Me = Me (duh)
GF = Girlfriend
GF: Hi! Do you wanna meet up today?
Me: Sorry babe, but I have an appointment with a friend
GF: To do what?
Me: Eh, play...computer...games
GF: Wow, you guys are the shit! *rolls eyes* Is he coming to your place?
Me: Eh..no..we are meeting up
GF: Where?
Me: ... online...
GF: Geez. Have I met him?
Me: No.
... (silence)
GF: Have YOU met him??
Me: ...
GF: What's his name?
Me: I *cough* hm? Oh, his name...his NAME?
GF: Yes!
Me: Ehr...SirFucksYouUp69
GF: Call me when I mean something to you!
Me: Er...I love you!
...
Me: Hello..?
GF = Girlfriend
GF: Hi! Do you wanna meet up today?
Me: Sorry babe, but I have an appointment with a friend
GF: To do what?
Me: Eh, play...computer...games
GF: Wow, you guys are the shit! *rolls eyes* Is he coming to your place?
Me: Eh..no..we are meeting up
GF: Where?
Me: ... online...
GF: Geez. Have I met him?
Me: No.
... (silence)
GF: Have YOU met him??
Me: ...
GF: What's his name?
Me: I *cough* hm? Oh, his name...his NAME?
GF: Yes!
Me: Ehr...SirFucksYouUp69
GF: Call me when I mean something to you!
Me: Er...I love you!
...
Me: Hello..?