yes last night i discovered the joys being a pkm whore for the first time on i node 8 karkand . was near the crates right on the hotel spawn point , and got myself about 12 kills . then moved to the square and got about 10 more tadaaaa combat action ribbon so cool normally i get about 4 to 5 kills around unless im commander . last night 3 rounds in a row over 25 kills and in the top 5 . ive been pretty slow learning things on bf2 , eg black whoring only discovered this 2 weeks before 1.12 , got my valourous unit ribbon the night before i patched . my spm is up to 1.33 and im scoring over 200pts a night , 6 nights a week my wife works night shift so she cant get grumpy and i look after the kids . sunday night is for bedroom olympics
you were probably playing on a server i was on, i keep waiting to see some shady guy handing out PKMs at the enemy spanw point these days
i love spawning first on node 8 and legging it to the alleyway and raping the first 15 or so mec to spawn....so much fun, untill they start grenade launching my ass all up side the map.
I hate those PKM whores spawncamping in the alleys at hotel...they're stealing my kills with an armor
i did as a gunner in a tank too but got mainly kill assists
when are you on heart attack i starting 7.30ish WA time
when are you on heart attack i starting 7.30ish WA time
Last edited by GAIKIWARRIOR (2006-03-15 03:01:03)
WHats bedroom olympics?
having sex
cmon please
cmon please
Last edited by GAIKIWARRIOR (2006-03-15 07:19:24)
Ur having sex whilst you could be playing BF2? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
rofl, alleyway whore.
I can't believe how rediculous this whole 'whore' thing is, you honestly think that if you go to one place all the time that your a whore of that spot? If so, you need to get outside and play some sports because it doesnt, who cares where you are as long as you shoot guys, honestly. Just my opinion.
I can't believe how rediculous this whole 'whore' thing is, you honestly think that if you go to one place all the time that your a whore of that spot? If so, you need to get outside and play some sports because it doesnt, who cares where you are as long as you shoot guys, honestly. Just my opinion.
Surprised anyone?Ayumiz wrote:
WHats bedroom olympics?
Taking his sig into consideration, no.polarbearz wrote:
Surprised anyone?Ayumiz wrote:
WHats bedroom olympics?
thats pretty sad. u do know any saying can be made sexual ayumizl.Torin wrote:
Taking his sig into consideration, no.polarbearz wrote:
Surprised anyone?Ayumiz wrote:
WHats bedroom olympics?
i always tell my girlfriend i want to "format her harddrive"
Shouldn't that be the other way around? "Wanna format my harddrive?".Cbass wrote:
thats pretty sad. u do know any saying can be made sexual ayumizl.Torin wrote:
Taking his sig into consideration, no.polarbearz wrote:
Surprised anyone?
i always tell my girlfriend i want to "format her harddrive"
Although not explicit, our fave "secret" phrase is "wanna rest?".
alley whore huh, how much?
The best pick-up line is
"Wanna bunnyhop on my Iron Gator?"
"Wanna bunnyhop on my Iron Gator?"
What? Turn her upside down and shake her dry?Cbass wrote:
thats pretty sad. u do know any saying can be made sexual ayumizl.Torin wrote:
Taking his sig into consideration, no.polarbearz wrote:
Surprised anyone?
i always tell my girlfriend i want to "format her harddrive"
Right-angle tangle.polarbearz wrote:
What? Turn her upside down and shake her dry?Cbass wrote:
thats pretty sad. u do know any saying can be made sexual ayumizl.Torin wrote:
Taking his sig into consideration, no.
i always tell my girlfriend i want to "format her harddrive"
I lolled.InviSniper wrote:
Right-angle tangle.polarbearz wrote:
What? Turn her upside down and shake her dry?Cbass wrote:
thats pretty sad. u do know any saying can be made sexual ayumizl.
i always tell my girlfriend i want to "format her harddrive"
I rofled
"THROWING FLASH"GAIKIWARRIOR wrote:
yes last night i discovered the joys being a pkm whore for the first time on i node 8 karkand . was near the crates right on the hotel spawn point , and got myself about 12 kills . then moved to the square and got about 10 more tadaaaa combat action ribbon so cool normally i get about 4 to 5 kills around unless im commander . last night 3 rounds in a row over 25 kills and in the top 5 . ive been pretty slow learning things on bf2 , eg black whoring only discovered this 2 weeks before 1.12 , got my valourous unit ribbon the night before i patched . my spm is up to 1.33 and im scoring over 200pts a night , 6 nights a week my wife works night shift so she cant get grumpy and i look after the kids . sunday night is for bedroom olympics
Oh shit, you dead suka.
Every time I try to camp the alley I get obliterated by artillery.
"Get laid, here."ExecutionerStyle wrote:
The best pick-up line is
"Wanna bunnyhop on my Iron Gator?"
God, I do that on node 8 too. Awesome way to get points!the_heart_attack wrote:
i love spawning first on node 8 and legging it to the alleyway and raping the first 15 or so mec to spawn....so much fun, untill they start grenade launching my ass all up side the map.
Then when we take the hotel, we move along the outer alley to the square, and start raping the MEC that try and run across the square to the hotel... nothing like crossfire to rack up points.
Using a pkm your supposed to be supressing an area. So covering an alleyway down is ideal
Remember it is a Powerful Killing Machine
Im aiming for a 3:1 kdr with it now.
I prefer sharqi more so youll find me in node 6 sometimes
Remember it is a Powerful Killing Machine
Im aiming for a 3:1 kdr with it now.
I prefer sharqi more so youll find me in node 6 sometimes
Last edited by Smiley (2006-03-16 00:00:14)
I thought sharqi was node 7...Smiley wrote:
Using a pkm your supposed to be supressing an area. So covering an alleyway down is ideal
Remember it is a Powerful Killing Machine
Im aiming for a 3:1 kdr with it now.
I prefer sharqi more so youll find me in node 6 sometimes