BF2S Forums Armor Whores Anonymous

Hi my name is Seal 3 i've been a Armour Whore on and off for about 6 months now... it's a constant voice in my headset...

(whispering voice)
"Pssssst.... hey Seal 3 look at that AA vehicle there!!

"Wouldn't you like to get in that in stead of trying to shoot people with that shotgun???
Come on you can even run those poor ground pounders over with your tracks it'll be FUN.... you can even gun down those Jet/Heli whores there always trying to steal your lucky charms!!!!! You have four 25mm cannons you can shoot those little spec ops bastards right in the arse with 50 rounds before they can even get close to you!!!"

"I know you like the WIRrrrrrrr sound of that motor as you scan the skies for victims..."

"WTF Seal 3 why are you not wearing pants??? For gawd sake that's just wrong I may be a random Evil voice in your headset but you need to put some damn trousers on you sick fuck!!"
(/whispering voice)

Last edited by Seal 3 (2006-04-23 12:39:45)

LOSER|Tearsofromance wrote:

My tank > your tank

Never!

My tank has flames on the back.
Yours only does that after a rocket hit or 2.

I'll whore my tank till I enter rigor mortis and you pry my charred lifeless corpse from it.

Foxhoundmgw wrote:

LOSER|Tearsofromance wrote:

My tank > your tank

Never!

My tank has flames on the back.
Yours only does that after a rocket hit or 2.

Mine's better; it has hydraulics, Foose 42" rims, 24 K Gold barrel, a toilet, and "can't touch this" armor.

-=S8M=-Phoenix wrote:

Hi, my name is Phoenix and I'm falling into a tank whore fetish!

That's it....that's it...come to the dark side.

You don't know the power of the dark side of the tank.


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

InviSniper wrote:

Foxhoundmgw wrote:

LOSER|Tearsofromance wrote:

My tank > your tank

Never!

My tank has flames on the back.
Yours only does that after a rocket hit or 2.

Mine's better; it has hydraulics, Foose 42" rims, 24 K Gold barrel, a toilet, and "can't touch this" armor.

someone tagged "wide load" on thhe back of my tank.

would 36k kills class me as a whore??

Foxhoundmgw wrote:

*Tear*

Armour 37,349
Total     93,669

You sir, are an inspiration to us all.

Do you have 'Proud to be a tank whore' sprayed under your tank so it's the last thing fuckers see as you run em down?

i cant get rid of 'wide load' off the back.
infantry are easy to kill, no skill there. but it is funny to watch them try hide..

for those who camp spawns on kark, sit at the city entrance,, and kill them as they cross, they all cross and you dont get called as many names.

lAgBlRhino wrote:

-=S8M=-Phoenix wrote:

Hi, my name is Phoenix and I'm falling into a tank whore fetish!

That's it....that's it...come to the dark side.

You don't know the power of the dark side of the tank.


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Pretty sure the dark side of the tank is underneath, between the tracks

I've only recently fallen into the trap of being an armour whore, and these last 3 months or so have been hell: my k/d ratio has improved, I've been promoted three times whilst under the influence of armour and I've killed over 10,000 people whilst chasing the armoured dragon.

And, if any more proof were needed, my armour ratio is 6.66.

Repent! REPENT!

has any1 had those little infantry men jump under yr tracks trying to avoid gettin run over, i had one yesterday was underneath me so i just spun around with the tank

My name is JimmyBotswana and I am an armor whore. I just started playing the game a month ago. I could never get any points. Then one day I spawned into a LAV my squad leader was playing with. He was really good with the LAV. I got like 30 points just sitting in the LAV doing nothing. It was my highest score ever at the time. That day I realized my dream is to become the ultimate LAV whore. I LUV the LAV!!! I would sit in them for awhile watching how others play them. Now I am the LAV whore. My best KD ratio for a kit is.......surprise surprise Engineer. I hate it when people take the other LAV on Karkand and spawn as a medic. Us LAVs gotta stick together and help out with repairs. How else do we stand a chance against those goddamn T-90s? If my LAV is gonna die, I am too, so I can respawn at the LAV and go again. Life without a LAV is not worth living.

Seal 3 wrote:

(whispering voice)
"WTF Seal 3 why are you not wearing pants??? For gawd sake that's just wrong I may be a random Evil voice in your headset but you need to put some damn trousers on you sick fuck!!"
(/whispering voice)

LOL! *delicious*

Hello, my name is Ugaminor (oo-gah-my-nor), I am not an armor whore specialist, however I do contribute to my friend's addiction by providing him with precious repair points from my vodnik or calling in supply crates for him.  He can hardly score a positive KD without armor now and I just help support his habit.  Do I feel bad?  Not if we win

Last edited by Ugaminor (2006-04-24 12:59:11)

Mike<Eagle23> wrote:

Hm, armor whore... well, maybe...
where's the link to the APC-song?
I admit, I'm killing people who just spawned, I love to watch medics  reviving someone just to kill both of them with my 64-tons hummer or an APC...
You think I need help??? Others get angry, but...








...DAMN, I FEEL GOOD!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYA-NeR1 … apc%20song

I think I'm becomming an Armor whore. When I play Karkand, instead of spawning at the Square or Train Accident as Infantry and taking down other soldiers, I spawn at the USMC Gas Station to get in an APC or a Tank. I know it is getting out of hand. I went from having about 20 Armor kills less than a week ago to more than 135 kills in merely 3 days.

I think I'm beginning to be a junkie and it is really hard to quit. I just love the kill sprees and the feeling of invincibility when a supply crate is next to me.