No 1 Gooner
coopj Dependant
+98|7053|England
Friendly claymores and anti mines,do you no harm yet friendly hand grenades and C4 kill you stone dead! How do they know who to kill? hmmm
Bit similar to Silas's i know but its all i coould think of!lol
Slickfish
Member
+24|7104
You can get hit by art or be C4'd etc and you get a flying lesson instead of being fragged!
Funny to see but unrealistic as hell.

Not to mention lack of blood when shot etc.
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7175|Howell, Mi USA
You can repair an almost destroyed tank with just a wrench.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
ssonrats
Member
+221|7126
How tanks get damaged but look fine(apart from a little smoke) because E.A are lazy bastards.
=OBS= EstebanRey
Member
+256|7031|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth
Here's a good one, but it might just be me!

If you run away from artillery, you always get nailed just as you're leaving the danger zone by some rouge warhead; but if you stay in the same spot, bang in the centre of the fall, and go prone (thus increasing your surface area) you often survive.
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|7099|InGerLand
the defibrilators have a magic infinite power source and never run out, and can even revive people by just hitting their legs or feet or sometimes even from a foot above them whilst you are standing up.
ssonrats
Member
+221|7126
How defibrilators revive friendlies but not dead enemy's
malarkeycoon
Member
+16|7121|Cardiff
If you jump out of a jet or helicopter you can deploy your parachute every time with one press of the "9" key.

If you jump off a building you can furiously smack the "9" key multiple times only to face plant the pavement without a chute in sight.
=OBS= EstebanRey
Member
+256|7031|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth

malarkeycoon wrote:

If you jump out of a jet or helicopter you can deploy your parachute every time with one press of the "9" key.

If you jump off a building you can furiously smack the "9" key multiple times only to face plant the pavement without a chute in sight.
Ummmm, not sure about this one.  I actually think it is well programmed because it doesn't open your chute in the latter example as you are too close to the building and in reality the chute would catch the structure so instead it just doesn't open.  That is actually quite realistic but I see what you mean by it....
C.Schaffer
Member
+19|7079|Sweden
Hahaha
=OBS= EstebanRey
Member
+256|7031|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth
1) You can't jump and shoot because in real life it would affect your accuracy (and EA can't be arsed to programme it correctly so just took the function off all together) and yet,  You can go from standing to prone shooting with perfect accuracy as you fall even though IRL this would be even less accurate than jumping and shooting.

2)  You get TK'ed for a chopper, nothing happens...You TK them back and YOU get kicked (damn admins!!!!)
C.Schaffer
Member
+19|7079|Sweden
i like stuff
captain-a
63 61 70 74 61 69 6e 2d 61
+141|7109|Germany
How artillery can hit a hut made of wood without leaving a single scratch on it.
Delphy
Member
+45|7066|Bristol, UK
And go through roofs but leave no hole?
12inchnick
Member
+17|7112
How all these soldiers are in war in the first place, they all have 5ft vertical leaps with heavy equipment on, they should be in the NBA making millions.
Da_MaDd_HaTtA
Member
+2|7141|Brisbane
a tank round to the face and a medic screams clear and your in the game, a pistol to the leg and youre "killed"

a pistol does more damage than an smg, yet in RL a P90 will go through 2 flak vests or through a combat helmet at 100 m
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7175|Howell, Mi USA

12inchnick wrote:

How all these soldiers are in war in the first place, they all have 5ft vertical leaps with heavy equipment on, they should be in the NBA making millions.
Especially since most of them can do it over and over and over. flippin amazing
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
LSD_Wash
Member
+64|7294
If you get sniped or jostled to death out of a chopper, you mysteriously are transported THROUGH the sealed cockpit to the outside of the chopper and fall to earth.  The chooper has no hole and the co-pilot can take over and fly back to base to pick you up (if he's smart and a decent bloke).
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7078|Seattle

Is it rude to diet in front of fat people?

sorry, it's not about the game, I was just thinking...

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-05-26 12:40:53)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|7063|Eastern USA
This is starting to sound like Murphy's laws of BF2
Erwin_Rommel188
Member
+59|7166|Seattle
No matter how far you are away from a critically injured teammate, they disappear right as you reach them...

Last edited by Erwin_Rommel188 (2006-05-26 12:48:14)

Psycho
Member since 2005
+44|7257|Kansas, USA

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:

2.  You can reload whilst running but you can't shoot.  The only thing you wouldn't be able to do when running in real life is reload and it's the only thing the game allows you to do.
Not true, it is very easy to reload a magazine or cartridge fed weapon on the run. However a belt fed weapon would be near impossible. And as for shooting on the run a machine gun, AT, sniper rifles, and others would be impossible to use on the run with any effectiveness. And, I believe the run is actually a sprint. in which case firing anything but a pistol would be unrealistic.

Good post though.

ssonrats wrote:

How grenades can be thrown 20m max when they could actually be thrown 10x that.
You can throw a grenade 200 meters IRL? I don't think so. And you can throw a grenade in the game a lot further than 20m anyway.

Last edited by Psycho (2006-05-26 12:53:49)

=OBS= EstebanRey
Member
+256|7031|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth
If you're on the MEC/Insurgent team and you do a "jihad jeep" on someone, you lose two points for the suicide when really you should get plus seventy-two (one for every virgin).
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|7160|Denver, CO
1. you can repair 2 artillery fixtures at the same time by chilling in a tank/apc between them 4 times faster than by actually using your wrench on them

2.  a tank blows up when driving through water

3.  a tank can't make it up a 30 degree hill, while a buggy can make it up a 70 degree one

edits

Last edited by INCSOC (2006-05-26 13:09:17)

LanceSavage28
Member
+1|7148|Canada
A grenade launcher is lethal at close range only to the enemy but is completely harmless to the shooter.

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