Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7019|Toronto, ON
Seeing as how I'm in a "learning" mood, I would like to adjust and play in which the "game was intended to be played".  These people insist on rejecting bunny hopping, dolphin diving, instant proning, and movement spamming and I would like to know the realism limits.

Please answer these questions in order when replying:

1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?

8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?


These are serious questions and are not intended to laugh at the complainers.

Last edited by Nyte (2006-06-23 15:28:27)

Alpha as fuck.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7029

If you look like a monkey fucking a football, you are a tool.
Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7019|Toronto, ON

usmarine2005 wrote:

If you look like a monkey fucking a football, you are a tool.
Please answer the questions in the order in which they are presented.
Alpha as fuck.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|7014|The United Center

Nyte wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

If you look like a monkey fucking a football, you are a tool.
Please answer the questions in the order in which they are presented.
As long as you're alive and the enemy is dead, it's ok in my book.  If you're not supposed to do it, it shouldn't be in the game.
iPoon.be
Internet Poon
+145|6797|Belgium

Nyte wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

If you look like a monkey fucking a football, you are a tool.
Please answer the questions in the order in which they are presented.
Yes sir officer sir!
TimBob
Member
+15|6920
People will reply with "i dont know? i dont jump in game" then they will go call someone a bunny hopping noob
i dont know my point here.
AirForceOne1
What smells like tuna??
+115|6814|inside your nose.
dude do what you feel like.... i mean who cares if some calls you a "Bullet Dodger". I mean isn't that what your supposed to do anyway? LMAO
Someguy
Member
+83|6891

Nyte wrote:

1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?
                            7 jumps

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?
                                    instant

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?
100000000000000000 to 10000000000000000000

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?             i do it when I'm just walking normal so no snipers hit me

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?
                 FUXING HOP MAN!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THEIR HIT LIST!

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?
                                                    yes! i do that and then i jump down and knife him

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?
                                                                          100000000000000000000000000
8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?                                  run till you get to a good player and he should kill the mean guy for you

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?                                        well if its a tank whore, he will get you when u re spawn so i just get on the turret and wait for gunners to come and i knife them

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?                           till you get a good shot


OK some of what i said is funny, but it is all true and what i live by, calling someone a noob or a bunny is gay because you have all done it at one time, and when you 1st got BF2 you were ALL NOOBS.
SniperF0x
Member
+49|6792
You should just play the game how you like to play it, do watever you do and ignore those people who keep flaming because they didn't get the points from killing you.
sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|6800|Denmizzark!!
lol, I see your point.. I dont mind insta-proning but bunny-hop/dolfin-dive just looks wrong..

Last edited by sgt.sonner (2006-06-23 15:01:35)

Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7019|Toronto, ON
To Someguy:

That was very informative.  But it looks like you aren't one of the "exploit" complainers.

I am expecting true honest answers from the aforementioned player types.
Alpha as fuck.
PunkX
stoned
+198|6891|Canada
1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?
Only One

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?No proning, only the other player may prone

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?
None, stay perfectly still and the other man may move

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?
No DDing!

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?
Now, please stand perfectly still

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?
Nope, must remain in the same position as when the enemy sees you.

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?
None

8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?
Please remain in the same spot

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?
Your not even allowed to walk, just stand there plz and thnx

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?
None, stand perfectly still please.

Thank you for your time.

XD
The_Killer
Banned
+113|6792|dunno
do whatever you want i dont care
Someguy
Member
+83|6891

Nyte wrote:

To Someguy:

That was very informative.  But it looks like you aren't one of the "exploit" complainers.

I am expecting true honest answers from the aforementioned player types.
well you wanted honest  answers and yes i do hopping and jumping down and all that stuff, because I'm not the greatest player and thats the only way to beat all the other Bunny's.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7029

See, this is a bullshit group of questions anyway.  Most people will say they don't care, yet if I was in a bunch of servers at once following some of them, I would see something like this....." FU you bunny hoping POS."  or something like that.

Last edited by usmarine2005 (2006-06-23 15:04:39)

-=CB=-krazykarl
not always PWD, but usually.
+95|6803|Carlsbad, CA, USA

Someguy wrote:

Nyte wrote:

1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?
                            7 jumps

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?
                                    instant

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?
100000000000000000 to 10000000000000000000

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?             i do it when I'm just walking normal so no snipers hit me

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?
                 FUXING HOP MAN!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THEIR HIT LIST!

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?
                                                    yes! i do that and then i jump down and knife him

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?
                                                                          100000000000000000000000000
8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?                                  run till you get to a good player and he should kill the mean guy for you

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?                                        well if its a tank whore, he will get you when u re spawn so i just get on the turret and wait for gunners to come and i knife them

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?                           till you get a good shot


OK some of what i said is funny, but it is all true and what i live by, calling someone a noob or a bunny is gay because you have all done it at one time, and when you 1st got BF2 you were ALL NOOBS.
yeah what he said.
+1 for you!
AirForceOne1
What smells like tuna??
+115|6814|inside your nose.

PunkX wrote:

1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?
Only One

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?No proning, only the other player may prone

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?
None, stay perfectly still and the other man may move

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?
No DDing!

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?
Now, please stand perfectly still

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?
Nope, must remain in the same position as when the enemy sees you.

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?
None

8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?
Please remain in the same spot

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?
Your not even allowed to walk, just stand there plz and thnx

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?
None, stand perfectly still please.

Thank you for your time.

XD
Lol that would be cool if someone would do that....
l41e
Member
+677|6915

I'm always the guy who gets caught in the middle of a field and doesn't move because he's dead anyway.
Someguy
Member
+83|6891

k30dxedle wrote:

I'm always the guy who gets caught in the middle of a field and doesn't move because he's dead anyway.
LOL thATS funny. -1 for you, i mean +1
-=CB=-krazykarl
not always PWD, but usually.
+95|6803|Carlsbad, CA, USA

PunkX wrote:

1) How many jumps may I execute when I meet someone in a battle without being labeled a "bunny hopper"?
Only One

2) Am I allowed to instant prone when I see the enemy? If not, how many seconds should I stand there before I may prone?No proning, only the other player may prone

3) How many meters am I allowed to move (side-to-side) to stay under the limit of movement-spamming?
None, stay perfectly still and the other man may move

4) Am I allowed to dolphin dive only once (the initial enemy encounter)? Or am I restricted from doing it at all?
No DDing!

5) Can I "bunny hop" when I do not see the enemy, but I see their bullets hit the area around me?
Now, please stand perfectly still

6) Am I allowed to jump over the enemy when he prones to confuse him and kill him from behind?
Nope, must remain in the same position as when the enemy sees you.

7) How many prones are allowed when I initially face the enemy without being called a "prone spammer"?
None

8) How many seconds am I allowed to sprint to run away from the enemy without being labeled a "bullet dodger"?
Please remain in the same spot

9) If a tank approaches me, am I allowed to "bunny hop" to safety or am I restricted to walking around the corner?
Your not even allowed to walk, just stand there plz and thnx

10) How many side-to-side movements are allowed when I face the enemy lest I be called a "strafe spammer"?
None, stand perfectly still please.

Thank you for your time.

XD
lol, yes please!
+1

Last edited by -=CB=-krazykarl (2006-06-23 15:10:12)

a fly
Member
+105|6911|The netherlands
to all questions: its oke, if its in a limited way, so no (by default): Z, CTRL, Z,CTRL, repeat. all the time, going prone, fine, standing up fine, going prone while standing up...... WRONG.... youl get headshot, otherwise, sure

*edit: finely someone leaving a reason, but no balls for a name, PUSSY!!!!! COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!*

Last edited by a fly (2006-06-23 15:17:52)

-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6926|BC, Canada
its all irrelivent, if you do anything but stand still and shoot your gun straight up into the air upon spawning, you are a bunny hopping, movment spaming, base camping, vehicle whoring, noob. thats my understanding though. oh and if you somehow succed at killing a enemy, your using a aimbot.
Someguy
Member
+83|6891
lol i wonder how many people have him -1 karma for making this thread.....( not me)
SteikeTa
Member
+153|7015|Norway/Norwegen/ Norge/Noruega
Maybe not so many of them will answer.. cause they know that their answers will be ridiculose.. in my opinion. BUT, im axious to see the "correc" way to play. How to be a man and fight standing still and bs bs bs bs blablablabla bs bs blablabla and bs bs.....
PunkX
stoned
+198|6891|Canada

Someguy wrote:

lol i wonder how many people have him -1 karma for making this thread.....( not me)
I gave him +1! XD

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