Post your badass PKM stories here.

2006-03-27 23:25:50

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6911

1) On Warlord, I was playing as the British and I parachuted to the TV station and killed 3 people outside with my PKM (2 while in the air). Then while avoiding 2 claymores I killed a spec-ops guy on the stairs with his detonator out and then solo capped the flag while killing people on the street with my PKM.

2) On Great Wall I was capping the flag on the ground at the gazebo and I heard sniper fire from the wall above. I looked up at the sniper and popped 2-3 rounds into his head with my PKM and then popped another 2 rounds into the head of the medic running to rez him.

3) On Dragon valley I shot down a cobra with my PKM and then proned near the river bank and mowed down an entire squad out of their boat with my PKM.

4) On Karkland I ran straight at an assault guy who was shooting at me (I was firing my PKM the entire time I was running at him) and I mowed him down. I then took cover and single shot'd several snipers on the side of the map with my PKM.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-03-27 23:28:28)

2006-03-28 04:28:53

#2

PRiMACORD: Member; +190|6890|Home of the Escalade Herds

I made coffee with my PKM.

2006-03-28 04:31:03

#3

Picouz/VoiD: The Insomniac; +39|6930

I used my PKM to play tennis...My arm hurts now

2006-03-28 04:33:41

#4

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|6885|Mhz

Thread Title wrote:
Post your badass PKM stories here

Theres nothing "badass" about the PKM, or the stories hither to associated with it, sorry but no kill with a PKM in its current state can be classed as noteworthy.

Anyway theres my totally non-consturctive post for the day, carry on

2006-03-28 04:35:18

#5

XstrangerdangerX: conversation is combat; +36|6894|Tasmania

This one time, at band camp.....

2006-03-28 04:37:37

#6

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|6885|Mhz

XstrangerdangerX wrote:
This one time, at band camp.....

I can see where thats going 0_0 ouch >_<

2006-03-28 04:44:02

#7

xaven: Member; +25|6998|Berlin

I shot my entire PKM clips empty and called a support guy to give me ammo.

2006-03-28 05:58:40

#8

Chickenpuppy: Member; +-2|6871

Learn to aim n00bs

2006-03-28 06:32:22

#9

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6955|Tampa Bay Florida

This one time, I was like so totally owning with the PKM, then I realized that it's a cheap noobass gun and I'm like F this so I stopped using it.

2006-03-28 08:20:58

#10

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6974|Charlie One Alpha

The guns on the jet suck so I just hang out the window and use my pkm.

This one time I sunk the U.S.S. Essex with my pkm.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-03-28 08:30:39

#11

PunkX: stoned; +198|6889|Canada

Chuck norris once used a pkm.

I was on Wake Island, a chopper was pissing about the airfield, so i spawned there and gave it a little lead in the hole. mmmmm, two easy kills. Thing wasent smoking either, just emptied one clip into it. then KABLAM!!

2006-03-28 08:42:28

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6886|London, England

Was on the middle floor on construction on Sharqi and managed to pull off some headshots at the snipers lurking up the top of the TV station.

Then when we got the TV station, they got the construction and i managed to kill someone sprinting across that massive Iron Beam across the construction yard (i was ontop of TV station).

It's ridiculous. It really is a 100 shot automatic-SVD.

2006-03-28 08:48:44

#13

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6911

Mekstizzle wrote:
Was on the middle floor on construction on Sharqi and managed to pull off some headshots at the snipers lurking up the top of the TV station.

Then when we got the TV station, they got the construction and i managed to kill someone sprinting across that massive Iron Beam across the construction yard (i was ontop of TV station).

It's ridiculous. It really is a 100 shot automatic-SVD.

Hell yeah man. High five.

2006-03-28 08:59:20

#14

xaven: Member; +25|6998|Berlin

LaidBackNinja wrote:
The guns on the jet suck so I just hang out the window and use my pkm.

PRICLESS!

2006-03-28 10:45:58

#15

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|6914|South Korea.

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I'm a talentless whore.

Indeed you are.

2006-03-28 10:59:39

#16

drake666: when Hell is full...; +184|6975|austria

i killed 2 enemys with one PKM magazin!

https://team-ex.de/imagehosting/daten/1323768139_m98b.png

Usque Ad Finem

2006-03-28 11:59:48

#17

Chao2: Member; +8|6980|UK(stats says usa by mistake)

Eh On Kark The USMC had just capped the hotel and were moving onto the square.(late game and not much resistance). i came out behind them and were about 7 of them on the edge of my viewline. Took them all down before they knew what hit them

2006-03-28 12:14:32

#18

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6917

I really dont see whats so great about the pkm. sure its the n00b thing that everyone uses to get close range kills, but hell there has been times i've shot at people a decent distance away and hit everything but them, and my sights were dead on him. its like sometimes the pkm is accurate, sometimes you cant hit shit.

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2006-03-28 12:30:43

#19

XstrangerdangerX: conversation is combat; +36|6894|Tasmania

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:
sometimes I cant hit shit.

your sentence is now in its correct context.

Last edited by XstrangerdangerX (2006-03-28 13:43:30)

2006-03-28 12:35:37

#20

CrazeD: Member; +368|6938|Maine

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:
I really dont see whats so great about the pkm. sure its the n00b thing that everyone uses to get close range kills, but hell there has been times i've shot at people a decent distance away and hit everything but them, and my sights were dead on him. its like sometimes the pkm is accurate, sometimes you cant hit shit.

Thank you.

There is nothing special about the PKM, get over it. The G36E, L85A1, AK-101, AK-47, G36C, SCAR-L.... all more accurate than the PKM, they just don't have 100 rounds.

Get it through your thick heads. The PKM is just like any of the other guns, but with more ammo and a crappy ROF. It has a quarter inch OD bullet...obviously it's going to be quite powerful, but it's not godlike.

Why don't you guys go bow down and worship your PKM.

2006-03-28 13:30:41

#21

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6917

CrazeD wrote:
Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:
I really dont see whats so great about the pkm. sure its the n00b thing that everyone uses to get close range kills, but hell there has been times i've shot at people a decent distance away and hit everything but them, and my sights were dead on him. its like sometimes the pkm is accurate, sometimes you cant hit shit.
Thank you.

There is nothing special about the PKM, get over it. The G36E, L85A1, AK-101, AK-47, G36C, SCAR-L.... all more accurate than the PKM, they just don't have 100 rounds.

Get it through your thick heads. The PKM is just like any of the other guns, but with more ammo and a crappy ROF. It has a quarter inch OD bullet...obviously it's going to be quite powerful, but it's not godlike.

Why don't you guys go bow down and worship your PKM.

Hell yea there are times i unload an entire f*ing clip at a group of people and be lucky to kill one. Its not all that great. Now that the patch is out and its "supposedly less accurate" i'm almost afraid to try to play support with it now.

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2006-03-28 13:32:23)

2006-03-28 13:39:43

#22

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6974|Charlie One Alpha

I haven't played since 1.22, but before that the PKM was definately accurate. You guys were just using it wrong.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-03-28 13:41:22

#23

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6917

I knew some idiot would come along and say that.

2006-03-28 13:46:24

#24

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6974|Charlie One Alpha

That's because it's true. Sorry mate but if you fire it in single shot it's a sniper rifle and in short bursts it's very accurate at medium range. NEVER use it full auto except against vehicles. Try it out and you'll see what I mean. WEll maybe not now that 1.22 is here. But it's not the gun, it's YOU.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-03-28 13:48:55

#25

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|6917

I already know about fire modes and their accuracy. I've done it all, still the same results are off and on.

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