I was thinking about what I want in 1.4, and then about what EA would give us, and it went something like this:
EA Spokesperson: Well, because we didnt reach our goal of 6 billion in sales of Armored Fury, and our project to insert subliminal messages in our games, we have created a new plan for Battlefield 2. We will now institute a death tax. Yes, we will charge you money to die. First we will get our highly trained hacker team*cough cough* i mean patch team, to access all of your bank accounts. then we will deduct larges sums of money for every death you experience in game. we at EA feel this will encourage the noobs*cough* i mean, loyal customers, to play the game as it was meant to be played: Spawn killing and Base Raping.
Thank you, and be prepared for massive lag to get you killed faster.
Yup, thats what i think 1.4 will be like.
feel free to add your new ideas for 1.4
EA Spokesperson: Well, because we didnt reach our goal of 6 billion in sales of Armored Fury, and our project to insert subliminal messages in our games, we have created a new plan for Battlefield 2. We will now institute a death tax. Yes, we will charge you money to die. First we will get our highly trained hacker team*cough cough* i mean patch team, to access all of your bank accounts. then we will deduct larges sums of money for every death you experience in game. we at EA feel this will encourage the noobs*cough* i mean, loyal customers, to play the game as it was meant to be played: Spawn killing and Base Raping.
Thank you, and be prepared for massive lag to get you killed faster.
Yup, thats what i think 1.4 will be like.
feel free to add your new ideas for 1.4
