BF2S Forums Airdropped strippers.

yerded wrote:

KingLou wrote:

Since no-one asked for airdropped vehicles, I figure airdropped strippers would make as much, if not MORE sense.

I feel this could be used very effectively by the commander to distract the enemy.  The US team would be incapacitated with boners.......the PLA guys would be busy forking over large wads of cash (assuming that Chinese soldiers are exactly the same as rich Japanese businessmen.....they are right?)......and the MEC guys would be hard at work throwing acid in her face, and setting her on fire.  This would be the perfect opportunity to drop arty, and coordinate a strike to mop up the remnants.

It's a good idea.  You can't argue with it.

KiL

PS- stereotypes are also good.

How about air dropped liberals to sow guilt and remorse.

KingLou wrote:

yerded wrote:

will they fall naked or strip on the way down?

Hmm.....interesting.  I'm gonna say that they have to actually strip, otherwise they'd just be "airdropped naked bitches".......which may be just as distracting.  I think, however, the additional music and dancing that comes with strippers over plain old naked bitches has the potential to make airdropped strippers a more robust commander asset.

DeadboyUSMC wrote:

To help facilitate the bewildering action of the strippers, Support kits will now be given stacks of $1 dollar bills to distribute amongst the rest of the squad. Also, Spec Ops will get $20 bills to sneak onto the enemy soldier's vest to force a lap dance upon him, rendering him incapacitated.

DeadboyUSMC wrote:

To help facilitate the bewildering action of the strippers, Support kits will now be given stacks of $1 dollar bills to distribute amongst the rest of the squad. Also, Spec Ops will get $20 bills to sneak onto the enemy soldier's vest to force a lap dance upon him, rendering him incapacitated.