blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112
so this chick
https://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1607/wtm6gb.jpg

bigger picture of her here (so anyhow this chick decided to)
https://www.jodiemarsh.freeuk.com/drunk/jodie_marsh_150b.jpg

dump this guy (because of having a deformed baby)
https://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/scanart/zoidypic.gif

and ended up with this guy
https://blog.mccannta.com/photos/uncategorized/homer_simpson.gif
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
Who decided the fit bird took too much looking after so he dumped her for this one
https://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8823/uglywoman1vd.jpg
But then this beauty came along so he left her and woo'd this one instead!
https://img386.imageshack.us/img386/609/wonderwoman26bs.jpg
WTG Homer!!!

Last edited by pedigreeuk (2006-03-30 11:01:05)

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Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
Eventually the planet got overpopulated.

https://www.christiantoday.com/files/eur/eur_20040313_bomb2.jpg
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112
and because the overpopulation occured this stark had to cary this many babies instead of one
https://mindprod.com/images/overpopulation.jpg

Last edited by blademaster (2006-03-30 14:27:55)

blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112
and since the problem was so bad the only way you could catch a train ride was like this
https://update.unu.edu/images/overpopulation.jpg
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112
and those guys on the train would end up here with these guys in the pool
https://adamkesher.canalblog.com/images/overpopulation.jpg

Last edited by blademaster (2006-03-30 14:31:47)

Home
Section.80
+447|7314|Seattle, Washington, USA

Hey blademaster, gonna let anyone else post?

Anyways, someone at the pool had the bird flu, so pretty much everyone there died. Therefore un-populatizing Mars. (Edit: Oops, forgot we were already on Mars. I need to get with the times.)

https://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9094/topbirdfluap7tf.jpg

Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-03-30 22:48:08)

eusgen
Nugget
+402|7259|Jupiter

Homeschtar wrote:

Hey blademaster, gonna let anyone else post?

Anyways, someone at the pool had the bird flu, so pretty much everyone there died. Therefore un-populatizing the Earth.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9094 … uap7tf.jpg
Look back a few posts, earth blew up already , now we are on mars
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112
yeah we are on Mars now no bird flu there unless someone brough a bird from Earth hehehe this is fun thats why I post a lot

Last edited by blademaster (2006-03-30 18:25:43)

blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7112

Homeschtar wrote:

Hey blademaster, gonna let anyone else post?

Anyways, someone at the pool had the bird flu, so pretty much everyone there died. Therefore un-populatizing the Earth.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9094 … uap7tf.jpg
Then this guy found out it was all a dream since he was thinking about the EARTH way too much, So he got up and got dressed and decided to go to work .......
https://www.cyprus-property-sales-resales.com/images/Costas/buy-not-buy.gif
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7183
who decided to look at this magazine

https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3408/frenchsolidiersmagofchoice4so.jpg
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
l::.:LIAM:.::l
Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
And then he joined the ARMY
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7183
then he ended up wearing this

https://img92.imageshack.us/img92/734/doingtheworkof3ir.jpg
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
l::.:LIAM:.::l
Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
He used this badboy

https://www.montysminiguns.com/GEM134xxx.gif
[DEI]Bart
fire at will!!!
+76|7179|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs
he went hunting down monsters

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Ssminigun.jpg

Last edited by [DEI]Bart (2006-03-30 23:24:41)

Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7183
who met his friend the pilot

https://img358.imageshack.us/img358/6190/2553tq.jpg
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
But then he came up against this guy
https://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7961/cookiemonster7nu.jpg
l::.:LIAM:.::l
Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
the cookie monster stole all of his cookies so he put up this sign

https://images.amazon.com/images/P/0307580121.01-A3NT2Z1GQVZWID._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
It wasn't long before this guy
https://img524.imageshack.us/img524/484/sheriff8nw.jpg
caught him, and sent him here
https://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5346/electricchair8fl.jpg

EDIT: Sorry about size, didn't realise it was that big!!

Last edited by pedigreeuk (2006-03-31 00:58:10)

l::.:LIAM:.::l
Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
1 of the legs broke from the chair
This was the only alternaive

https://wh0rd.org/cookie-monster-abusing-cookie-dough.png
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
But he held the lighter under the cookie dough for too long and it ended up like this,
https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4663/istockphoto464062crispychipper.jpg
l::.:LIAM:.::l
Member
+139|7139|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
the cookies got chopped up and fed to the dog

https://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX322/bxp58596.jpg
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
Who ate too many cookies and ended up
https://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4898/fatdog3ki.jpg
kilroy0097
Kilroy Is Here!
+81|7310|Bryan/College Station, TX
But it felt that it's weight was a large reason these chicks ignored him.
Instead they would rather rub asses with each other.

https://www.abc.net.au/wa/stories/Terriers_a_m1092386.jpg

Last edited by kilroy0097 (2006-03-31 05:58:06)

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|7237|Rotherham, England
But they rubbed asses too much and ended up
https://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3294/shavendog4iq.jpg

Last edited by pedigreeuk (2006-03-31 07:31:09)

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