blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7208
Rule #1: No jumping and/or running around to avoid enemy fire. When fired upon, you shall stand still and take it like a man.

Rule #2: Always fire a warning shot, especially if you are a sniper. Never go for a fast kill.

Rule #3: Do not kill with vehicles. Do not fire any weapon from a vehicle. Vehicles are for transportation only. Also, do not run people over, that is rude.

Rule #4: Do not use anything explosive. No C4, no grenades, no grenade launcher, no Claymores.

Rule #5: Do not use any weapon other than a pistol. Weapon variety makes the game unfair. If everybody is using the same weapon, the game will be fair.

Rule #6: No Jets allowed. EA put jets there for scenery, they were not really meant to be used. Using jets is unfair, because the soldiers on the ground cannot hope to shoot down a jet with a pistol.

Rule #7: Transport helicopters shall always hover close to the ground, and near an Stinger/Igla site.

Rule #8: Attack helicopters are to be used for transport only, and it is the pilots duty to make sure that everybody on the map gets to be gunner (without actually gunning) at least once every five minutes.

Rule #9: No arty. Do not use artillary. It is unfair, because the troops on the ground cannot fire back.

Rule #10: Do not capture all the flags on the map. Never capture enough flags to make the opposing team start to bleed tickets. When they start to bleed tickets, they start to loose too quickly, and that is unfair.

Rule #11: No attacking enemy main bases. Even if it is captureable. In fact, its probably better if you dont capture flags at all, once both teams have enough to not be bleeding tickets.

Rule #12: No stealing vehicles from the enemy. It is their tank, if you look closely, they have their name written on it somewhere.

(For clarification purposes, and for those sans a sense of humor, I *am* being an asinine prick...these rules are meant to show that people are complaining about the stupidest things sometimes. each rule, in fact, is pointed at a post i have at some point seen on this forum)

Last edited by blacksheepcannibal (2006-03-20 18:32:21)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7220|Dallas
Stfu
Vampira_NB
Trying is the first step to failing
+76|7130|Canada Eh?
Enemy Boat Spotted
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7265|Marathon, Florida Keys

Cougar wrote:

Stfu
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usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7218

Rule #1 - take your CD blacksheep and shove it up your ass.
[DEI]Bart
fire at will!!!
+76|7169|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs
a cmon, he's joking, I could laugh aboout it
RustyNails
BF2s US Server Admin
+31|7075|Margaritaville via Austin

Lighten up guys...it's a joke directed at the whiney byatches who do nothing but complain....oh nevermind
arson
Member
+99|7092|New York
enemy tank full of clowns
Herackles
Member
+33|7082

usmarine2005 wrote:

Rule #1 - take your CD blacksheep and shove it up your ass.

Cougar wrote:

Stfu
Honestly!?  Are you people without any sense of humor at all.  He's obviously joking...sure, he's trying to make a point at the same time but is that a crime nowadays.  Everyone's gotta a right to an opinion you know.  Stop getting your panties in a bunch over trivial things.
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|7102
I don't know. I kinda like those rules.

Lolz, good post.
dubbs
Member
+105|7088|Lexington, KY
Rule #5 conflicts with Rule #2
spyderman120
Member
+0|7139
first off, beautifull. that is humor right there. second, seriously, you guys dont get it? and third, it kinda reminds me of communism though.       FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


have a good night gentlemen
spyderman120
Member
+0|7139
by the way arson, your BF2 hand eye coordination thing was genious. i almost crapped myself. i jumped out of my freaking seat. HAHA. ohh mna, i love it!
Souljah
Member
+42|7124
lmao now that was funny
*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|7199|Malaga, EspaƱa
i agree with most point about that people complaining about everything, every glitch/bug, all weapons are unfair(pkm, tube, nades, claymore, c4, mines) but i think in the complaintment we are not going to see something new ..... but lucky that i aint playing anymore...coz god damn i,m sick of all that complainment i found a new goal SWAT 4 Teamwork, balanced and no complaintments
PvtchieF73
Member
+15|7165|Netherlands
stop whining GRETA post! no reason to avoid using stuff from the game , they didnt put it in for no rason :-\

just have fun

edit : enemy goat spotted...!

Last edited by PvtchieF73 (2006-03-21 03:51:45)

XstrangerdangerX
conversation is combat
+36|7085|Tasmania

blacksheepcannibal wrote:

(For clarification purposes, and for those sans a sense of humor, I *am* being an asinine prick...these rules are meant to show that people are complaining about the stupidest things sometimes. each rule, in fact, is pointed at a post i have at some point seen on this forum)
Phew, I'm glad you put that part in, I was all like, wa-hey this guys got some crazy ideas!


On a more serious matter, your post was shit.

Keep trying!
arson
Member
+99|7092|New York

spyderman120 wrote:

by the way arson, your BF2 hand eye coordination thing was genious. i almost crapped myself. i jumped out of my freaking seat. HAHA. ohh mna, i love it!
Now go bust some of your friends with it    and I'm glad you got a laugh out of it !
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7227|Rotherham, England

XstrangerdangerX wrote:

On a more serious matter, your post was shit.

Keep trying!
Like your's was any better.
blacksheepcannibal
Member
+24|7208

dubbs wrote:

Rule #5 conflicts with Rule #2
nah, i said a Sniper, not a Sniper using a Sniper Rifle. You can snipe with the pistol.

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