silo1180
The Farewell Tour
+79|6679|San Antonio, TX
#1 - I'm SAS near Insurgent hideout.  I see UAV overhead, see only red dots near the British flag (hasn't dropped yet) I toss in two nades and TK 3 of my guys that spawned there right when I released the second.  They all punished...

#2 - I'm in a tank and lighting up an enemy flag from a distance.  I see enemies shoot a zipline over and they go to the flag, saw two more do the same.  So I send them a gift.  One of my guys was on the ladder.  He punishes... we went thru the same thing three times.  Finally I just waited for him to climb the ladder and let the baddies take care of him.  Here's a hint... if a tank is firing on a building DON'T GO IN UNTIL THEY STOP FIRING.

#3 - I spawned on a capped base and there are baddies everywhere.  I kill two running at me and one extra for good measure.  I see someone open fire on me, so I return fire and get the kill... errr TK.  I'm going to punish you even though I fired on you first.
headstronGLOCK23
Member
+1|6909
Most of mine have been stated here before, but I particularly have fun watching someone contemplate an AT mine. You've been there...you're kitted as an engineer and have laid mines near the flag you're attempting to cap, and a friendly APC rolls up. They stop right in front of your landmines, and swivel back and forth looking at them (meanwhile, you're banging out "NEGATIVE!" on the commo-rose as fast as you can). As they're sitting there, you can tell that they're just thinking:

"Is FF on for mines on this server? I forget. Man. How badly do I want that flag cap assist point? Is it worth the risk? I sure wish this fella would stop spamming the radio with all his negativity. Think, think. Did I see anyone else get TKed by claymores or mines? I really don't remember...screw it. He's almost got that flag capped, I gotta get in there. Here goes noth--"

*BOOM!*

And faster than you can even think of hitting the Q button to key up the "Sorry!" in your radio, you've got a punish!
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6638|the land of bourbon
I'm still a n00b, and if I run in front of a support dude layin down suppression, and get my self killed, then I'm not going to punish him for my dumb ass mistake.  i think i've only pusnished a couple times, for stupid crap like someone killing me for taking "their" airplane.  most times though, it's usually just a mistake, so punishes are just dumb in general.
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FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6787|Boston, MA
Once my bro was in a tank and some teammate in a jeep flew straight into him going straight the whole time, then he blew up when he hit my brother. He even punished him.
Delphy
Member
+45|6842|Bristol, UK
I armour whore a fair bit, and I always get the morons ramming you from behind, and you get the tks/ team vehicle damage because you're the bigger thing. Learn to drive fucktards!
Tro0per
Take off, hosers
+24|6673|Ontario, Canada
If you throw c4 on the chopper im in because you didnt get it and blow it while im in the air, yes im punishing you. If you snipe me outta the chopper seat because you didn't get in, yes im punishing you. If you come in guns blazing and not looking at your mini-map and you tk me, yes punished. Other than that, I forgive.
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6794|Search Whore killing fields

Tro0per wrote:

If you throw c4 on the chopper im in because you didnt get it and blow it while im in the air, yes im punishing you. If you snipe me outta the chopper seat because you didn't get in, yes im punishing you. If you come in guns blazing and not looking at your mini-map and you tk me, yes punished. Other than that, I forgive.
So if a jet bombs something, your close, the jets gets 10 kills in that bombing run, and 1 tk, you will punish?
Tro0per
Take off, hosers
+24|6673|Ontario, Canada
I've done it before, so yes I forgive. If that player makes it a habit after 4+tks then the punishes might come out.

Last edited by Tro0per (2006-11-10 13:30:03)

Apoc-SAS
rebmeM
+39|6645|Scotland
1. parachuted on a guys head - apologised - punished
2. person walking over my claymore in a FF on server- apologised  (tho it was his fault) - punished
3^ same as above but with the most easily seen ever mine!
4. person ran and proned infront of my tank couldn't see him, ran him over - punished
5. two of us in chopper we get taken down but he bails first thus as the heli explodes i TK him - punished

Often after incidents like these i'm "punish happy" so end up giving ppl punishes that don't deserve it. sorry!
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6779|Aotearoa

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

i've been killed todat because my team was rushing into an ally, and i stood still i was like WTF!. killed by a running teammember well lots of running teammembers.
LOL, killed by a stampeding mob. That's gotta hurt.
Abstinuous
Member
+33|6688
I was SL in APC and a guy spawned on me and jumped out just as and AT hit me, so he died in the effect, and he punished me since the kill was [APC] WTF how stupid and ignorant u have to be!!!
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6668|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
My favorite bullshit punish was when I was playing on Daqing Oilfields in the OBC USA server as the PLA.
There weren't many people playing but unfortunately, this guy was.
At the start of the round, there's the usual stampede for the jets. I miss the first flight so I wait around and order my squad a bit. I then notice that  *(clan tag)Apoch.Mr.Nature is no more* on the status line.
He was the guy flying the Chinese bomber. He respawns and dashes for the hangar and waits for the bomber.
It spawns, we both jump in and I'm the co-pilot.

     He takes off and promptly does a backwards loop into the hills behind the hangar. I receive a team kill(how?) and punish. I comment on his flying skills and respawn at the airfield. I realize that he crashed it on purpose because one of his clan buddies had logged on and wanted to fly with him. I wait at the hangar with them two and receive messages like "this is our plane n00b so fuck off." I don't move and he decides to blast me with the Eryx(FF is off).

     I fly about fifteen feet out of the hangar and walk back. He thinks that that wasn't enough to give me the idea so he empties his DAO-12 into my chest to no avail. The jet spawns, shoving his buddy to the tail end. I jump in with Apoch, him as the pilot again. He tells me to get my fucking ass out of the plane or else. I laugh and reply "No, I think I'll be a little bitch like you" He gets pissed, hops out and starts sending Eryx rounds into the plane. Seeing it doesn't have any effect, him and his buddy stand under the plane and I take off, TKing them both, receiving Insta Punishes of course.

I get shot down by a pair of Linebackers and a jet soon after take-off so I return to the airfield and realize that a squaddie is there too. I tell him to commandeer the jet with me and we do. Lo and behold, who is there standing in the runway? Apoch, daring me to kill him. My squaddie says "Check this moron out...run him over Splinter" I do and check my score after take off. minus 16.

I work my ass off for the remaining hundred tickets and get a grand total of two points. Hate guys like that.
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6794|Search Whore killing fields
Had a good one today, Fired at rocket, A guy walked infront of me as I fired killing me and him, -4 fpr punsih and -2 for suicide.
Azulmono55
Member
+2|6713
My fav. one would have to be: One time i was waiting for a vehicle on wake, when i hear the whoosh of helicopter engines, I turn turn around and see the blackhawk taking off. I yell at him to pick me up, but he proceeds to climb and starts to fly randomly over the ship. After i miss the next plane and attack heli, the next blackhawk finally spawns. I get in it, only to see the other heli come over the edge of the ship, do half a loop, and land upside down on my heli. I get a tk (wtf?!?) and he punishes
Apoc-SAS
rebmeM
+39|6645|Scotland

Azulmono55 wrote:

My fav. one would have to be: One time i was waiting for a vehicle on wake, when i hear the whoosh of helicopter engines, I turn turn around and see the blackhawk taking off. I yell at him to pick me up, but he proceeds to climb and starts to fly randomly over the ship. After i miss the next plane and attack heli, the next blackhawk finally spawns. I get in it, only to see the other heli come over the edge of the ship, do half a loop, and land upside down on my heli. I get a tk (wtf?!?) and he punishes
LOL almost as bad as this guy i seen.  He was taking off in the blackhawk instantly loses control and crashes into an F35B just powering up.   The jet pilot gets the TK and then gets punished followed by a comment of "WTF are you doing noob"........from the heli pilot. TWIT!
JT_001
Member
+17|6677|Canada

MurPHy wrote:

Personally, I punish only if it is obviously their fault and they don't apologise. Run me over? Fine, just apologise. Most don't.

The TKs I like though are ones done by medics. I've been TKed and revived with "Sorry!!!" going on a few times, it's kinda funny.
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I play medic a lot.  If I accidentally TK someone I ALWAYS do everything I can to revive them, and say "SORRY!!" like 3 times, and usually toss them a medic bag too.

I've been in a tank or APC when someone runs out in front of me and I accidentally TK them.  I get out of the tank and revive them with a "SORRY!!" as well.  Thankfully most people notice what I am doing and don't steal my tank or APC when I'm out.

EDIT: and I rarely punish unless it's obviously intentional.  Once on Karkand some dink didn't like the way I was commanding so he shot me point blank to the head with his DAO-12.  I punished for that one.

Last edited by JT_001 (2006-11-20 13:12:44)

RichyCizzo
Member
+9|6735|Florida
When assholes don't hold "E" when they try to get in any sort of moving vehicles

Last edited by RichyCizzo (2006-11-20 16:26:05)

KORdaemon
Member
+2|6628
omg, on the subject of getting tked, once, i was sniping away happily on the top of a building and my COMMANDER gets up onto the roof with me.  alls well for about five minutes, he drops a supply crate, hes helping me snipe, everyones happy.  suddenly, he stands up, pulls out a pistol and shoots me in the head. i wanted to bash that guy's head in so bad!

also, once i got in a really retarded (hacked?) server.  i was capping a flag in a tank and trying to shoot this little infantry man running around being generally dumb.  suddenly, a red square appears in the turret on the crew member icon thingy, and im like "wtf?" so i hop out of my tank and look up, the guy's gone and the tank turned enemy. guess wut? i hopped in the tank with him lolz .  i was an enemy tanker's gunner and he decided to drive back to his uncap base (uh, wtf was he doing??) and i just blasted his teamates and then it got all retarded.  i was getting PUNISHED for killing ENEMIES (and yes they were enemies, they had red names over their heads and it sayed KORdaemon [insertweaponhere] insert noob here.

after that, i sniped someone in the head and i got a teamkill for that too .
that was a really crappy ass server.

(*looks back* wow, i wrote a bit much... oh well)

edit : oh ya, another piece of BS; once i was capping a flag and a UAV was overhead.  there were absolutely no enemies around and i could see a teammate running towards me, then the damn noob (with the UAV still on, no enemies around, and friendly flag going UP) chucks a grenade at me! like, WTF??
i obviously punish the guy with as much fury as i can put into pressing page up.

edit 2 : another thing (again), once i was flying my chopper back to repair it and out of the blue, with a UAV overhead and no enemies around, i get TKed by a TOW and when i punish the guy he's like, that was the cheapest punish ever.  i think his eyes are the cheapest punishments ever, can't you read a minimap or atleast see the blue nametag???

Last edited by KORdaemon (2006-11-22 20:15:45)

DemonAlucard
Member
+2|6731|Laredo,Texas USA
For all you jet fighters.......dont go to any of the insomnia servers that has wake island...its horrible...you get in the jet...everyone is in front of you, even if you try to go reverse and fly verticaly they still get in the way. best 24/7 wake servers were modders wake but it seems that it has gone empty recently...best overall server with mandetory  VOIP squad joining is Fullcontact server. oh and best chance of not getting punished is to be the medic and revive them as soon as possible
[RFW]Xenomorph
Member
+9|6639|Sweden
i personally punish for all intentional tk's, for being extremely stupid and sometimes after being tk'd by nades or something for the third time in a row

however since i play very agressive, borderline stupid to be honest, i get tk'd quite often, i always forgive if i i was to blame
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6902

SlickWRX wrote:

3.  Hauling ass through Warlord on an ATV.  Dude runs out of an alley and I had no time to react whatsoever.

4.  I'm firing an my rifle at the enemy and some dumbass who was standing next to me runs right through my line of fire.

5.  I'm flying the Hind and have like 2 red bars of health left.  Co-pilot jumps out  and then the chopper explodes.  Then it says I killed him with the Hind.

Oh well.  I'll find another server.
yeah I do some of the things you specified in # 3, rarely #4, and somewhat #5 whenever I get a chance to fly.
DUH-Awful-
Member
+0|6650
You have an idiot on youre team running around Jihading on an ATV, when he runs into youre tank and kills you both and he punishes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  wtf
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6668|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

DUH-Awful- wrote:

You have an idiot on you're team running around Jihading on an ATV, when he runs into you're tank and kills you both and he punishes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  wtf
Had that one happen to me recently....and the bastard had the guts of blaming the crash on me. I then proceeded to accidentally run him over when he was proned at the top of an incline. He left shortly thereafter because he couldn't take having a "suckass team that cant drive worth a shit". Ironically, we were wining by about a 150 tickets and i personally won a silver star.
fotrsaken
Member
+1|6767|NYC
why dont you just go on a server without ff
ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|6915|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
on the parachute spawn on warlord for sas,when you parachute on top of them and they punish.

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