped up the jetway, so don't tell me BF2 isn't real.
Hahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh !
sparklet
Banned
+34|7198|stop corecting my grammer!!!!!

usmarine2005 wrote:

Thanks for the info, now I have to go wash my Vodnik.
and i have to wax my tank
I2elik
Member
+12|7202|Perth, Western Australia

sparklet wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Thanks for the info, now I have to go wash my Vodnik.
and i have to wax my tank
Can I help out? Some MEC bastard stole mine when I was on holiday in Oman
maef
Member
+67|7133|Tulln, Austria

I2elik wrote:

sparklet wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Thanks for the info, now I have to go wash my Vodnik.
and i have to wax my tank
Can I help out? Some MEC bastard stole mine when I was on holiday in Oman
yeah, i'm sorry. we had things like this happening a lot recently. we're currently installing a state-of-the-art surveillance system in our parking lots.
but we'll try and do everything to recover your losses. just call up my office and we'll get you a free coupon for a whole week in our ocean-view-suite in oman. including your own private sector at the beach. free of spawn-campers and attack choppers
Crunch1234
Member
+4|7110
sry i cant make it to that BBQ  i gotta go use my wrench to get rid of some dents in my APC. (some uber n00b came by and tked me for it and wrecked it,luckely i could spawn agian) . I gotta pool some peeps to work and Karkand Hotel.

Last edited by Crunch1234 (2006-02-26 10:52:35)

Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|7172|Eastern PA
Sometimes when I don't want to climb all those stairs on campus I just stand on a pile of C4 and boost up to the 6th floor. When some n00b copies off of my exams I get Grade Assist Points and a "good work squad" from the prof.

Last edited by Masques (2006-02-25 22:11:23)

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