Speelbal
Member
+146|7222|Netherlands
==CAUTION:==
Retarded comments ahead. Not suitable to the faint of heart, pregnant people, other complaints such as: diarea, headache, hameroids, in great need of a kidneytransplant, not in possesion of common sense or the pink masse beneath the skull.
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This is unbelievable. I just played 3 games with the same team as commander. First two games was 1 round Wake Island USMC and 1 round Dalian Plant PLA. The round I'm talking about: Dalian Plant  as USMC. And this last game...I don't have words for it.

Points:

USMC - 130
PLA - 30

Situation

USMC - all flags
PLA - trying to get the first flag

Problem

The stats were just crazy. By some sort of sick coincidence my team managed to capture all the flags. Only thing is, they weren't very good.

https://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3378/screen0393ml.th.jpg
Not so lovely.

Compare the stats. That is just shamefull isn't it? 92 to 221. Oh my gawd!
Right, what's the problem? Well, we managed to lose that game.

What the flying ..intercourse?
The server was really weird: Supply crates tended to crush on impact with the ground, weapons didn't kill. C4 wouldn't work. Grenades would dissapear. Corpses would stand up, fall down, stand up again, fall down again.

https://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9880/screen0380jw.th.jpg
Corpse is doing the Jive.

And weirdest of all, an enemy would not die by a normal gun. Only vehicles were able to kill or damage other players.

https://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2707/screen0375au.th.jpg
In this picture I was shooting the crap out of the guy. First I launched a couple of grenades out of my throbbing nooblauncher. They dissapeart. O_o

The points were down to 100 - 15. I said, more like a joke then: 'I see us losing this game guys..'. We had only one flag left which was soon going to be captured. Points were down to 50-10 or so. I said: 'Just kill, don't cap!'.
Points then: Like screenshot. "OMG!".


Pesky conclusion
To sum up a retarded topic: I played with some mongoloid monkeys, saw some funny shit, had a laugh, had a cry, shit my pants and then went back into the battlefield.



I just love this game. 

EDIT: Whoopsiedaisies. Corrected some spelling mistakes.

Last edited by Speelbal (2006-04-21 08:32:32)

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Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|7214|Malaga, EspaƱa
Kinda gives ya a feeling that ur doing all the hard work to save ur team's ass
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|7217|The United Center
lawl.  "throbbing nooblauncher".

but yeah, recently i've been having a lot of problems with grenades just disappearing into the ground.  the thing that sucks is it's gotten me killed a few times.  nubcakes sees where the nade came from, runs out, stands on the grenade, shoots me in the face, nade doesn't explode.
[Valhalla]iMac_Attack
Member
+2|7231|Houston, Texas
good post thanks for sharing, made me  chuckle
Erwin_Rommel188
Member
+59|7155|Seattle
What server was it?
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7068|Seattle

They must have some funky server settings or something. I've seen games where we kicked the crap out of the other team but they somehow had all the flag points even though we had all the flags except like 1. They must be teh L33t Haxors...err sumpthin. Did your points get ranked?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Sexy in Garden
Member
+11|7054
Similar things have happened to me, where a whole server goes crazy

First was when I joined some random wake server, when I went prone I just got brought back up standing straight away, and my bullets made sound but never came out of my gun.

Second was on Freddyshouse BF2:SF, the server was being buggy with spawnpoints, they were permanently red and unspawnable, so the admin forced the round end. I spawned at the start of the round, (playing MECSF on Iron Gator) got in the chopper and my chopper started repairing itself. I went over to the carrier and started getting these flag captures and neutralize points out of nowhere.

Very very crazy stuff happens sometimes
Speelbal
Member
+146|7222|Netherlands
I think the admins just ate a mushroom. Damn hippies..

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