Mj.Blindfisch
Bulletdrop-Buddha
+338|7162|Germany
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

to quote some of it:
"Don't Bother to Practice Flying! - Piloting helicopters and jets are one of those things that are best learned during online games with other players. Don't worry if you've never flown one before, and you lost your BF2 instruction manual, and you have no computer monitor, and instead of hands you have bulbous, sweaty claws that flail out uncontrollably at random objects surrounding you. Just hop on in and hope for the best! If you're really unsure how to fly, like you experience extreme difficulty when attempting to determine which direction is "up" and which direction is "the bathroom," request other teammates to hop in and fly with you. They'll offer tomes of useful advice and will gladly take over the controls after you've flown so badly that you've somehow ended up in a completely different game altogether."

Great fun to read!

Last edited by Mj.Blindfisch (2006-04-12 10:34:23)

Sgt.Davi
Touches Himself At Night.
+300|7108|England
Yeah, I didn't need a guide to figure that out
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|7119|USA
seen that before...this is from somebody TK'ed one too many times.
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|7178|Wherever the F**k i feel like
lol
CrazeD
Member
+368|7138|Maine
Randomly Bail Out of Aircraft and Vehicles With No Warning! - As a driver or pilot, it's your job to simply get from point A to point B, wherever those two places may exist in your amazing screwed up brain. You have no responsibility to inform anybody else when you're about to leave! I mean, you didn't ask them to enter your vehicle, unless of course you did, in which case you were just joking. Bailing out of a full transport helicopter without letting anybody know in advance is often a fun and exciting way to "spice up" any game. Try to aim your chopper in the direction of a mountain or an ocean before you jump out, just to ensure you don't accidentally hit something of importance, like a mother nursing her baby or a friendly elf.
LMAO
Mj.Blindfisch
Bulletdrop-Buddha
+338|7162|Germany
"Step On Land Mines! - When driving a jeep at the fastest possible speed, you may notice a big red skull and crossbones icon appearing on the right of your screen. This means that a witch is chasing you and you've got to get out of there as soon as possible or else she'll throw her level 34 skeleton at you! Look for a small, round, black teleporter which will magically whisk you away to a beautiful new location, usually about 40 meters straight up. If one of your teammates decides to kill you while traveling there, be sure to punish them, because it's not your goddamn fault a witch was chasing you and you tried to escape. War is hell, soldier!"

The truth hurts,but it's always funny...

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