I am so damned awesome.

2006-05-15 01:44:41

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

I am so damned awesome that I didn't even know I was 1337. Personally, I always thought that "1337" was the most idiotic thing ever created.........until....

I was looking on the leaderboards for all the countries in the world and I noticed that I out rank everyone in the country's of:

Antigua and Barbuda
Anguilla
Armenia
Netherlands Antilles
Angola
American Samoa
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Barbados
Bangladesh
Burkina Faso
Bahrain
Burundi
Benin
Bermuda
Brunei Darussalam
Bolivia
Bhutan
Botswana
Belarus
Belize
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Central African Republic
Congo
Cook Islands
Cameroon
Costa Rica
Cuba (!!!CUBA??!!)
Cape Verde
Christmas Island
Djibouti
Dominica
Ecuador
Eritrea
Fiji
Falkland Islands
Faroe Islands
Gabon

......I mean thats not EVEN half the list. YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! I mean I beat out CUBA and the FALKLAND ISLANDS!!! YEAH BABY!! The UK had WARS over the Faulklands and I am SOOOO much better than them, England needs to be fighting over my priceless ass! And CUBA, WOOT take that Commies!!!

Ohh God what am I thinking? I am sorry for wasting your time.........................BUT NOT FOR KICKING BOTSWANA'S ASS, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

2006-05-15 01:49:27

#2

masculata: Member; +24|7154|45° 30',North by 73° 35',West

Sweet!! Thanks for the laugh +1

2006-05-15 01:52:28

#3

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7193

ZOMG!!! cougar, i am honoured by knowing u, wanna become a ninja? its not too late

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2006-05-15 01:54:06

#4

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
ZOMG!!! cougar, i am honoured by knowing u, wanna become a ninja? its not too late

OMGWTFBBQ I'M IN NINJA SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!

Today I learned how not to use numchucks. My balls hurt.

2006-05-15 01:56:10

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7150|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cougar wrote:
I am so damned awesome that I didn't even know I was 1337. Personally, I always thought that "1337" was the most idiotic thing ever created.........until....

I was looking on the leaderboards for all the countries in the world and I noticed that I out rank everyone in the country's of:

Antigua and Barbuda
Anguilla
Armenia
Netherlands Antilles
Angola
American Samoa
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Barbados
Bangladesh
Burkina Faso
Bahrain
Burundi
Benin
Bermuda
Brunei Darussalam
Bolivia
Bhutan
Botswana
Belarus
Belize
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Central African Republic
Congo
Cook Islands
Cameroon
Costa Rica
Cuba (!!!CUBA??!!)
Cape Verde
Christmas Island
Djibouti
Dominica
Ecuador
Eritrea
Fiji
Falkland Islands
Faroe Islands
Gabon

......I mean thats not EVEN half the list. YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! I mean I beat out CUBA and the FALKLAND ISLANDS!!! YEAH BABY!! The UK had WARS over the Faulklands and I am SOOOO much better than them, England needs to be fighting over my priceless ass! And CUBA, WOOT take that Commies!!!

Ohh God what am I thinking? I am sorry for wasting your time.........................BUT NOT FOR KICKING BOTSWANA'S ASS, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Quality stuff soldier. Do you have a link for these international leaderboards? Thanks for the laugh, +1

2006-05-15 01:56:31

#6

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7193

Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
ZOMG!!! cougar, i am honoured by knowing u, wanna become a ninja? its not too late
OMGWTFBBQ I'M IN NINJA SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!

Today I learned how not to use numchucks. My balls hurt.

your training shall being tommorow

lesson 1: how to be stealthy
lesson 2: how to get babes to love u
lesson 3: assasination

2006-05-15 01:59:48

#7

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7287|Nårvei

Thats ........ 1337 :-)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-15 01:59:48

#8

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
ZOMG!!! cougar, i am honoured by knowing u, wanna become a ninja? its not too late
OMGWTFBBQ I'M IN NINJA SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!

Today I learned how not to use numchucks. My balls hurt.
your training shall being tommorow

lesson 1: how to be stealthy
lesson 2: how to get babes to love u
lesson 3: assasination

OHH SWEET!

When do I get to learn how to...ya know.....JUST FLIP OUT and kill everything? Then I can beat Firestorm!!

2006-05-15 02:02:15

#9

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7193

Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:

OMGWTFBBQ I'M IN NINJA SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!

Today I learned how not to use numchucks. My balls hurt.
your training shall being tommorow

lesson 1: how to be stealthy
lesson 2: how to get babes to love u
lesson 3: assasination
OHH SWEET!

When do I get to learn how to...ya know.....JUST FLIP OUT and kill everything? Then I can beat Firestorm!!

lesson 200... patience young ninja, when u learn how to flip out and kill, not even chuck norris can kill you

2006-05-15 02:05:30

#10

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7054|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

your training shall being tommorow

lesson 1: how to be stealthy
lesson 2: how to get babes to love u
lesson 3: assasination
OHH SWEET!

When do I get to learn how to...ya know.....JUST FLIP OUT and kill everything? Then I can beat Firestorm!!
lesson 200... patience young ninja, when u learn how to flip out and kill, not even chuck norris can kill you

Tsss...bullshit...chuck norris can pwn anything on this world...lets say you can beat up everything...BUT! Not chuck norris...

Chuck norris is the 1337 #2!

2006-05-15 02:26:12

#11

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

your training shall being tommorow

lesson 1: how to be stealthy
lesson 2: how to get babes to love u
lesson 3: assasination
OHH SWEET!

When do I get to learn how to...ya know.....JUST FLIP OUT and kill everything? Then I can beat Firestorm!!
lesson 200... patience young ninja, when u learn how to flip out and kill, not even chuck norris can kill you

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Whoa.......man.......dude, nothing beats Chuck Norris. If you could glue the Ace of Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs together with a Wild Joker and play it every hand, that would be called the Chuck Norris manuever.

2006-05-15 03:44:32

#12

4_Phucsache: Property of BF2s©; +112|7059|Brisbane Australia

Ya know im only a dumbass Aussie thats only just started coming to this forum but I have already learnt to run a search each day for new posts by Couger lmao....keep up the good work man

2006-05-15 04:09:36

#13

<[onex]>Headstone: Member; +102|7179|New York

Thats some funny stuff C LOL. But remember, some of those countries Only have One computer LMAO.

+1 for the laugh this A.M. LOL

2006-05-15 04:18:13

#14

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7194|Riva, MD

Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Cougar wrote:

OHH SWEET!

When do I get to learn how to...ya know.....JUST FLIP OUT and kill everything? Then I can beat Firestorm!!
lesson 200... patience young ninja, when u learn how to flip out and kill, not even chuck norris can kill you
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Whoa.......man.......dude, nothing beats Chuck Norris. If you could glue the Ace of Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs together with a Wild Joker and play it every hand, that would be called the Chuck Norris manuever.

The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris at night.

2006-05-15 04:19:16

#15

Zukabazuka: Member; +23|7162

I would like to know how you got these stats.

2006-05-15 04:21:40

#16

CrazeD: Member; +368|7150|Maine

_j5689_ wrote:
Cougar wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

lesson 200... patience young ninja, when u learn how to flip out and kill, not even chuck norris can kill you
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Whoa.......man.......dude, nothing beats Chuck Norris. If you could glue the Ace of Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs together with a Wild Joker and play it every hand, that would be called the Chuck Norris manuever.
The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris at night.

LMAO!

2006-05-15 04:31:50

#17

a fly: Member; +105|7121|The netherlands

i know how!!!

[SOB]_Cougar is playing Strike At Karkand on Pistols / Knifes Karkand, but normely theres tanks beeing used in knife and pistol servers....

*can i have my award now *

Last edited by a fly (2006-05-15 04:32:24)

2006-05-15 04:45:04

#18

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

YES^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

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Cookie for you!!

2006-05-15 05:03:28

#19

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7142|NT, like Mick Dundee

This thread is beggining to remind me of the old enemy boat spotted threads.... Only this is funnier....

Hope the_heart_attack finds it as funny as everybody else does...

BTW.... Chuck Norris is a ninja... That is why other ninjas can't kill him.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-05-15 05:16:31

#20

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

Flecco wrote:
This thread is beggining to remind me of the old enemy boat spotted threads.... Only this is funnier....

Hope the_heart_attack finds it as funny as everybody else does...

Find it funny like he will delete it or find it funny like a sticky?

If this crap thread goes sticky or featured I will seriously crap my pants in laughter! All the great guides out there bested by a thread about Botswana and Ninja's, ROFL!

2006-05-15 05:19:45

#21

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7266|Singapore

*rapes cougar*

I'm the god amongst men. You're still human.

2006-05-15 05:20:14

#22

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7241|Dallas

Zukabazuka wrote:
I would like to know how you got these stats.

On the BF2S.com homepage click the "All Leaderboards" Link below the Top 10 and then sort by country.

2006-05-15 05:29:37

#23

CrazeD: Member; +368|7150|Maine

Cougar wrote:
Zukabazuka wrote:
I would like to know how you got these stats.
On the BF2S.com homepage click the "All Leaderboards" Link below the Top 10 and then sort by country.

So you sat there and clicked through all those countries? LOL! You must have been really bored

2006-05-15 05:31:19

#24

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7240

Cougar wrote:
I am so damned awesome that I didn't even know I was 1337. Personally, I always thought that "1337" was the most idiotic thing ever created.........until....

I was looking on the leaderboards for all the countries in the world and I noticed that I out rank everyone in the country's of:

Antigua and Barbuda
Anguilla
Armenia
Netherlands Antilles
Angola
American Samoa
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Barbados
Bangladesh
Burkina Faso
Bahrain
Burundi
Benin
Bermuda
Brunei Darussalam
Bolivia
Bhutan
Botswana
Belarus
Belize
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Central African Republic
Congo
Cook Islands
Cameroon
Costa Rica
Cuba (!!!CUBA??!!)
Cape Verde
Christmas Island
Djibouti
Dominica
Ecuador
Eritrea
Fiji
Falkland Islands
Faroe Islands
Gabon

......I mean thats not EVEN half the list. YEAH, WOOOOOOO!!! I mean I beat out CUBA and the FALKLAND ISLANDS!!! YEAH BABY!! The UK had WARS over the Faulklands and I am SOOOO much better than them, England needs to be fighting over my priceless ass! And CUBA, WOOT take that Commies!!!

Ohh God what am I thinking? I am sorry for wasting your time.........................BUT NOT FOR KICKING BOTSWANA'S ASS, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now, how many of those countries can you point to on a globe without reading names? I can get 19.

2006-05-15 05:36:22

#25

CrazeD: Member; +368|7150|Maine

The only one I can point out is Cuba...lol...I suck at geography.

BF2S Forums I am so damned awesome.

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