TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7123|Colorado
This isn't a game, its a way of life.
I2elik
Member
+12|7202|Perth, Western Australia

maef wrote:

I2elik wrote:

sparklet wrote:


and i have to wax my tank
Can I help out? Some MEC bastard stole mine when I was on holiday in Oman
yeah, i'm sorry. we had things like this happening a lot recently. we're currently installing a state-of-the-art surveillance system in our parking lots.
but we'll try and do everything to recover your losses. just call up my office and we'll get you a free coupon for a whole week in our ocean-view-suite in oman. including your own private sector at the beach. free of spawn-campers and attack choppers
Thanks, much appreciated. Anychance you could lay down some claymores 'round the place, to keep trespassers out? I want my privacy.
theturnmaster
Member
+8|7133|Chapel Hill
if battlefield isnt real then who were those 300 or so people i slaughtered today.....??????
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7140|Tampa Bay Florida

GeneralDodo wrote:

What we need are 64 players and someone recording a video, imitating "real life" within BF2 with traffic, random gunfights at street corners, people cutting you off on the road, pedestrians running around, and drive-by shootings from vodniks
That would be the coolest thing ever.

Bf2 is such an awesome game
Bingo
was his name-o
+0|7154|SE Pennsylvania
Shit, I gotta go to the bathroom, but my brother set up claymores by the toilet......I dunno what the fuck I'm gonna do.  Fuckin call in artillery is what.
FromTheAshes
Member
+53|7155
If I die in the game I die in RL.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7170|California

i dont wash my J10, i just suicide and get a new one
pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|7184|cairns australia
its not a game,its not real life,its far more important than that:D
Bravo3
Member
+12|7107
sry cant make it to the BBQ cuz i have to hunt this mother f_ker down cuz he tked me and stole my tank i spawned in time to see where he was going (thank god) Then i am going to the bar on sharqi with some friends to get drunk. Then i am taking my girlfriend to the karkand hotel so we can get it on
maton
LAZY ZOMBIE
+-4|7228
hey i hear the PGA tour will go to sharqy, but i think tiger woods gill get sniped at the sand trap by the arty
VeNg3nCe^
¦Tactics Øver Principles¦
+314|7156|Antarctica
Well, I took your advice and saw what the rest of the world is like.  I went out of my uber pwnage shack, and I saw this big bright thing in the sky, It must be the MEC's latest version of a UAV!  I grabbed my M16 to shoot it down, only I saw a terrorist (from SF) walking towards me.  It was really odd, when I killed him I couldn't find his respawn point!  Stupid noobs wont let me spawn camp   Then I saw a car with flashing lights headed towards me, it was making a beeping noise, so I knew it must be nearly dead.  Only 2 MECs were headed towards me!!!  After I shot them, I looked at there uniforms, I think I accidently shot two noobs who had the red tag bug!!   I said Sorry cheif, and they didn't punish me, so that was nice .  Oh, and while I was walking, I noticed the graphics were really good, because the grass wasn't magically appearing.  Stupid EA, now the snipers will pwn me with there uber camo.  Later I saw some more MECs at the construction site, (I knew I must be Sharqi) after shooting them, I went to the TV station, hoping MEC hadn't stolen our Cobra .  I saw some more MECs, only I was out of ammo!!!!  When I called for ammo, no icons appeared on my map!  And they get the uber PKM, stupid noob team!!!!!


ROFL @ this topic
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7170|California

VeNg3nCe^ wrote:

Well, I took your advice and saw what the rest of the world is like.  I went out of my uber pwnage shack, and I saw this big bright thing in the sky, It must be the MEC's latest version of a UAV!  I grabbed my M16 to shoot it down, only I saw a terrorist (from SF) walking towards me.  It was really odd, when I killed him I couldn't find his respawn point!  Stupid noobs wont let me spawn camp   Then I saw a car with flashing lights headed towards me, it was making a beeping noise, so I knew it must be nearly dead.  Only 2 MECs were headed towards me!!!  After I shot them, I looked at there uniforms, I think I accidently shot two noobs who had the red tag bug!!   I said Sorry cheif, and they didn't punish me, so that was nice .  Oh, and while I was walking, I noticed the graphics were really good, because the grass wasn't magically appearing.  Stupid EA, now the snipers will pwn me with there uber camo.  Later I saw some more MECs at the construction site, (I knew I must be Sharqi) after shooting them, I went to the TV station, hoping MEC hadn't stolen our Cobra .  I saw some more MECs, only I was out of ammo!!!!  When I called for ammo, no icons appeared on my map!  And they get the uber PKM, stupid noob team!!!!!


ROFL @ this topic
nice!
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7181|Uhh... erm...
Damn, these ammo bags are so darn heavy! What the heck's in them?

*opens ammo bag*

*missiles, shells, grenades and magazines pour out*

Oh, crap. Uhh, get ammo, here!
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|7154
WTF what do you mean this is just a game it cant be i was just with the Squad at Sharqi chillin and killin whats happened to Johnny and Fitzy got to go find them.

Geez tell ya people who say this is just a game need a reality check and realise its not just a games its a escape
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7109|BC, Canada

usmarine2005 wrote:

Thanks for the info, now I have to go wash my Vodnik.
good one
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7181|Uhh... erm...
CLEAR! Alright, You're Good to go...

*Sirens are heard, cops pull up and arrest man*

Wait! THAT WASN'T A TK! I WAS PWNING I TELLS YA!

*Cop clubs man behind the head, man mumbles semi-consciously*

Respawn....respawn...respawn...

*Wakes up an hour later in prison cell*

What kinda of spawn point is this? Must be a n00b server

*Man gets 10 years in prison*

Damn 1.2 patch
Omg, lol.
SmilingBuddha
You laughin' at me, bitch?
+44|7099|Hong Kong
wuddya mean its not real???? i live on baktar avenue in sharqi peninsula. its actually quite a nice place
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7096
lmao look on page 1 with them videos that is funni, lol its also funny tho cuz the lad when he goes mental at the end he isn't really that mad because hes hittin the controller quite lightly lol. he must be american
pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|7184|cairns australia
you mean i have to cancel my travel plans?
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I2elik
Member
+12|7202|Perth, Western Australia

stryyker wrote:

i dont wash my J10, i just suicide and get a new one
You're the bastard who's been stealing my stash of J-10's!! You must be the one who stole my tank as well
>:[.

Least I get a free stay at Oman Hotel.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7140|Tampa Bay Florida
Be sure to enter for our prize giveaway..... 3 lucky soldiers stationed in the Sharqi Peninsula area will receive a one week vacation and a trip to Wake Island!!!

Last edited by Spearhead (2006-02-26 10:58:49)

Bravo3
Member
+12|7107

Spearhead wrote:

Be sure to enter for our prize giveaway..... 3 lucky soldiers stationed in the Sharqi Peninsula area will receive a one week vacation and a trip to Wake Island!!!
I want to go i am tire of living in Sharqi I need a vaction from all this fighting. Where do i enter at??
ComradeWho
Member
+50|7145|Southern California
enemy boat spotted
Defiance
Member
+438|7121

First he says BF2 isn't real, I'll bet he's going to tell us there's no santa either.
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7099|Norway
Once i stayed up the whole night playing with a friend. When i was walking home at 09am my mind reacted quite strange when the first car passed me: I was seriusly looking for blue or red tag above the car to deside if it was friendly or not, thinking about trowing c4. I snapped out of it after 0.5 seconds or so...

Last night i dreamed i had an intruder in my house, he appeared as a mec spec-op. He shot me in the head two times with the mr-444 after bunnyhopping and missing me with his g36c. All because that fuc**** trigger dident went off after i trew c4 right behind him. I woked up with a headeck btw.

Quite scary! I`m gonna stop playing 12hours in a row, or at night...
Bf2<real life

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