BF2S Forums How do you prepare yourself to play BF2?

Elamdri wrote:

you forgot "take a leak"

Me also.  Gotta pee first so I don't have to in the heat of the battle

Sometimes I bitchslap my roommate(s). Or I get really drunk first. Cheap beer is best. I drink a 6er of Pabst and get another 6 to drink while I'm playing. You can't hit the virtual battlefield all wound up. The only problem is when nature calls right in the middle of a firefight... which is why I keep a couple of empties around.

I'm just kidding. I pee in the sink like everyone else.

1) Take a shower
2) Oil and clean my G36 (lol)
3) Eat my meal
4) think of a map i would play.. then go over all the approaches to each flag and tactics.
5) Drink an energy drink
6) go over the plan again
7) play the game

i do all this since i am the professional ( professionalx2324).

make out w/ my gf

Tromboner999 wrote:

The only problem is when nature calls right in the middle of a firefight... which is why I keep a couple of empties around.

...Absolutely and essential.  One wide mouth gallon jug as a bed pan and I don't leave the rig all night.  I have all my stimulants ready for consumption (energy drinks, ciggies and any illicit over the counter medicines that can give me an edge)

After a raging 24 hour marathon, I crash, yell at my fiance and tell her to leave me alone, sleep for 13 hours and repeat the above...

Who the fck am I kidding?  Thats just a dream and something that I hope to achieve one day soon.... *single tear*

strangelove wrote:

i push one out and rub it on my chest then i punch my dog in the face

hahahaha +1

[CANADA]_Zenmaster wrote:

Tromboner999 wrote:

Sometimes I bitchslap my roommate(s). Or I get really drunk first. Cheap beer is best. I drink a 6er of Pabst and get another 6 to drink while I'm playing. You can't hit the virtual battlefield all wound up. The only problem is when nature calls right in the middle of a firefight... which is why I keep a couple of empties around.

I'm just kidding. I pee in the sink like everyone else.

So it's not really your roomate playing as you afterall; it's you horribly drunk late at night with me and matt. That explains so much. It also gives new meaning to the squadname buttsecks with only males in the squad.

Edit: PS I show my girl in my sig so everyone knows I'm not the gay one. lawl!11one buttsexorsize1!!1

LOL. He jumps on whenever I get up for more booze/beef jerky or a potty break. Then I usually let him finish the round. He's really bad. He never uses VOIP, ever. I honestly think he's allergic to squads; he always runs off on his own and gets perforated by APC rounds. So yah, a combination of alcohol addiction and my jackass roommate results in a pretty crummy K/D. But I don't play BF2 for teh stats. Nobody does.

um i preffer the option that sadly wasnt there... "what ever i need to do"

dont get me wrong, i love the green, but when i play BF2 high, i dont take i seriously at all, i go on wild missions like planting mines under all the spawn points of vehicles, just for some oh so rewarding kills....


but i have to admit, there is not much more fun than getting blazed and playing some BF2

Sex.

docnutz wrote:

do a couple of lines, smoke a bone and tap a keg

smoke a bone???????  You suck dick before you play?

usmarine2005 wrote:

docnutz wrote:

do a couple of lines, smoke a bone and tap a keg

smoke a bone???????  You suck dick before you play?

lol

I usually boot my boxxor,Get some sugar,3-4 beers then start snappin some necks!