respect in the battlefield #3 (owning to get owned)

2006-03-20 13:59:26

#1

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

today was a calm day so i decided to jump on bf2. i login to 24/7 Karkand, 64 {MoH} Ranked Server. not thinking about nothing except owning some noobs like i always do. i get in my favorite vehicle the tank. i thought about spawn camping at the hotel but then i decided im going to win this thing so i go to the suburbs. little did i know what was up ahead. by the time i captured the square and killed people trying to kill me with GL and PKMs i had about 15 kills and 0 deaths. so me and my tank head up to SUBURBS where the unexpected happened. i get up there and this guy spawns on me as an engineer so im like cool because i was only half strength he fixes me i capture the flag by then im leading the point race by alot. i start to leave the SUBURBS and to my suprise bam friend UAV. and i happen to see 2 lavs and a tank waiting on me on the first down slop. so with me expert awareness i decide to take out the lav first he misses with his two and the tank starts to hit me. my engineer jumps out and fixes me, i take out the lav, aim at the tank with the one hit kill, kill him instantly after hes hit me about 5 times. lucky me none of them were engineers and i had one, and well the other lav stood there helpless he hit me with his tow but by then i was already fixed, sorry lav no chance. like 10 seconds later the message pops up in bold letters

YOUVE BEEN BANNED FOR "HACKING"
so three ways to earn respect in battle is:
1. pkm (magazine) + face hump = respect
2. being called noob and other offensive names + 10 or more kick votes = respect
and my favorite
3.owning 2 lavs and a tank + bann = respect

all of them have there stories that have happened to me while playing the game go to search and type in guppy99_00 and look at my forums hope to hear from you

2006-03-20 14:04:43

#2

coldfyre99: Member; +-2|7084

2006-03-20 14:10:21

#3

wooly-back-jack: Jihaaaaaad!!!; +84|7196|England

2006-03-20 14:11:58

#4

Chaos81: Member; +5|7144

You cared enough to post.....

2006-03-20 14:13:27

#5

wooly-back-jack: Jihaaaaaad!!!; +84|7196|England

as did you... and him, but none of us care really do we?

2006-03-20 14:20:53

#6

SoldierJAW: Member; +2|7084

Iv been on MoH karkand server.
The admins abuse there powers
i got banned for taking the tank as u.s 1st as the map started
admin said give me da tank
i say
no
Me banned.

2006-03-20 14:22:35

#7

DrunkFlea: Member; +6|7097

Bragging about yourself when no one cares = Your a Douche Bag!

go tell your mommy you kicked some ass today... maybe she'll bake you some cookies.

2006-03-20 14:38:23

#8

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

naw i think ill just tell your mommy she will give me some head.
head + cookies afterwards = DrunkFlea mom

2006-03-20 14:42:42

#9

tard: I'm a Bitch; +6|7175

guppy99_00 wrote:
naw i think ill just tell your mommy she will give me some head.
head + cookies afterwards = DrunkFlea mom

dude even though its a "your mom" comeback, you do still need to think before you write one ... so it at least makes sense.

2006-03-20 14:45:35

#10

terrafirma: Press 1 to Kill; +81|7110|Westminster, Colorado

I read this and can only think of:

a) You would've died had it not been for your engineer friend
b) You spend way too much time on Karkand and in a tank
c) Based on b, you should have much better stats

2006-03-20 14:45:45

#11

M1-Lightning: Jeepers Creepers; +136|7187|Peoria, Illinois

I don't see any bragging there. I see an engy advantage and a lucky shot as well as one simple admin that has no common sense. I get accused of hacking a lot. I also used to accuse others of hacking as well before I leaned all the neat tricks in the game and realized how dumb I was for thinking they are hacks. Sort of like getting sniped in the gut by an M95 15 times in a row on the roof at the Square. It might appear to be hacking to the snipers that were shooting me but laying prone at my feet was my buddy getting his veteran first aid badge. I used to think that a J10 pilot was hacking when he shot me down in the F-35 with just guns in 3-4 seconds. Now that I can do that I can see the other side of the story.

2006-03-20 14:50:26

#12

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

well i would of but i started of at 1000 kills and 800 deaths before i got good and from then on i came up on a tank i wasnt good of the back and if i were to start a new account i would have amazing stats but i worked hard for what i got so theres that. yeah i used to think people hacked to but not no more people accuse me all the time.

2006-03-20 14:56:49

#13

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

and yeah i had an engineer advantage and thank to him i eliminated a whole armor platoon.

2006-03-20 16:37:42

#14

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|7151|Mountains of West Virginia

guppy99_00 wrote:
i get in my favorite vehicle the tank. i thought about spawn camping at the hotel

Hmm you seem to do alot of that

Heck, Tanks kills make up more then half of your overall kills!

Jeez you do own n00bs huh.

And i know, i dont have leet stats. I guess im not a real warrior.

2006-03-20 18:45:37

#15

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|7146|Tampa Bay Florida

lol, that's funny

also, today i got kicked for saying 'noob'

2006-03-20 18:57:39

#16

Haze999: Member; +6|7069

last time i checked you cant 1-hit a t90, only the m1a2.

2006-03-20 19:14:29

#17

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

last time i checked i got 11,000 more kills that you in armor i can destroy everything in sight. come get some.jk but i dont know if it was already harmed damaged or whatever, but i killed him with one hit and then destroyed the apc, and thats what set them off to ban me.

2006-03-20 19:28:03

#18

vpyroman: Aeon Supreme commander; +16|7073|UCF

terrafirma wrote:
I read this and can only think of:

a) You would've died had it not been for your engineer friend
b) You spend way too much time on Karkand and in a tank
c) Based on b, you should have much better stats

He has 273 IAR in Karland. I think he has very good stats.
wow, he has 1K TKs

2006-03-20 19:52:56

#19

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,074|7228|PNW

guppy99_00 wrote:
naw i think ill just tell your mommy she will give me some head.
head + cookies afterwards = DrunkFlea mom

Remove the second line. Your-mom insults should be short and sweet.

2006-03-21 05:39:39

#20

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

im trying to get my screenshots i took yesterday but i went to EA, program files, BF2, PB and nothing was there. i pressed the Print Screen button to take the shot am i doing anything wrong. yeah i got alot of TKs but i dont TK for armor. if i get it i get if if i dont i dont. youll never see me tking for a vehicle. just that the rounds have a big impact and sometimes i hit friendlies and when my tank is moving full speed someone wants to just out, or someone wants to move in front of my tank. but i never tk on purpose. if i dont get the tank i rely on my olfaithful the PKM.

2006-03-21 05:49:21

#21

Eckzack: The east-german Fuxxer; +37|7300|Germany / Saxony

Haze999 wrote:
last time i checked you cant 1-hit a t90, only the m1a2.

Yesterday, me and my T90 got killed by a 1-hit from a M1A2, so I can confirm this...

https://bf3s.com/sigs/384f5f7318c23ecb5909f14b157d6d31e8b5a332.png

IRNV-Field 3... New School Shit...

2006-03-21 11:19:44

#22

DrunkFlea: Member; +6|7097

Well since we are on mom jokes...

I guess what you are trying to say is your mom taught you to whore really well. The apple never falls far from the tree then eh?

Point is you are bragging about making some kills in armor on Karkand. Real impressive stuff there. If you hadn't had the engy support most likely you would have died.

Like you said though "not thinking about nothing except owning some noobs like i always do". If they were noobs then you just get off easy now don't you? I bet you're the kind of guy that tries to bail out when I run up and C4 your tank.

2006-03-21 11:53:05

#23

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

actuallly no i make sure when i die i die in the tank so the noobs like you whenever you do have a chance to c4 my tank wont take it. im the one who takes your armor in front of you whenever i c4 it. im the one that takes your main base away so i can use your armor against you. i do more than my fair of killing and capturing flags as you can see. most people who tank whore and spawn kill dont have as much captured cps as i do. so dont judge me because you get owned by tanks all the time. im not bragging about killing people in a tank in karkand im bragging because i killed 3 armored vehicles and i got banned for hacking. which is the best compliment i have ever received in my life. well since we talking about apples falling from trees, your called drunkflea i guess your mom is called drunkbitch eh?

2006-03-21 12:02:50

#24

DrunkFlea: Member; +6|7097

It's a shame, appearently Guppys are like goldfish and can only remember life 3 minutes at a time.

This must explain why you managed to simply repeat what I said of you --> "actuallly no i make sure when i die i die in the tank so the noobs like you whenever you do have a chance to c4 my tank wont take it. im the one who takes your armor in front of you whenever i c4 it."

Good one! way to come back.

2006-03-21 17:03:43

#25

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7188|kansas

i dont repeat stuff you say i state what i do. i dont get out my tank unless im dead. thats the only way. c4 you going to have to die with me because im following you and we both blow up together. thats the way it is. ive never gotten out my tank unless im dead man.

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