Tank Blinding and Spitefulness: A guide by Fancy_Pollux

2006-06-09 17:58:14

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7122

Ever lose your well-deserved tank or APC because some asshole outloaded you? Read this guide and you will be trained in the ultimate form of BF2 spite: Tank Blinding. You must choose the appropriate problem solving kit for this, which is Spec-Ops. If the vehicle you wanted was a tank, simply jump on to the front of the tank and carefully plant the C4 in the area shown in the screenshot below:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/deathbym0nkeyz/bf22.jpg

You wanted the APC? Look below:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/deathbym0nkeyz/bf24.jpg

So you've effectively planted your C4, and this is what the thief who stole your tank will be seeing:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/deathbym0nkeyz/bf23.jpg

It's your tank, and if you can't have it...to hell with anyone who does.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-06-09 18:01:02)

2006-06-09 18:01:12

#2

Cohammer: Member; +61|7014

nice im gonna do that if some whore takes my tank

2006-06-09 18:05:45

#3

Vartan: Member; +10|7219|Belgium

lool thanks this is sooooo badddd....let sink this thread before others read this

2006-06-09 18:09:28

#4

Cohammer: Member; +61|7014

well thats what u get for stealing a tank

2006-06-09 18:09:38

#5

First_and_Only: Member; +4|7052|ON, Canada

ya i can see guys jumping at tanks already with c4 just cuz they didnt get them

2006-06-09 18:11:03

#6

k1LLr_M: Prone to Own; +118|7069|Houston, TX

you're hilarious, I love your posts...I knew you could do this with AIL raiders, humvees and the such but this is the funniest

2006-06-09 18:13:56

#7

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|7103|Los Angeles, California, US.

Lawl.

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-06-09 18:15:45

#8

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|7034|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

This could be the start of something horrible.

2006-06-09 18:29:51

#9

k1LLr_M: Prone to Own; +118|7069|Houston, TX

I tried this and found that you can spread it across to almost blind the driver...the potential is amazing but I probably shouldn't have said that...
Somebody try spreading it across a cockpit

Last edited by k1LLr_M (2006-06-09 18:30:04)

2006-06-09 18:37:21

#10

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7196|California

https://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/ticongeroga/sticky.gif

2006-06-09 18:39:08

#11

comet241: Member; +164|7241|Normal, IL

i will see you in hell, pollux. i know im going there, and now i know you will be there too after threads like these.....

2006-06-09 19:02:21

#12

[n00b]Tyler: Banned; +505|7071|Iceland

this is OLD i mean like OLD but since u guys didnt know.....

2006-06-09 19:03:31

#13

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7122

[n00b]Tyler wrote:
this is OLD i mean like OLD but since u guys didnt know.....

You're lying. There's no electricity in Iceland.

2006-06-09 19:04:01

#14

eagles1106: Member; +269|7060|Marlton, New Jersey.

people have done that to me with chopper and planes, just hit C

2006-06-09 19:05:18

#15

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7095|Manitowoc, WI

wow, and no one flammed you for it like everyone does for you threads (like his one on problem solving). i think they are freaking hilarious. HAHA, i love the dialogue box on the third pic.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2006-06-09 19:06:10)

2006-06-09 19:06:21

#16

SaladForks: /ph34r; +129|7058|Eastern USA

Yeah, it's old, but it's fun as hell!

2006-06-09 19:08:01

#17

[n00b]Tyler: Banned; +505|7071|Iceland

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
[n00b]Tyler wrote:
this is OLD i mean like OLD but since u guys didnt know.....
You're lying. There's no electricity in Iceland.

>: o how dare u!

2006-06-09 20:31:59

#18

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7186|Kangarooland

blinding the tank and apc...the ultimate in noob tankwhore warfare....u could just wait, or go doing something active....like kill the enemies....

Got tard?

2006-06-09 21:14:31

#19

=GoF=bmancrash2: Member; +5|7130|Phx, Az

Not to say that we do this in normal game play, but while messing around in our server waiting for game start we developed this tactic in early October of last year.

http://www.gruntsonfire.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=39

2006-06-09 21:18:43

#20

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7122

=GoF=bmancrash2 wrote:
Not to say that we do this in normal game play, but while messing around in our server waiting for game start we developed this tactic in early October of last year.

http://www.gruntsonfire.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=39

I used this tactic the day the demo was released. I conceived it long before.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-06-09 21:18:53)

2006-06-09 21:24:35

#21

gene_pool: Banned; +519|7097|Gold coast, Aus.

You can do it to TV missiles as well. I saw a video on putfile. Just bungs on some C4 in the right place. hen gets into the gunner seat and then goes to TV and.....All black

2006-06-09 21:27:46

#22

xX[Elangbam]Xx: Member; +107|7174

Wait....what happens when they get annoyed and give the tank back? What wil YOU do with it?

2006-06-09 21:33:48

#23

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7241|Toronto Canada

haha TRUE. just drive far away and hope they get in too. then blow it up and sprint back to the tank spawn

2006-06-09 21:59:51

#24

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7132|Brisbane, Australia

Worlds best place to put C4 on enemy tank!!!

Its like saying YOUR FUCKED OVER AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!

2006-06-12 13:02:18

#25

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7122

gene_pool wrote:
You can do it to TV missiles as well. I saw a video on putfile. Just bungs on some C4 in the right place. hen gets into the gunner seat and then goes to TV and.....All black

prawned

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[n00b]Tyler wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

[n00b]Tyler wrote:

=GoF=bmancrash2 wrote:

gene_pool wrote:

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