BF2S Forums The Bf2s Definitive Guide to Whores

CruZ4dR wrote:

I once tried to mate with a Jetwhore (Ewokious Jetious), but he just couldn't get it up..

rofl nice. i'd +1 but i'm out

Heh. I remember I did a thread on this, but I was pissed out of my mind. I owe the Mod who deleated that bigtime.

That was funny though. David Attenbrough is impressed.

Haha, very nice, you guys joke about the infantry whore, but I've seen one. He was a Pumpicus shotticus, seen staying near the door of the Karkand hotel, possibly fiercer than the feared tank whore. That bastard.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Haha, very nice, you guys joke about the infantry whore, but I've seen one. He was a Pumpicus shotticus, seen staying near the door of the Karkand hotel, possibly fiercer than the feared tank whore. That bastard.

it was me and my M11-87

say hello to my pump hand biatch

Havok wrote:

Wow.  Excellent...erm... guide to whores.  I'll be the first ask for a Whore Removal Guide next.  Also, Featured Post section might be a good idea.  Great post!! +1

The Whore Removal Guide

You have two choices when trying to remove a whore, most times they don't work, but you can get lucky.

1. Vote Kick
- Press and Hold "Tab"
- Right Click
- Left Click the Manage Tab
- Click on the little box under the "Vote Kick"  title.

2. Complain to Admin
- Press the letter... (You have 3 Options)
a. The letter, 'J' if you want both teams to know
b. The letter, 'K' if you want your team to know
c. The letter, 'L' if you want your squad to know

[note: if the admin is playing you are suggested to press, 'J']

Say, "GAMERTAG HERE is whoring, he is tking for vehicles." 9or something along those lines.

Thats the guide to pwning a whore, good luck, end transmission...

Last edited by mr.widdim (2006-06-11 17:30:44)

Snake wrote:

lmao....especially at the Tank Whores paragragh. Classic. +1 for you

Whatabout "grenade whores"

a grenade whore is considered an infantry whore, as they are more friendly and tend to avoid Tks

omg churnedfortasty such a whore

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I demand a documentary film.

only if somebody else does the voice overs.

PspRpg-7 wrote:

We need someone with a british accent...

PICK ME!

i can do voices.. lol

Ender2309 wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

PspRpg-7 wrote:

We need someone with a british accent...

PICK ME!

i can do voices.. lol

lets here a sample then.

i would.. but it'd be too good and you'd think david attenborough played bf2..



and the first person to mention the Robin Williams plays BF2 gets a nice negative karma and a bitch slap

Ender2309 wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

Rizen_Ji wrote:

i think they'd be better described as wookies as opposed to ewoks IMO

yes but the Ewok thing features in my sig and is therefore more funny that wookie


and we all know there's only one REAL wookie


isnt that right dont_be_ss

thats why i used ewok. i saw it in your sig.

also i just saw this


woot woot! i'm famous ^_^

first i've gotta script it and we gotta get either live game footage or act it out.

spawnofthemist wrote:

Ender2309 wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

PICK ME!

i can do voices.. lol

lets here a sample then.

i would.. but it'd be too good and you'd think david attenborough played bf2..



and the first person to mention the Robin Williams plays BF2 gets a nice negative karma and a bitch slap

DONT PICK HIM
He has a weird accent and is drunk 24/7, i advise you to stay away form his wrath, you should have heard him yesterday, he was pretty crazy