~Solar~Fire~
Member
+45|7120|Austin, TX
Ever notice that the control points in BF2 suffer from an utter lack of originality? It seems like almost every flag is named "hotel" "docks" or "construction site"

Lets think of NEW names for control points

- Sniper Sam's slightly used Vodnik and Humvee super center
- Spawncamper's alley
- Impossible-to-get-up-here Mountain
- Middle of Nowhere
- Thanks-for-taking-the-last-boat-without-waiting-for-me-you-idiot Island
- Completely and utterly useless flag
- Oh-I've-never-been-here-before building
- bombing range (right next to the airfield or carrier of course)
- Obvious sniper spot
- TK for the tank here street
- I-can-see-my-house-from-here observation point
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|7121|Norway
Roflmao! - Thanks-for-taking-the-last-boat-without-waiting-for-me-you-idiot Island...
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|7108|South Jersey
Instead of "Hotel" in Karkand lets call it explosives central.
*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|7216|Malaga, EspaƱa

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

Instead of "Hotel" in Karkand lets call it explosives central.
MMMMMM....No.  call it the ''Lose round but hell of a points central''
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7189

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

Instead of "Hotel" in Karkand lets call it explosives central.
MMMMMM....No.  call it the ''Lose round but hell of a points central''
i would love that, i think u can change it in ur locolization files
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MuseSeeker
2142 Soldier: Behenaut
+110|7248|EUR
lmao + 1
Kusunagi
Member
+59|7210|The land of Hookers and pod
They should call the TV station in Sharqi: Baserape-for-MI-28-place.
MrKamikaze
Member
+10|7114|East
Karkand - Hotel = "Medic Whoring Area"
yerded
Bertinator
+255|7109|Westminster, California

MrKamikaze wrote:

Karkand - Hotel = "Medic Whoring Area"
Nah, where noobs stay would be more like it.
[tlv]TDL
Member
+7|7131
Actually, there are no more medic there, just snipers. So I call it "claymore-heaven".
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|7055|Eastern USA
Hotel is now 'Noober's Inn'

"Hello, could I get a reservation?"

"Sorry we're all out of rooms; too many noobs in here tonight"
wensleydale8
Member
+81|7242|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
renaming the hotel on Kark Meatgrinder alley as it is most of the time.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Citizen One
한국 공주
+338|7122|South Korea.

~Solar~Fire~ wrote:

- Thanks-for-taking-the-last-boat-without-waiting-for-me-you-idiot Island
- TK for the tank here street
- I-can-see-my-house-from-here observation point
ROFFELMAOWNED. +1
Nessie09
I "fix" things
+107|7143|The Netherlands
you can rename them... see the localisation files (too bad others can't see them this way though)
~Solar~Fire~
Member
+45|7120|Austin, TX
- Haxorz house
- you-really-can't-win village
- Laggy lane
- Spam street
- Enemy-Boat-spotted-on-dry-land desert
- Wargh! way
- Why-did-they-put-a-tree-here? airfield
marty
Member
+2|7038
lol nice
xstax981
Community Modder
+93|7149
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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7164|Devon, England
omg so funny, had me in stitches, +1 for u definatly
xstax981
Community Modder
+93|7149
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k1LLr_M
Prone to Own
+118|7066|Houston, TX
lol nice, finally someone takes the idea and runs with it, +1 for doin that
~Solar~Fire~
Member
+45|7120|Austin, TX
Instead of the USS Essex, we should call it "the USS Oh-gawd-here-comes-the-J-10-again!"
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|7206|Oslo, Norway
the hotel should be change to the "bordell" (norwegian for whourehouse) or "skippergata" (norwegian prostitusjon area)
maybe even the berlesque house (watch simpsons)
[tlv]TDL
Member
+7|7131

WilhelmSissener wrote:

the hotel should be change to the "bordell" (norwegian for whourehouse) or "skippergata" (norwegian prostitusjon area)
maybe even the berlesque house (watch simpsons)
LOL! Voting for renaming hotel alley to skippergata!
Mj.Blindfisch
Bulletdrop-Buddha
+338|7169|Germany
Club House on Sharqi = Jihad-Jeeper Brainwash Center
USS Essex = The Iron Camper
Airfield = BBQ Area
Hotel on Karkand = Tourist Trap (Wanna buy rose,infidel?)
Sgt.Davi
Touches Himself At Night.
+300|7116|England
Airfields = MECcers get a taste of my DPVs fender area
Airfields 2 = The what the fuck is that C4 doing on my window spawnpoints
TV station roof = The shoot cannons here spawn
Essex = Infidel area of cleansing (I.E Say hello to my SU34)

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