TOP TEN WAYS TO BE A TARD IN 2142.
A comperhensive guide by Cougar.
10. Train the squadleader bot to teamkill.
9. Drive the TITAN out of bounds, killing everything on it in 10 seconds. Then it crashes.
8. Drive the podcar under a bridge and then launch the pods. Watch people splatter.
7. Jihad your teams TITAN into the other teams TITAN. The round was a draw.
6. Jump into a transport car and activate the cloaking device, making it impossible to shoot. Then announce to the other team where you are. Also, you could drive to an enemy base, uncloak and shoot a little, then cloak again in an obvious spot. Watch a tank roll around the corner and kill your teammates as they try to flee on foot.
5. EMP grenade your own mechs. Then dance in front of them. Right before they come back....EMP grenade again.
4. Drive cars in front of Mechs and trip them. Then jump on top and teabag it while it struggles to get up.
3. Spam on the chat that you Mech is out of blinker fluid and that you will not go into battle until you at least get some hydraulic differentiator plasma for you Mechs wounded knee. Then start stepping on your own teammates and squashing thier cars.
2. Aim the pod launching car over the ocean and shoot your team straight to Davy Jones' locker. Watch your team cry over the chat about how they are stuck in the water and can't get out. Then watch a Mech come over the hill and waste everyone.
1. Blow up your own TITAN and kill your entire team. Welcome to the very first way to doom an entire match single handedly for your team. Tard on a whole other level.
I can't wait for 2142......
A comperhensive guide by Cougar.
10. Train the squadleader bot to teamkill.
9. Drive the TITAN out of bounds, killing everything on it in 10 seconds. Then it crashes.
8. Drive the podcar under a bridge and then launch the pods. Watch people splatter.
7. Jihad your teams TITAN into the other teams TITAN. The round was a draw.
6. Jump into a transport car and activate the cloaking device, making it impossible to shoot. Then announce to the other team where you are. Also, you could drive to an enemy base, uncloak and shoot a little, then cloak again in an obvious spot. Watch a tank roll around the corner and kill your teammates as they try to flee on foot.
5. EMP grenade your own mechs. Then dance in front of them. Right before they come back....EMP grenade again.
4. Drive cars in front of Mechs and trip them. Then jump on top and teabag it while it struggles to get up.
3. Spam on the chat that you Mech is out of blinker fluid and that you will not go into battle until you at least get some hydraulic differentiator plasma for you Mechs wounded knee. Then start stepping on your own teammates and squashing thier cars.
2. Aim the pod launching car over the ocean and shoot your team straight to Davy Jones' locker. Watch your team cry over the chat about how they are stuck in the water and can't get out. Then watch a Mech come over the hill and waste everyone.
1. Blow up your own TITAN and kill your entire team. Welcome to the very first way to doom an entire match single handedly for your team. Tard on a whole other level.
I can't wait for 2142......