eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.
Whenever i'm playing and somebody thinks somebody isnt good at bf2 so they come up with some insult simply because they're not good at a game... first of all its a damn game who the hell cares what you say, your making fools of yourselves, so keep doing it, it gives me some good laughs....its just funny to hear people ramble on while im enjoying the game minding my own business
So anyway what are some of the stupidest insults youve seen called at people...the stupidest ive heard:
OMG YOUR A NOOBULAR ASS RAPING PENIS<--rofl who comes up with that...
list some of dumb insults youve heard

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-08-01 23:24:25)

deject
Got His War On
+37|7340|Golden, CO
I love taunting the homophobes who play online.  I pretend like I'm gay and come on strong.  No easier way to piss them off.  As for actual insults, I don't see to many but I probably miss a lot because the text area isn't super obvious when I'm focused.
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7324|06-01
you want to know about inventive insults? ask polarbearz......
GetOutOfMyTankNoob
Member
+3|7142
I got called a dickhead by someone who sounded like they were 10.....
SteelSamuari
Member
+2|7221
to tell you the truth this is a pretty stupid post who gives a shit when somebody calls you something shake it off. yeah iget pissed when a new guy teamkills me but hey think to yourself you were that guy not to long ago... and sorry to tell you but (whispers) its just a game. but it is pretty damn fun so if someone teamkills you dont insult, correct them and go on maybe he'll think about actually saving your ass in a battle.....
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|7251|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
Once I got called a noob...I was going to go home and cut my writse but my razor was dull and rusty, so I used a spoon*soob*
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|7251|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
I was also called a "veichlecular asshat child rappist from china"  I make up dumb stuff then that i mean is that all the better they can do...I know why they can't do any better, it's because they are not 1337 like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY my razor is sharp YAY lets go teabag someone with our pants off...bring on the negitive karma bitches yum negitive karma.

I see karma like body fat, the more karma you loose the less you weigh
Stealth42o
She looked 18 to me officer
+175|7238
I never look at the chat.  Just never accurs to me to do so since I am on TS all the time.

So this one time this cat on TS says some guy is talking smack to me (I was using him pretty bad).

He ask's "Wtf are you gay"

I say "Yea, you want to fuck me?"

He shut up :-)
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.

SteelSamuari wrote:

to tell you the truth this is a pretty stupid post who gives a shit when somebody calls you something shake it off. yeah iget pissed when a new guy teamkills me but hey think to yourself you were that guy not to long ago... and sorry to tell you but (whispers) its just a game. but it is pretty damn fun so if someone teamkills you dont insult, correct them and go on maybe he'll think about actually saving your ass in a battle.....
are you a retard...i was quoted saying on the my original post "who give shit what you say"
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7285|Melbourne, Australia

deject wrote:

I love taunting the homophobes who play online.  I pretend like I'm gay and come on strong.  No easier way to piss them off.  As for actual insults, I don't see to many but I probably miss a lot because the text area isn't super obvious when I'm focused.
wow /.... i found my exact double.. i been doing it so long now i actully think im turning brokeback ... then i see chicks and im like HEHEHE!! =]
mads
Member
+22|7146|haderslev, denmark
I once killed a guy with arty and he said; you fuckin fag, you couldn't even score with condoleeza rice...
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7341|Noizyland

Yeah, Polarbearz insults rule, I'd be insulted by him any day, unless I was from Thailand.
My insult story.

Tyferra[L96A1]Someguy
Someguy: Hey tyfara, you a dick.
Tyferra: I'm sorry, what did you say, and who were you referring to?
Someguy; yr a dck tyfera
Tyferra: I still don't know who or what you're referring to.
Someguy: shut up you dick
Later...
Tyferra[L96A1]Someguy
Someguy: omg yu a dick tryfra.
Tyferra: So, you are calling me a dick because I shot you?
Someguy:yes sniping is what noobs do.
Later still...
Someguy[AK101]Tyferra
Someguy: noob i got you dick
Even later...
Tyferra[knife]Someguy
Someguy: Hay tryfa you have no dick
Someguy has disconnected, (kicked.)
Macedonian, (who was the server admin): Man. That guy was a dick.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
PitViper401
The Magnetic Bullet Attractor
+31|7265|Illinois
Tyferra that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! +1
jeffpod
Member
+14|7153
On the day I bought BF2 I was sitting at my compy playing with my brother. We were just fooling around, checking the game out and having lots of fun. I remember I was playing Kubra Dam and joined a squad to spawn on. They were all swedish snipers and I spawned with them on the top of one of the construction cranes. I was anit-tank and started shooting at the tanks. Suddenly one of the guys in the squad was outraged and started yelling at me in swedish that I was a retard and whatnot for giving away their position. I just turned of the voip-volume down and continued. After half a minute one of the guys shot me in the head.

Too bad I cant exactly translate what they called me, but they really made up some interesing insults
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.
Some people are very serious when it comes to fps games..especially when it all started with cs
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.

eagles1106 wrote:

Some people are very serious when it comes to fps games..especially when it all started with cs
OMGZOR DID YOU SEE HOW HE KILLED ME THROUGH THAT WALL!  ______ IS A NOOBZOR HACKER BAN HIM!!!!!! LOOK AT HIS SCREEN SHAKE HES NOT 1337 HES STOOPID NOOBZOR...lol
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7282
i would only insult ppl if theyre on MY team. I got called a hacker so many times in half-life 2 they say : omfg how did u kill me in 1 shot!!!!. i replied... the revolver dumbass...
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xbrandomx
Member
+9|7216
I was called a hacker- they told me that they were going to report me to bf2rankedservers.com

...I don't need stupid hacks to kill you.  He didn't report me, had no screenshots... he was just a dickhead.

... after I told him he was a dickhead he kicked me (Who knew he was the admin )
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.
People cant take the fact that sometimes its actually possible for them to get owned...when they do get owned they get pissed and insult you for it
acEofspadEs6313
Shiny! Let's be bad guys.
+102|7259|NAS Jacksonville, Florida
This one always happens to me:

Someone [L96A1] acEofspadEs6313
Someone: HAHAHHA! ZOMG! I PWNED YOUR ASS!
Later...
acEofspadEs6313 [Knife] Someone
Someone: FUCKING HAXXOR CUNT!
Defiance
Member
+438|7237

I got called a hacker (with 2 other incidents of, and i quote, "BULLSHIT YOU SOUNUVA BITCH!") on a multiplayer game of Sniper Elite the other day.

So I can shoot you in the face...this is a sniping game isn't it?
leesupport
Member
+39|7249
i play with support get 40-10 get called hacker.noob,only have 3 hours with jet play on Wake island get 38-15 get couple kick votes and jet whore so i finsh then  leave there get on KarKand hop in tank and get 90-30 and of course tank whore.   some times i get mad at new guys but i usally like to help them out if they dont know
Jools Rulez
Member
+1|7140|uk
yeah man some people take getting beat realy badly. so when some1 pisses me off calling me hacker or noob i just hunt them down and kill them again and again! i h8 getting kicked because i have a high score its so fucking gay!
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7156|California U.S.A
Got called a "Hamburger Fucking scrotum farmer" by a guy with a Swedish accent on voip, quite funny. 

I shot down his Heli 4 times on Dragon Valley with the same AA Linebacker he switched sides just to tell me that...

(p.s.) don't try to actually fuck a hamburger.... or at least wait until the cheese cools down enough

Last edited by Seal 3 (2006-04-30 02:00:35)

Jools Rulez
Member
+1|7140|uk
lol seal wot the hell is a hamburger fucking scrotum farmer? they must do sum wierd shit in sweden

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