tthf
Member 5307
+210|7216|06-01
get tsintzu to take a bite out of it and.....
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|7297|A Small Isle in the Tropics

...and stuff it into the tailpipe of a Vodnik and see it goes Mach 3 round Karkand. The vodnik completes 2 Karkand circuit and comes to a screeching halt at the Hotel. And the..
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7197|The Hague, Netherlands

Chickenman who seemed to be at hotel when the vodnik came, said. YOU DUMB BABOON, I'M TELLING MAMMIE, but..........
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kilroy0097
Kilroy Is Here!
+81|7302|Bryan/College Station, TX
before he could tell MAMMIE the erection came shooting out of the tailpipe like a bomb and shot across the street beheading a passing soldier. His comrades stare in disbelief and say...
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7229|AUS, Canberra
i havnt seen a dick be that tricky since polarbearz pulled a rabbit out his hat at the....
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7197|The Hague, Netherlands

white house, buch looked and said......
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tthf
Member 5307
+210|7216|06-01
damn that bearz has a mighty small.....

Last edited by tthf (2006-05-15 04:56:29)

kilroy0097
Kilroy Is Here!
+81|7302|Bryan/College Station, TX
set of ...
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis
Phatso
The Moisture
+49|7154|South Africa
hands, which won't be able to hold my... Desert Eagle... so i gave...
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7197|The Hague, Netherlands

him 2 tickets for the doctor, but he came back with......
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THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7229|AUS, Canberra
1 ticket for barbara strisand that he got from a....
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7216|06-01
dodgy chinaman in.....
Phatso
The Moisture
+49|7154|South Africa
plastic surgeon cos Brabra Streisand has a very big plastic...
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7197|The Hague, Netherlands

male bear who hasn't seen anybody for 30 years so hes a bit.......

(well this one wasn't for the one before me, but it can be done lol)
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IkoShinra264
Member
+1|7158|Milton Keynes, England
(confusion over last 3 posts, im going after the bear one)

scared of contact with anyone and anything, including himself. He randomly explodes in a massive explosion taking out several....
ExtremeSpy506
Code Red Pro Sniper Guy
+45|7097|Olympus Mons, Mars
Trains and The tank engine was....

Last edited by ExtremeSpy506 (2006-05-15 14:54:13)

tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7117| United States of America
committed homaside...
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|7297|A Small Isle in the Tropics

trying to graft all the furs back onto the Bear. He calls for "Medic! Medic!" and..

Last edited by mikeshw (2006-05-15 17:40:39)

ExtremeSpy506
Code Red Pro Sniper Guy
+45|7097|Olympus Mons, Mars
a guy explodes him with...
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7216|06-01
tomato strapped with C4 causing......
ExtremeSpy506
Code Red Pro Sniper Guy
+45|7097|Olympus Mons, Mars
it to splat out tomato juice...
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7114|Brisbane, Australia

which splattered onto a nearby passing tank, which then proceeded to......
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7190|Uhh... erm...
swivel its turret, hitting...
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7197|The Hague, Netherlands

A giant monkey with a........
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Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7190|Uhh... erm...
big bunch of banana bombs. They all detonate...

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