BF2S Forums Excerpt from actual conversation

Here's a conversation that happened to me once:

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Voice: uhh hi... can I speak to Ella (my ex)
Me: no she's not here
Voice: can you tell her that Wild Flower called?
Me: say what?
Voice: can you tell her that Wild Flower from the Garden called?
Me: ooook, I'll uhh let her know when she's back

Apparently the "Garden" is some chat room and her friends nick is WildFlower... caught me off guard a bit lol

gunnaboy wrote:

you could also try to get a girlfriend that plays the game and knows how important it is to you. Unfortunately i now have to build another computer for her to be able to play cause we argue over whos turn it is.

I feel the pain! I started cooking dinner last night and was talking to my girl. I turned around and she wasn't in the kitchen. Next thing I know I hear "Challenge EVERYTHING!" coming from my bedroom. Had to listen to gunfire while making stir fry. That sucked!



Just bought a new vid card so my girl can play the game using my old one. Fortunately she has a have decent computer already, but the FX5700 in her rig won't cut it I think. Gave me an excuse to upgrade my FX5900 .

Tor77 wrote:

Me = Me (duh)
GF = Girlfriend


GF: Hi! Do you wanna meet up today?
Me: Sorry babe, but I have an appointment with a friend
GF: To do what?
Me: Eh, play...computer...games
GF: Wow, you guys are the shit! *rolls eyes* Is he coming to your place?
Me: Eh..no..we are meeting up
GF: Where?
Me: ... online...
GF: Geez. Have I met him?
Me: No.
... (silence)
GF: Have YOU met him??
Me: ...
GF: What's his name?
Me: I *cough* hm? Oh, his name...his NAME?
GF: Yes!
Me: Ehr...SirFucksYouUp69
GF: Call me when I mean something to you!
Me: Er...I love you!
...
Me: Hello..?

Thats brilliant, lol Can't tell you how annoyed my girlfriend gets when I play on my computer - usually wait for her to go to sleep then sneak upstairs to play BF2 (and yes I do mean upstairs - my house is upside-down)

Dude............if you choose to play BF2 instead of getting "balls deep" in your girlfirend, then you might as well sit at home and watch The Notebook, while eating Bon-Bons and crying on your couch. There are two kinds of people in this world. Hunters, and gatherers. You need to drop your basket and pick up a spear.........before you end up with sombodys cack in your mouth.





RIP 4067

They've also been aspiring to create technology on the level of computers, and create and inter-connected network for communication like the Internet, so one could argue that fat nerds sitting around talking in chat rooms and playing video games are also participating in the things humanity has aspired to for ages.

Edit: And just for reference, I don't support fat nerds sitting around, eating twinkies, never going outside, etc., but to judge them on the basis of what humanity aspires to is kind of baseless.

Last edited by Torin (2006-05-09 13:46:56)

Keep her in line.

King_County_Downy wrote:

You have no idea how many arguments I get in with my girlfriend when I'm "TRYING" to play.

me: "yeah! yeah! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!"
phone: ring ring
me: "I've been invited to Charlie Squad. Sweet!!" page up.
phone: ring ring
charlie squad: "Downy, give us a hand! I need a medic!!"
phone: ring ring
me: "you're alive buddy, now get back to the fight!"
me: "fuck!!! HELLO?"
GF: "What are you doing?"
me: "Trying to play my game can I call you back in 5?"
GF: "So do you want to come up later?"
me: "no"
GF: "fine call me back dick-"
me: click. "Alright, yer good to go!!"
me: "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! yeah! Yeah!"
phone: ring ring
me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO PLAY!!"
GF: click

Whehehe lol +1 for that

Here is my dilema EVERY night.  My girlfriend loves vieying for my attention.

Me: Ohh damnit he got me again.
GF: Who?
Me: Ohh just some guy on here
GF: What he get you with?
Me: It's not important.
GF: My boobs are important.
Me: Yeah, mmHmm.
GF: Really, they are, look at them.
Me: I'm BUSY.
GF: **Walks up and puts her tits on the back of my neck**
GF: What's important now?
Me: STOP IT BITCH!!  Go cook something.
GF: No.  You need to wubby me!
Me: You need to go cook something and STFU or you need to get out.
GF: You're an asshole, you know that?
Me: Yeah I do.  Now, Hamburger Helper, chop chop.

Cougar wrote:

Here is my dilema EVERY night.  My girlfriend loves vieying for my attention.

Me: Ohh damnit he got me again.
GF: Who?
Me: Ohh just some guy on here
GF: What he get you with?
Me: It's not important.
GF: My boobs are important.
Me: Yeah, mmHmm.
GF: Really, they are, look at them.
Me: I'm BUSY.
GF: **Walks up and puts her tits on the back of my neck**
GF: What's important now?
Me: STOP IT BITCH!!  Go cook something.
GF: No.  You need to wubby me!
Me: You need to go cook something and STFU or you need to get out.
GF: You're an asshole, you know that?
Me: Yeah I do.  Now, Hamburger Helper, chop chop.

hmm pity.

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:

RDMC(2) wrote:

Yeah, lesson being this: Don't get a GF who won't let you have any other priorities other than her.

exactly what he said

Unless you haven't figured it out, that is what a relationship is. You become one with someone else, and them with you.

Women WANT you to pay attention to them... it is part of their biological makeup. If you pay no attention to them, then they are getting their attention from somewhere else. If that's the case, don't fucking cry when you find out she's been cheating on you physically or emotionally. And don't blame her for it either.

I'd venture to say you've never had a real relationship then. Yes, women want attention, but there is a difference between a woman needing your total attention at her beck and call (aka being whipped), and her being able to accept that you have other priorities that deserve attention too. There is a huge difference between paying NO attention to them, and allowing yourself time to do other things as well. It's called balance, a novel idea, I know.

Any bitch that won't leave you be for a time to play BF2, is an overly-needy high maintenance bitch that should be dropped asap, I don't care how hot she is. I don't know about you guys, but I need a break from all of life's shit, and that break is BF2, it's not paying attention to my wife. There is a time and place for everything, and women be damned, I'm not going to spend all my off-hours succumbing to the attention needs of women. I have a wife and 2 daughters, I'll have my own time damnit.

"You become one with someone else, and them with you." How cliche. This reeks of inexperience with a real meaningful relationship. Sorry, this isn't Dr. Phil.

Anyways, to the OP, great thread. Don't mind us bickering over relationships, I just can't stand people that think because they got it with 5 girls means they know everything about relationships, and can comdemn anyone who don't make it a priority.

To Agamemnar, take your judgement elsewhere, no one is impressed.

Tor77 wrote:

Me = Me (duh)
GF = Girlfriend


GF: Hi! Do you wanna meet up today?
Me: Sorry babe, but I have an appointment with a friend
GF: To do what?
Me: Eh, play...computer...games
GF: Wow, you guys are the shit! *rolls eyes* Is he coming to your place?
Me: Eh..no..we are meeting up
GF: Where?
Me: ... online...
GF: Geez. Have I met him?
Me: No.
... (silence)
GF: Have YOU met him??
Me: ...
GF: What's his name?
Me: I *cough* hm? Oh, his name...his NAME?
GF: Yes!
Me: Ehr...SirFucksYouUp69
GF: Call me when I mean something to you!
Me: Er...I love you!
...
Me: Hello..?

i'm sure she was thrilled you blew her off for someone you've never met, someone you don't know the name of, and for a computer game that will still be there after the night's over. Some of the responses in this thread amaze me. Whenever I think I'd rather play this game than go out with my girlfriend I have the awareness to step back. Unless you're lucky like some of these guys who have a girlfriend/wife who plays or shares interest, how the hell do you justify playing a game rather than "meeting up" with your significant other?