BF2S Forums The Bf2s Definitive Guide to Whores

best  cure for a whore, jump in a jeep and just as your about to hit him bail out, they are more than likly holding down the "E" Key waiting for the next vehicle to spawn, you jump out he has the "E" key pressed down so he jumps in, its a classic thing to do on wake where people wait for the j-10.

So thats where all those tk's came from with my Ewok sniper and those vote kicks lol good guide tho +1 its describes me and ima  SgtMaj lol

JaM3z wrote:

best  cure for a whore, jump in a jeep and just as your about to hit him bail out, they are more than likly holding down the "E" Key waiting for the next vehicle to spawn, you jump out he has the "E" key pressed down so he jumps in, its a classic thing to do on wake where people wait for the j-10.

but then you sir become the whore.

Ender *cough* judacoth

Ender2309 wrote:

A Whore is always prepared for what he must do. If the item of want is an aerial vehicle, he will come dressed as a big furry Ewok welding a .50 Caliber rifle. If he is after a tank its usually a person with a cap and a microphone, usually not clean shaven.

Rofl this made me laugh seeing as how I always wear a hat, dont shave very often, and use my microphone, as well as generally being prepared, just not to tk for vehicles =P WRENCH-whore ftw!

Chopper Whore, Infantry Whore & Tank whore FTW!!!!!!!

zimmer92 wrote:

DONT PICK HIM
He has a weird accent and is drunk 24/7, i advise you to stay away form his wrath, you should have heard him yesterday, he was pretty crazy

zimmer.. that drunken-ness was justified..

i'd advise you stay away from the flashy end of my boomstick..





and on the topic of casting..

i am the shotgun whore..

i want a whole section of me.. killing things.. and not dying.. until someone snipes me.. and thats when you transition into the Ewoks section..

see.. i've even thought this through.. (while drunk i must add.. to keep zimmer-baby happy )

btw, you guys can xfire me (gtang165) on this if its easier for you

spawnofthemist wrote:

zimmer92 wrote:

DONT PICK HIM
He has a weird accent and is drunk 24/7, i advise you to stay away form his wrath, you should have heard him yesterday, he was pretty crazy

zimmer.. that drunken-ness was justified..

i'd advise you stay away from the flashy end of my boomstick..





and on the topic of casting..

i am the shotgun whore..

i want a whole section of me.. killing things.. and not dying.. until someone snipes me.. and thats when you transition into the Ewoks section..

see.. i've even thought this through.. (while drunk i must add.. to keep zimmer-baby happy )

meh, i sleep at night knowing that you suck in the plane compared to me , and i also sleep at night knowing that you wont come and kill me while youre drunk coz you dont know where i live!!!!!!!!!!!
And im kept very happy by your slightly rude and stupid comments over vent coz its funny!
Meh, i own you spawn

Back on topic
.....
If i have read clearly enough, im not a whore, right?
Coz i would never impede the runway so planes cant take-off and i would never TK for the jet or stand under it and punish it.
Muahahahah, im not a whore!

spawnofthemist wrote:

zimmer92 wrote:

Muahahahah, im not a whore!

yes.. zimmer.. you're a whore..


sucky sucky 3 dolla?

I aint a whore
*****Runs off and cries to his Mummy*****
*****Mummy conforts him and tells him he aint a whore*******

My mummy is always right
So im not a whore, youre just a bully

spawnofthemist wrote:

and if mummy told you SHE was a whore?


she'd be right..



cos mummy is always right




(p.s. to the other guys.. we're only havin a laugh.. we know each other.. dont think i'm "attacking him over t3h int3rn3tz0rz!!!!1!!111!!!one!!121!2")

He is
buahahahahahahah
I have never met him, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lolz

My mummy aint a whore!!!!!!!!!!
Leave me alone you bully

****rant over*****

I TK for ground transports...

I Tk'd someone for ammo once... does that make me a bad man?

+1 = funny as hell!

Seems to me that cfourios tankious seems to inhabit a very specific region in the middle east... are there more than one tribe (are the like, polar and brown bears for example?)

Kooda