MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC
The award goes to Electronic Arts (EA) and DICE. They are the greatest motherf*cking noob in my knowledge of gaming history. This is why I think so ......
BF2 is NOT a completely NEW idea of PC gaming. I believe many of you played one of the best free game Enemy Territory and it has this ranking idea with different class; however, once you exit the game, rank resets. Not very eye-catching mambo jumbo graphics but it's free and I used to enjoyed it for hours. I don't recall I encounter bugs and such. People were cool and not much non-sense.
Now lets focus on EA/DICE.  I used to play one of their great release General-Zero Hours. And guess what? They total+completely made the game unplayable with there last patch. You better believe it. People actually do quit playing when it crosses the limit. Not many waste time complaining in the forum and you won't see me much complaining too. I simply move on to the next game. But what I have seen, I just want to express my anger. In Generals-Zero Hours, the last patch changed the game to something that actually many folks quit playing. What happens is, if someone from any team uses a hack and press ALT+CTRL+DEL and close the game, everyone gets a disconnects in their rank. If I remember correct, I was a pretty good player and always used to play with mates. Last my stats was 170 wins 20 loose and 75 disconnects. 75 disconnects just cuz game will go out the sync and disconnect. That was the last patch for EA and as far I know it's not being fixed. Now it's a valley of retarded fat monkey zone. Whenever someone looses the game, they simply crash it.
NOW BF2. I had issues with other patch but I really didn't get pissed off. I had really few CDT and other issues. I really didn't encounter so called RED/BLUE tag. With the new SHITTY PISS POOR patch, I crash to desktop almost every time it finish loads the map or during loading. Not only red/blue tag, our own troops appear in enemy uniform and when I shoot, I DON'T get the MESSAGE that Team Killed but he can punish. Our own troops can speak enemy's language (MEC, CHINESE). Any the most annoying thing.........server crash. EA/DICE says before any patch release that they are testing and blah blah blah. Now my question is. are this guys really testing or just FUCKING with us? What they really test? How much knowledge they really have? I got most of the problem as soon as installed 1.3, so I checked on forums if I am alone. Oh NOOOO, pretty much majority of the people are having issues. So, do you really want me to believe that EA/DICE test the patch? I also read the included READ ME file and about all the fixes. I just asked myself, how writes with stuff coz I wanna take off my pants and shit in his mouth. Truly utter garbage this 1.3. Now when I open up BF2 and new booster pack shows up which doubles my angry. What kinda motherfucking money sucking bunch of fat monkeys we are dealing with. Instead of the new SO CALLED BOOSTER PACK, I expect to see an apology about the screw-up but NO they want another $10 from us. Totally brainless employees withing any business knowledge. Well guess what, I got so angry about their non-sense with booster pack, I purchased HL2-Episode One cuz I am sure it won't be any hassle like BF2 and other EA products.
Flame on me about my PC and ME sucks and you have no problem. Guess what, I don't give a fuck cuz I am about to give up BF2 and I know I won't be missed. I simply can't take it anymore cuz each time if crash, I lost some points. You can say it's nothing but keep in mind, I spend my time on it and they all adds up. Every time I play, I can't focus cuz I am thinking who know when it will crash and eventually it does crash.
So flame me and ask me if I care. If I had the ability to shit on these programmers/testers month, I promise I would do that and spend some time in jail and I would feel really happy 
r0oki3
Member
+13|7031
Please if you dont have anything constructive to say ! fuck off ! kk meight ? you feeling me ? huh ? mmm ?? yeah ???
MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC

r0oki3 wrote:

Please if you dont have anything constructive to say ! fuck off ! kk meight ? you feeling me ? huh ? mmm ?? yeah ???
How I can be constructive when the game crash to desktop and server carshes every 15 min? You should apply to EA for quality control cuz they have people like you working on BF2 patches and BF2142  and look at the "contrcutive" results

Thanks for your "constructive" post anyway 
r0oki3
Member
+13|7031
I invented a new means of counting,
I have chosen to call it the abacus.........
what have you invented ?
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7081|Seattle

I had 2 teamkills on my own squad last night because of that damn bug. He showed up red with the enemy's uniform. I made damn sure I wasn't trippin before I shot him both times. I can't be expected to memorize every person on my teams name. That bug is BULLSHIT.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC

r0oki3 wrote:

I invented a new means of counting,
I have chosen to call it the abacus.........
what have you invented ?
My wife is Chinese. Guess that answers your question 
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|7102|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

MarkPuppets wrote:

r0oki3 wrote:

I invented a new means of counting,
I have chosen to call it the abacus.........
what have you invented ?
My wife is Chinese. Guess that answers your question 
?
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC

King_County_Downy wrote:

I had 2 teamkills on my own squad last night because of that damn bug. He showed up red with the enemy's uniform. I made damn sure I wasn't trippin before I shot him both times. I can't be expected to memorize every person on my teams name. That bug is BULLSHIT.
Tell me about it. Not only that, they also speak enemy's language. I have more then 20 TK since this patch came out. This bug is appearing on 64 player server VERY frequently.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7319|Kubra, Damn it!

MarkPuppets wrote:

r0oki3 wrote:

I invented a new means of counting,
I have chosen to call it the abacus.........
what have you invented ?
My wife is Chinese. Guess that answers your question 
Only if his question is "Where is your wife from?"
MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC

Kmal1 wrote:

MarkPuppets wrote:

r0oki3 wrote:

I invented a new means of counting,
I have chosen to call it the abacus.........
what have you invented ?
My wife is Chinese. Guess that answers your question 
?
It means chinese made abacus long ago when there was no calculator and stuff like that.
As my wife is chinese, I learnt a little how to use it but I prefer calculator
Here is the picture of abacus................
https://www.chinavista.com/experience/abacus/suanpan.jpg
mad scotsman
Member
+177|7093|scotland
some chinese children can do obsene calculations on these things almost as fast as a computer,,they have classes and sh/t,,i saw it on TV so it must be true
APoundOfNuts
Member
+13|7040|UK

r0oki3 wrote:

Please if you dont have anything constructive to say ! fuck off ! kk meight ? you feeling me ? huh ? mmm ?? yeah ???
Who the fuck disabled the parental control in your browser?
sursparxalot
L0n3star
+13|7055|Austin , TX
Yup had a bad case of red/blue bug last night on Warlord. To top it off he was running around with the opposite team in their uniform not shooting at them. Then has the nerve to talk smack to me and my buddy after we had already informed him he was bugged out. What the HELL EA FIX THIS BUG ITS BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!     Oh yeah and have a nice day.
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|7034|CH/BR - in UK

^no flaming intended^
The new patch was made by Dice, not EA. While EA does want new games to be made, and, of course, sold, it is Dice who makes them. Don't blame EA, no matter how annoying they seem*. I see this mistake made so often...

*: If you want to blame EA for something, it should be the ueber-extreme security they put on their expansions, which can only be downloaded from the internet and no bought on CD.
jmarkham
Member
+3|7124|USA
Am I the only who is enjoying this game?  I haven't noticed any bugs for a quite a while.  The last time I noticed the red/blue glitch was probably 5 or 6 months ago.  The new patch runs fine for me.  So far I've had a perfectly enjoyable experience.  This game is so much fun.  No complaints here.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7106|Gold coast, Aus.

r0oki3 wrote:

Please if you dont have anything constructive to say ! fuck off ! kk meight ? you feeling me ? huh ? mmm ?? yeah ???
weren't you the one that was saying weener after every single fucking post!!!!??? and you think you can tell this person to shut up? yea right... go get your priorities straight.
r0oki3
Member
+13|7031
I have never used the word "weener" before !!!!11oneone1!!11!!!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7105|London, England
Yeah i really feel sorry for the people spending hundreds in server rental fee's only for them to crash every round or so. Some of my favorite servers crash frequently and it's annoying. Moreso for the server owners. It's funny though, i was once on an Official BF2 EA UK server and it crashed.

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2006-06-01 16:09:35)

kmk-1605
Member
+5|7096
First off, to the OP, please, use these:
http://dictionary.reference.com/
http://www.wikipedia.org/
http://www.grammarstation.com/

Second, I'm pretty sure we all know this is the worst damn patch in the history of patches. Just put up with it for a bit longer till EA "fixes" it. A patch of the patch that patches the patch for the last patch is in the works as we speak.

Last edited by kmk-1605 (2006-06-01 16:02:26)

joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7083|Cheshire. UK

jmarkham wrote:

Am I the only who is enjoying this game?  I haven't noticed any bugs for a quite a while.  The last time I noticed the red/blue glitch was probably 5 or 6 months ago.  The new patch runs fine for me.  So far I've had a perfectly enjoyable experience.  This game is so much fun.  No complaints here.
Im with you budd no probs yet...and Im still crap lol
Darky
Hi..
+71|7046|Here.
Last night I was playing, and I thought I spotted an enemy on the ground below. Sure enough, he has a red name tag, enemy uniform and is running towards one of your flags. I cap him and a few seconds later 'You have been punished for a teamkill.'

So not only did I get 2 points for killing an enemy, but I lose 4 points because the game decided that someone on the other team, trying to cap our flag was a friendly. Then later on in the same map, someone on the other team informs me that we were teammates after he killed me. We both checked the player list and confirmed we were on seperate teams.

rofl gg DICE/EA.. whoever is responsible.
MarkPuppets
Member
+16|7177|from my PC
I didn't realize about this RED/BLUE bug until now. On 64 player, it's really getting into my nerves. Every single round I am encountering this and it's not possible to memories all 32 players in my list. Even my own squad member shows up as enemy.........hahhahahaha sometimes I just start laughing

About the server crash. I didn't see this before and I don't get pissed when it crashes just beginning of the round. When if crashes almost at the end and I have close to 100 points as a medic "whore" or support "whore"...yes it makes me upset.

Thanks for those who gave me  +1 karma.....I am started to get "karma hunger" 

Last edited by MarkPuppets (2006-06-02 00:26:20)

d3x74
Member
+14|7131|NY
I just post this to say that I am not reading 500+ words of poorly organized and paragraphed drivel. Complain!
Slickfish
Member
+24|7108
I haven't had any probs until the new patch, and yes I have had the probs with team mates showing as oposition and got 4 or 5 tk's from it, and its crashed me to desktop 2 or 3 times but im not that fussed, I still enjoy the game, but these things do need looking into by whoever bring these things out.
I will pack the game in if it gets to stupid but im not going to cry about it, just move on if I feel its to much.
elmo1337
Banned
+186|7043|The real world
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