the Bf2s Ass Kissing Ladder

2006-05-26 08:49:23

#51

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7190|Charlie One Alpha

Heheh. CitizenOne. Heheh. Oooh boy
Welcome to last week's drama: CitizenOne is A PORNSTAR. Or she used a picture of a pornstar. Whatever.
Ahem.. I mean.. HE used a picture of a pornstar. Naw, I think she actually is a girl, but just too ashamed of her real looks .

As for asskissing, I will kiss Polarbearz' ass, I will kiss Chuy's ass (not because he is God but because I think it's awesome that he made bf2s.com for us), and I will kiss Tyferra's ass.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-05-26 08:55:04

#52

Tunacommy: Member; +56|7101|Massachusetts, USA

usmarine2005 wrote:
Tunacommy wrote:
The only ass worth kissing are the ones in ALPHA's SIG's.....I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.....damn.....
I would assume it came from her ass.

you would assume correct sir!

2006-05-26 09:02:31

#53

Tunacommy: Member; +56|7101|Massachusetts, USA

polarbearz wrote:
Must be some shit fetish. Better hope the chick's into it too.

I don't think she'll be very impressed with fecal-matter eating capabilities.

I guess I gave you guys too much credit! The statement is a metaphor representing my willing to do almost anything just to take a look at her ass....not to be taken literally....although she is pretty hot.....hmmm....

2006-05-26 09:04:58

#54

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7244

This is......interesting

2006-05-26 09:06:32

#55

TriggerHappy998: just nothing; +387|7329|-

I see my name a lot here.

2006-05-26 09:07:54

#56

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7290|Marathon, Florida Keys

where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-05-26 09:09:48

#57

[R]age^B-HeKtiC^: You like that, biatch!?; +25|7285|Uk

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh

Your right we hate you

wait where the fuck am i? lol

2006-05-26 09:11:39

#58

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7226|Houston, TX

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh

With all the 15 second time outs you've given me....

I hate you in a chopper, unless I'm gunnin or flyin for ya....

KJ

2006-05-26 09:12:12

#59

TriggerHappy998: just nothing; +387|7329|-

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh

Jesus loves* you.

*hates

2006-05-26 09:13:21

#60

[R]age^B-HeKtiC^: You like that, biatch!?; +25|7285|Uk

TriggerHappy998 wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh
Jesus loves* you.

*hates

lol

2006-05-26 09:15:19

#61

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7290|Marathon, Florida Keys

TriggerHappy998 wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
where the hell am i... traitors

no one likes me wahhh
Jesus loves* you.

*hates

2006-05-26 09:16:32

#62

alpinestar: Member; +304|7077|New York City baby.

I don't know these guys oh wait maybe this is the reason

BF2s.com Total number of registered users: 16472

2006-05-26 10:38:38

#63

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|7113|Derby, England

KtotheIMMY wrote:
This is......interesting

X2

2006-05-26 18:22:24

#64

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7270|Singapore

LaidBackNinja wrote:
As for asskissing, I will kiss Polarbearz' ass, I will kiss Chuy's ass (not because he is God but because I think it's awesome that he made bf2s.com for us), and I will kiss Tyferra's ass.

That's quite some asses there

Notice when the topic wonder to fecal matter fetishes, religious blashphemy, and brown nosing on the overall, trig's always around

2006-05-26 19:24:27

#65

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|7182

I made the original list. Do I win some sort of prize? A scented shampoo perhaps?

2006-05-26 19:25:45

#66

Capt. Foley: Member; +155|7069|Allentown, PA, USA

DrunkenPirate wrote:
Sad cases, all of you.

Yea, seriously, you guys need to get a life.

2006-05-26 19:28:24

#67

mr.widdim: The Second Apostle Of Chuy; +78|7186|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

1. Chuy
2. Chuy
3. Chuy
4. Chuy
5. Chuy

2006-05-26 19:35:26

#68

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7270|Singapore

Capt. Foley wrote:
DrunkenPirate wrote:
Sad cases, all of you.
Yea, seriously, you guys need to get a life.

And posting this proves you're so much better? You're still a fuckwad.

2006-05-26 20:13:03

#69

mad scotsman: Member; +177|7089|scotland

Tunacommy wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Tunacommy wrote:
The only ass worth kissing are the ones in ALPHA's SIG's.....I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.....damn.....
I would assume it came from her ass.
you would assume correct sir!

wow you would eat shit to kiss a hot chicks ass???,,,wow, just WOW

2006-05-26 20:15:23

#70

yerded: Bertinator; +255|7118|Westminster, California

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
pure_beef_69 wrote:
So here it is the Bf2s Social elite.

1. Pure_beef_69- Everyone aspires to him
2. CHUY - Everybody worships chuy
3. Trigger happy
4. Polarbearz (a hero to many)
5. Scrupples- he has the power
6. Citzen one- she is attractive

these people do not ass kiss, they simply have there asses kissed, whats your top five everyone? come on IT WILL BE FUN. I fail to ass kiss, only trigger happy because he is god.
Man, these kind of posts make me wonder if I'm the only one that knows a real world exists outside my PC. I mean, kissing the arse of someone who you have never met and is nothing but a bunch of computer pixels on a screen!

P.S. Anyone who names themselves after a starwars (and/or any other sci-fi trekky-style programme) character is only one stage up from a train spotter.

You shit, bow down before chuy, he made this site dummy.

2006-05-26 20:19:09

#71

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7270|Singapore

Seriously? We need to stop this 'Oh there's a life outside your PC screen'..

For one: You CLAIM you have a life outside, for all we know you're a fucking vegetable who types out posts biting onto a pen. Its the internet. Everyone's anonymous, so fuck off.

2ndly: Don't be so quick to point fingers. You know shit about what I do for starters.

3rdly: How does anyone's nick selection have anything to do with you.

2006-05-27 20:42:44

#72

mr.widdim: The Second Apostle Of Chuy; +78|7186|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

polarbearz wrote:
Seriously? We need to stop this 'Oh there's a life outside your PC screen'..

For one: You CLAIM you have a life outside, for all we know you're a fucking vegetable who types out posts biting onto a pen. Its the internet. Everyone's anonymous, so fuck off.

2ndly: Don't be so quick to point fingers. You know shit about what I do for starters.

3rdly: How does anyone's nick selection have anything to do with you.

^ Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

2006-05-27 20:48:33

#73

rootbeer73: Member; +24|7066|in a small dark place

EvilMonkeySlayer wrote:
Kissing my arse cures you if you have cancer. FACT.

A fact is the bit of skin between the ass and the pussy

2006-05-27 21:01:16

#74

anzus: Wheres the trigger?; +34|7124|Wangaratta, Australia

Skruples wrote:
I made the original list. Do I win some sort of prize? A scented shampoo perhaps?

You get a hug from Chuy!

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usmarine2005 wrote:

Tunacommy wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

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TriggerHappy998 wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

TriggerHappy998 wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

KtotheIMMY wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

DrunkenPirate wrote:

Capt. Foley wrote:

DrunkenPirate wrote:

Tunacommy wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Tunacommy wrote:

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:

pure_beef_69 wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

EvilMonkeySlayer wrote:

Skruples wrote:

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