Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7241|Dallas
TOP TEN WAYS TO BE A TARD IN 2142.
A comperhensive guide by Cougar.



10. Train the squadleader bot to teamkill.

9. Drive the TITAN out of bounds, killing everything on it in 10 seconds.  Then it crashes.

8. Drive the podcar under a bridge and then launch the pods.  Watch people splatter.

7. Jihad your teams TITAN into the other teams TITAN.  The round was a draw.

6. Jump into a transport car and activate the cloaking device, making it impossible to shoot.  Then announce to the other team where you are.  Also, you could drive to an enemy base, uncloak and shoot a little, then cloak again in an obvious spot.  Watch a tank roll around the corner and kill your teammates as they try to flee on foot.

5. EMP grenade your own mechs.  Then dance in front of them.  Right before they come back....EMP grenade again.

4. Drive cars in front of Mechs and trip them.  Then jump on top and teabag it while it struggles to get up.

3. Spam on the chat that you Mech is out of blinker fluid and that you will not go into battle until you at least get some hydraulic differentiator plasma for you Mechs wounded knee.  Then start stepping on your own teammates and squashing thier cars.

2. Aim the pod launching car over the ocean and shoot your team straight to Davy Jones' locker.  Watch your team cry over the chat about how they are stuck in the water and can't get out.  Then watch a Mech come over the hill and waste everyone.

1. Blow up your own TITAN and kill your entire team.  Welcome to the very first way to doom an entire match single handedly for your team.  Tard on a whole other level.


I can't wait for 2142......
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7265|Singapore

Fuck me it isn't even out and you guys are preparing already. w00boy. I'm SO going to buy it.
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7252|UK
They'll fix that shit in the 15th 2142 patch.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7106|Washington, DC

They're gonna patch 2142?
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7268|Jupiter
You guys are idiots, the game hasnt even come out yet, wouldnt it be ironic if the game came out perfect after all of your bitching. and if it does, im gonna shove it in your face.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7073|Seattle

I haven't read much about it. Will it have frickin' LAZERS Mr Bigglezworth
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7265|Singapore

2142 actually is a fake. There's not going to be such a game. Its just the number of patches its going to take to fix bf2.

Gen.BadSnipaDay duuuuuude dangit just chill willya. It won't come out perfect though, but I WILL buy it.
JeSTeR_Player1
Flying Solo
+98|7246|Canada, Ont
BF2142 is actually:

BF2 Patch 1.42.

It was a Typo.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7166|Tampa Bay Florida
11. Teamkill for jets/aircraft/spacecraft by pulling out your lightsaber and stabbing the pilot through the window.

Last edited by Spearhead (2006-05-08 21:10:21)

genius_man16
Platinum Star whore
+365|7154|Middle of nowhere
#1 i have a feeling that they've prepared for these kind of things

#2 if they haven't, i'll bet you gave ideas to a whole bunch of asshats

#3 i like #5

even though i want to be a Mech whore
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7265|Singapore

JeSTeR_Player1 wrote:

BF2142 is actually:

BF2 Patch 1.42.

It was a Typo.
Fucking well said. +1
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7241|Dallas
BF2142 Fast Fact:  The BF2142 engine, which according to EA "will be made entirely out of poop", will in fact be made out of dissolved fat, taken from liposuction clinics.
First_and_Only
Member
+4|7052|ON, Canada
on;y thing i can c is u probably cant blow up your own titans and the driver of the apc dosnt launch the pods the player that is in them does that be 2 easy fixes to some of your fore seen problems
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7265|Singapore

Then where's the realism.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7241|Dallas

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:

BF2142 is not a new game if it uses the fucking BF2 engine which is already more than a year old. Whoever thinks this is anything but extortion is a dimwit.
OK then. 

Rolaids.
ThundergodTyLor
You am dee best!
+34|7172|RCM Headquarters
Doesnt Rolaids spell relief?  Not quick fix. =P
im_in_heaven
Member
+27|7064
the game sounds awful sry
Defiance
Member
+438|7147

Nicely done Cougar.

If I may,

12) Stick "Futuristic C4" to the squadleader bot, detonate under a friendly mech, watch mech wreckage fall on top of pod launching car causing driver to freak out and launch unknowing noobs onto their own titan, go through the security gates with no problem and blow it to all hell. Losing the match.

Last edited by Defiance (2006-05-08 19:07:47)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7241|Dallas

Defiance wrote:

Nicely done Cougar.

If I may,

12) Stick "Futuristic C4" to the squadleader bot, detonate under a friendly mech, watch mech wreckage fall on top of pod launching car causing driver to freak out and launch unknowing noobs onto their own titan, go through the security gates with no problem and blow it to all hell. Losing the match.
LOL, +1.

I gotta feeling I'm gonna have fun with the pod cars.
VeNg3nCe^
¦Tactics Øver Principles¦
+314|7182|Antarctica

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:

How to win BF2142:

1) Buy QuakeWars.
omfgpwn
Banned
+-1|7040
buy quakewars or 2142 and you like men
Defiance
Member
+438|7147

omfgpwn wrote:

buy quakewars or 2142 and you like men
Don't be disrespecting the BF series.

Cougar wrote:

I gotta feeling I'm gonna have fun with the pod cars.
Let's hope. I wonder if we can use those pods as weapons...hehe...

"Bob! Get in the tube!"

"But I don't want to die!"

"GET IN THE FUCKING TUBE AND YOU'LL DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY!"

"ok..."

*BOOM* *You killed nooblet#2*

"Bob was a good soldier...an honest man...*continue eulogy*"

Last edited by Defiance (2006-05-08 20:31:21)

mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|7314|A Small Isle in the Tropics

New n00bish expression.. MechaWh0re.. or MegaWh0re..

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