Funny stuff other player come out with.

2006-05-09 08:10:25

#1

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|7215

Last night I was comander on Ghost Town on the SAS side, I was in the SAS uncap, doing the comander stuff, I did a scan ans notice one of the enemy was going after my Assets.

So I spotted him, crept up and shot him before he could do any damage, A little while latter the same player is back again, so of couse I kill him, this goes on for most of the game.

Near the end of round I killed him again and this pops up on the screen.

"God you are nothing but a base camper" from the player I had stopped getting the Comand Assets.

I can safely say this Is the first time I have been called a base camper in my own Main, guess I must have pissed him off, by stopping him blowing up the comand assets.

What wonderful words of wisdom have you seen come from other gamers?

2006-05-09 08:12:53

#2

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7041|Area 51

I had a sort of similar experience, I was playing Songhua Stalemate and I was the commander so I chose the Spec ops kit lay c4 around the flag, did a scan and saw this blackhawk flying along the edge of the map towards our main base, so I get of commander mode, wait for the BH to be in range of my C4 and blew him up, the next thing he said that I was a base raper, whilst I only protected my own base..

2006-05-09 08:26:29

#3

howler_27: Member; +90|7163

Point and case:
If dude is dumb enough to keep coming back again and again to get killed, he's probably just as dumb in not realizing that YOU are the enemy commander, and THE biggest asset to take out. +1 karma for tring to educate a dolt of the gamer society.

2006-05-09 08:40:36

#4

chittydog: less busy; +586|7311|Kubra, Damn it!

Wow, it wasn't some guy named shotgun was it?

I was also playing Ghost Town last night and this moron on my team spent the entire round trying to blow the SAS commander assets. He'd go for the UAV, then call for supplies. I joined his squad and spawned on him as supply, then followed him for a minute. He'd dump all five packs on an asset, then start screaming for supplies. Of course, he was dead before he had the chance to actually get resupplied. After that I went my own way, but watched him go back time after time. He ended up with a score of 3.

2006-05-09 08:56:54

#5

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7074|Cheshire. UK

If I remember rightly on ghost town as commander you dont have to camp...there are buildings near by!! surely you can find a nice comfy bed and let the enemy get on with raping your uncappable base?? ...sheesh have you guys no Idea how to play this game......

2006-05-09 11:15:39

#6

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7195|Melbourne, Australia

wat a newb lawl =]

2006-05-09 11:17:05

#7

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|7215

Just had another one.

"paranoid is that what you can only do is shoot people in the back"

I didnt realise you had to wait for them to turn around.

2006-05-09 11:27:08

#8

1927(h): Guest

But it's not even half term is it? You must of killed the poor fecker continualsly. If given the chance he'd be over your dead body jumping, spamming, etc.

Is that what the kids of today call Teabagging?

2006-05-09 11:43:06

#9

alpinestar: Member; +304|7072|New York City baby.

I don't know if anyone is doing it but when Im on USMC @ wake island I drop supplies crates when jets take off like half way through runway I crashed quite large amount of them with this technique, also dropping artillery where jets respawn always get about 3-5 kills the fun part is no jet whoring for PLA where ever you go you see them teamkilling for jets or jumping under wheels so they can punish you but beeing USMC commander solves a lot of problems on PLA team muahahahha

2006-05-09 11:43:08

#10

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7170|Howell, Mi USA

Asshat players are fun, they make things interesting.

I had a game on Kubra on time where i rolled into the Refueling station base in my APC and started lowering the flag. An enemy AT guy spawns at the flag and i think...AT with lots of cover+APC in tight spot=Not good so i killed him, natually. After i cap the flag i see a kick vote with my name on it and this asshat player i just killed is calling me a baseraper. i said i wasn't baseraping i was capping your flag. but he insisted i was. And so 2 failed kick votes and a 10 minute arguement between guys from both teams, an admin finally steped in and told this idiot to shut up or be kicked. And btw he was my only kill at the flag, if thats baserapeing then i quit this game.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-05-09 11:54:08

#11

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7313

And people wonder why I ignore most of the stuff posted during games.

2006-05-09 12:05:43

#12

bullit: Tank Troll; +71|7165|London, UK

man the other day was tank whoring on maashtur city, i had to fend of a blackhawk always suiciding into me with the pilot still in the damn chopper thinkin it was hilarious or sumat with his own team in the chopper , then when i lost the tank at last i had to go back to the MEC power plant by myself to recap the damn flag and he said bullit going for the tank again r ya?

and i said

my name: <<<tank whore

Last edited by bullit (2006-05-09 12:07:00)

http://bf3s.com/player/175948227

2006-05-09 12:08:59

#13

INCSOC: Member since 1984; +113|7155|Denver, CO

I've been called a hacker for crushing the SpecOps or Sniper campers with a Crate

2006-05-09 12:12:58

#14

l41e: Member; +677|7124

Me [Artillery] Douchebag

Douchebag*DEAD*: fuking hacker theres no such thing as arty in bf

(note: his rank: private)

WARNING!!! Douchebag, your language is unacceptable. Please keep it clean.

Douchebag: dude i dont car about my fucking languge this fagot hacks

Douchebag has been kicked from server.
Douchebag has been disconnected from server.

2006-05-09 12:19:26

#15

RimReaper: Member; +8|7179

I was playing Ghost Town last night as well and ran into the same problem

When people start camping with tanks, I will load up my ATV with C4 and park it right up their tail pipe.
Well, I was killing the same guy over and over because he just couldn't leave the tank alone

He finally piped up, "Reaper is that all you know how to do?"

Hippies

2006-05-09 12:21:06

#16

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7170|Howell, Mi USA

Lmao ^^^ no such thing as arty in Bf. wtf? He doesn't even deserve the name newb. LoL

Last edited by Cbass (2006-05-09 12:24:39)

2006-05-09 12:22:12

#17

kkolodsick: Member; +14|7142

paranoid101 wrote:
Just had another one.

"paranoid is that what you can only do is shoot people in the back"

I didnt realise you had to wait for them to turn around.

I normally tap them on the shoulder and wait. It's just plain rude to shoot a man in the back.

2006-05-09 12:28:22

#18

[zulu]steviep831: Member; +6|7109|Florida

Burning_Monkey wrote:
And people wonder why I ignore most of the stuff posted during games.

I ignore more than half the stuff posted. Most of the time it's just a bunch of whiners whining about something.... need supplies.... need medic.... you kill me too much....wah

2006-05-09 12:36:38

#19

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7286|Nårvei

We had an message on warlord where a Enginner on the british team asked if anyone could come over and blow up the british commander assets so he could repair them.

Of course i`ll be right over i stated and burned tires on my atv and emptied my C4`s and blew up the Uav and satlink, he was then good enough to have a supplycrate (he must have been commander) near by so i could get additional C4`s.

As he started to repair the Uav and got that going i killed him and blew it up again and the artillery of course stole their tank and got going.

Just about 15 seconds later he cursed me out with messages about me being a motherfu*** and so on and so forth, he was off that map pretty fast after that.

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-09 12:41:55

#20

dannydee223: Banned; +7|7048

i had blew up an enemy chopper with the TV guided

the guy complained that he couldnt here the lock on tone so he called me a hacker nd initiaited a kick vote against me in which then, i did it again and the admin booted the guy out for stupidity

2006-05-09 13:18:07

#21

l41e: Member; +677|7124

[zulu]steviep831 wrote:
Burning_Monkey wrote:
And people wonder why I ignore most of the stuff posted during games.
I ignore more than half the stuff posted. Most of the time it's just a bunch of whiners whining about something.... need supplies.... need medic.... you kill me too much....wah

Needing supplies and needing a medic is whining?

2006-05-09 13:25:20

#22

M1-Lightning: Jeepers Creepers; +136|7207|Peoria, Illinois

I took out the Havoc repeatedly with a tv missile on Sharqi while it was still on the pad...before they reduced the distance in the patch. The guy thought it was impossible to do that and that I had to be using a no-fog hack.

2006-05-11 08:47:01

#23

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|7215

Just been playing Special Forces on the Surge Map.

I was using the PKM, I came across an enemy running toword me, so I dive to the ground and shoot his ass,

When this pops up :- "Sigh, more Prone spammers".

Since when is it against the rules to go prone when firing your weapon.

Make you want to weep some of the players you come across.

2006-05-11 08:55:46

#24

[1stSSF]=Nuka=: Banned; +23|7226|PDX Metro Area, OR, US, SOL

k30dxedle wrote:
[zulu]steviep831 wrote:
Burning_Monkey wrote:
And people wonder why I ignore most of the stuff posted during games.
I ignore more than half the stuff posted. Most of the time it's just a bunch of whiners whining about something.... need supplies.... need medic.... you kill me too much....wah
Needing supplies and needing a medic is whining?

I *could* be wrong, but I think that was an ironic statement...but I could be wrong, too...if it wasn't

2006-05-11 10:03:31

#25

Mike<Eagle23>: BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are; +359|7204|Germany

Some time ago (I was still a Gunny) there was a private (I forgot his name, but he had about 30 points) on a wake server...
I was US commander, sitting in the AA and my first arty strike hit nothing. Well this happens once in a while, but this guy started to talk about me wasting everything and so on, wanted to become commander himself...

While doing this he died a lot, after ten minutes he had about 12 deaths, 0 kills and -2 points, but was still bitching around so i said: "shut up noob, get some points and come back when you are older"
his answer was that i do nothing else than play and shit like that (I had an average of 1 hour per day)

another comment: "get a mic, idiot" (Voip was turned of on that server)

Btw, he did not stop to request arty on a friendly flag attacked by a single enemy, surrounded by at least 4 of our men...

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