It's Friday, the sun's out and I'm bored at work. I'm sure there's plenty of funny/bad stuff we've done that we haven't told anyone but our closest friends, or maybe not even them. Here's your chance to clear the air, right those wrongs and give us all a laugh...
ok, i shagged your girlfriend.
i feel better now, thanks for understanding.
i feel better now, thanks for understanding.
so did i hope you forgive me
lol
I fucked his girlfriend while he was fucking your girlfriend, ah the circle of life...
yes the circle of life is great
I got one. My best friend stopped hanging with me cuz he thought I did his girlfriend. I didn't... but i did do his mom
Wow that went downhill fast! (I also did your girlfriend tehehehehe) So much immaturity around here (tehehehe) you guys really should grow up!
For all those who shagged my girlfriend - lolz, you bastards, I'll be having words with her...
Ok, real confessions please...
I pissed in my mate's sisters room when I was 10, couldn't find the loo, never told anyone
Ok, real confessions please...
I pissed in my mate's sisters room when I was 10, couldn't find the loo, never told anyone
like your mom, as i sobered up...Adams_BJ wrote:
Wow that went downhill fast
I did GCSE Cookery (My mum made me so I knew how to cook). Part of the course was to do a form of experiment in cooking, so I decided to make buns (muffins) using Butter, Margarine + Lard to see the difference in taste. Made the buns etc.
So i'm left with 50 buns well no one makes buns using lard so I decide to give them away in the common room. They get gulped down, where upon I announce "not bad for buns made with lard". All of a sudden 3 girls pipe up "wtf we are vegitarians" (oh shit best think quick), "I'm joking, I'm joking what kind of cook do you take me for no one makes buns with lard". Managed to BullShit my way out of it, so sorry to them 3 girls for feeding you buns made with animal fat.
So i'm left with 50 buns well no one makes buns using lard so I decide to give them away in the common room. They get gulped down, where upon I announce "not bad for buns made with lard". All of a sudden 3 girls pipe up "wtf we are vegitarians" (oh shit best think quick), "I'm joking, I'm joking what kind of cook do you take me for no one makes buns with lard". Managed to BullShit my way out of it, so sorry to them 3 girls for feeding you buns made with animal fat.
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I hit this kid in the head with a golfball once. (on accident--he walked across my line) and i didnt tell him about it.
[he wasnt unconsious and he wasnt bleeding] he just ran off.
[he wasnt unconsious and he wasnt bleeding] he just ran off.
none of u guys could ever get laid if u tried:)
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7097
lol
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i parked my car in my ex french teachers front garden
i stat pad for my purple heart! :'(
damn it... i got negative karma for my confession
/cries
/cries
I made a copy of my ex girlfriends car key and after we broke up, I would secretly go to her house and move her car, change station settings, change seat position, etc... it was fun
i fucked a ninja last night
i told my ex girlfriend i was babysitting when infact i was at another girls house soon to have sex with her.
i ran over my friends arm on a bike and broke it when i was 6.
when i was 5 i took one of my mums rings and gave it to a girl in school.
the other week i shagged my friends girlfriend and my girlfriend in the same day.
i cheated on my gsce physics test.
i told my dad I cut the grass last night when I've only just done it today.
i nearly ran over a traffic warden when he stopped me from driving away in my car which at the time was uninsured, not taxed and had no MOT.
After filming my ex girlfriend and I having sex, i told her i'll never show anyone. You can now find it on Kazaa, Morpheus and Limewire.
I've got lots
i ran over my friends arm on a bike and broke it when i was 6.
when i was 5 i took one of my mums rings and gave it to a girl in school.
the other week i shagged my friends girlfriend and my girlfriend in the same day.
i cheated on my gsce physics test.
i told my dad I cut the grass last night when I've only just done it today.
i nearly ran over a traffic warden when he stopped me from driving away in my car which at the time was uninsured, not taxed and had no MOT.
After filming my ex girlfriend and I having sex, i told her i'll never show anyone. You can now find it on Kazaa, Morpheus and Limewire.
I've got lots
I have an STD and its nasty, big and it itches i think my nuts are going to fall off and i might have to consider going for a sex change i'll make un ugly Biatch and i don't really like having other mens Genital organs close to me so i'm going to commit suicide see you all in hell
What? Tiger Style or I fuck you good Style or Wtf am i talking about never mindcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
i fucked a ninja last night
Dude your going straight to hellE7IX3R wrote:
i told my ex girlfriend i was babysitting when infact i was at another girls house soon to have sex with her.
i ran over my friends arm on a bike and broke it when i was 6.
when i was 5 i took one of my mums rings and gave it to a girl in school.
the other week i shagged my friends girlfriend and my girlfriend in the same day.
i cheated on my gsce physics test.
i told my dad I cut the grass last night when I've only just done it today.
i nearly ran over a traffic warden when he stopped me from driving away in my car which at the time was uninsured, not taxed and had no MOT.
After filming my ex girlfriend and I having sex, i told her i'll never show anyone. You can now find it on Kazaa, Morpheus and Limewire.
I've got lots
You need help dude, I don't know how to say this but I think you have an obsession with feetcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
i fucked a ninja last night
In 10th grade I cheated on a Spanish vocab test. The girl next to me was studying right before and had her vocab sheet out; when it was time to take the test she put it down next to her desk and under some books, but I could still see most of it.
The only time I've ever cheated, school-wise.
The only time I've ever cheated, school-wise.