loonitic
...is a potty mouth
+286|6801|Valhalla
My personel favorite -  Not being Nordic
0wn3r3k
Member
+3|6768|Poland
1: Kicked for offensive name (0wn3r3k). ( I laughed my a** off after that)

2.Kicked for being idler (that shown just when i got in game after the map loaded)

3.I was USMC on kubra and i took Mig-29 from MEC"s airport.. was cool flying around for 10 mins and then i think i killed an admin in  AA vehichle for the 10th time? ANd he kicked me to taking/stealing TEAMMATE Vehicle... lol

Last edited by 0wn3r3k (2006-07-19 01:19:27)

Snoopie66
To kill you i like!
+19|6800|Berlin, Germany
I don't understand the meaning of the rule "Do not steal enemy vehicles!" at all!
What the meaning of that most stupid rule ever?
If the enemy is too stupid to protect their stuff from being stolen, not my problem.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6898|Finland

Snoopie66 wrote:

I don't understand the meaning of the rule "Do not steal enemy vehicles!" at all!
What the meaning of that most stupid rule ever?
If the enemy is too stupid to protect their stuff from being stolen, not my problem.
Exactly! "If you're not using your assets, watch us use them against you"
I need around tree fiddy.
Mongoose
That 70's guy
+156|6797|Sydney, in 1978
i got banned for saying the word "cock" i told the commander he was a cock (the nicest non cursive word i could think of at the time) after the set friendly artillery like 5 secs after we had the airfield (i was USMC on wake island)
stonehand
I need a medic here! Please?!?
+12|6948|Southern Indiana

Miguel diaz wrote:

banned for being such an annoying shock paddler
i got a bunch of shock paddle kills in that round, the admin was too embarrassed
http://bf2s.com/player/73731063/

i havent been able to earn many points with it because i get kicked off of every server i play on for "cheating stats"
You have only been kicked 3 times!?!?!
[BBF]Snake
The lord high master of pies
+16|6904|England
I got kicked a few days ago for mainbase raping on Wake, but I wasn't. I was chinese and spawned and stayed at north base and kept sniping incoming boats/helos (basically anyone that landed), got to around 15-0 and obviously one of them got a bit sour, bitched to an admin and I was kicked and banned for a WHOLE 1 minute! The reason, as I said 'Main base raping'. I laughed so hard, but I sure as hell learnt my lesson; not to go back on that server
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|7003|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
i got kicked for saying classic in like thats a classic kill
<^|0B1ackhawk0|^>
Banned
+79|6796|UK
i have been banned from 1 and kicked from 2 today for reasons DOPLHIN DIVER FUCKER
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6812
Some guy stood in front of my plane as it took off and I got warned for TKing.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
CRIMS0N_W0LF
Member
+21|7005
So we where winning and I was commander. Some spec ops blew up scan and UAV and after I told them defend Factory (karkand) i told them "Second Reparing Commander Assest"

Kicked for "Ass"

I log on "wtf i can't say commander A S S E S T S?"

Kicked for "wtf"

I log back "omg"

Kicked for "omg"

I log on and started swearing in Maltese didn't get kicked
=DHG=ArkAng37
Member
+16|6870
ban for asking another player what helo badge he was getting.
Ducksteina
Choleric groundpounder
+42|6812
On Wake Island, some guy flew into my plane with his plane and well, I got kicked for kamikaze-piloting.

Also, there's one kick where I wonder if it was really baseraping.
The story: I was on Gulf of Oman (64 players version) with only a few guys on the server. So I was alone in the USMC chopper, flew above the construction site and TV'd the starting chopper from the MEC base. Then I got kicked for baseraping.
gordon
Member
+5|6815|Switzerland
1. Banned for dropping arty... later I found out that a server rule was 'no atry'

2. kicked for spawning on my squad leader at the MG of his tank... reason: Stealing teammates vehicles..



Edit: spelling

Last edited by gordon (2006-07-20 01:22:46)

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|6975|th3 unkn0wn

stonehand wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

banned for being such an annoying shock paddler
i got a bunch of shock paddle kills in that round, the admin was too embarrassed
http://bf2s.com/player/73731063/

i havent been able to earn many points with it because i get kicked off of every server i play on for "cheating stats"
You have only been kicked 3 times!?!?!
He's played less than 3 hrs so that's nothing unusual.
c0rce
Member
+11|6835
Joined a server running Ghost Town, go to helipad, two guys appear aswell. One of them shoots me down to half health while the other shoots at my feet. Just before the heli spawns the first guy TKs me, I punish obviously and then I get kicked for team killing. I guess they had something that kicks you for punishing, quite annoying, and another reason for me to curse lame admins.
OGdR_MadMax
Member
+9|6759|Berlin, Germany
i was banned from a server yesterday for telling the admin that spawnraping the MEC airfield is unfair and he should at least be so kind to let our pilots in the air, when i finally did get to take off,  me and a clanmate killed the US pilots (one of them was the admin) like twice - in a fair dogfight - then i was banned.
EvilMonkeySlayer
Member
+82|6918

DrM wrote:

May not be very exiting or original but.....

Kicked for taking screen dumps of the SVH admins stat padding.
http://bf2s.com/player/64527508/

The official reason was making from for a clan member when there were 10 spaces free.

What I liked most was the screen shot of them asking me not to screen shots them while they were stat padding!


DrM
I was kicked about 3 times from a clan server run by OBC (I think it's Old Bastards Clan or something), the reason? "Making room for admin/clan member" when the server was half full...

Curiously, before I was kicked their clan (OBC) was spawn raping the non-cap PLA base on FuShe Pass I decided to turn things around, spawned as a medic with my trusty G36E and proceeded to absolutely rape the OBC guys, at which point I got the kick. I kept rejoining and proceeding to rerape them but they kept increasing the kick rejoin interval.
I was also the only one being kicked even though they were making room... 

A couple of days ago I got the kick from TOPs server because I killed an admin around the helicopter spawn at the airbase before the round started proper (not enough players) even though he was perfectly happy to do the same to me in his Z-10.

Pretty much the rest of my kicks are for stupid word filters like saying wtf, ffs etc.
Hogwarts
Member
+3|6759|Gijon-Spain

loonitic wrote:

My personel favorite -  Not being Nordic
the same from 1 server...

but my favorites:

Hogwarts, warning for aimbot!

Hogwarts, banning for kill too!

these is in a server called multiplay tod clan, i went to the web, and a friend to discuss it, they bann  us from his web and edit us post...see it:

we are Hogwarts and juajuajuajuanra:

http://www.todclan.net/modules.php?name … amp;page=7

Last edited by Hogwarts (2006-07-20 07:30:13)

dilun
baa. RAM YOU!
+10|6780|Singapore
1. i got kicked for charging into enemy uncap in a FAV to steal a jet cos vehicles weren't allowed in uncaps. didnt even have a gunner with me and admin said i was attacking uncaps with a vehicle. like wow i didnt know FAVs were so scary.

2. kicked for tk on wake after running over some guy who stood in front of my j-10 and refused to budge cos i got the plane before him.

3. upon rejoining after above-mentioned kick, got kicked again for vehicle-hoarding and idling when i refuse to take off after the SAME guy parks himself in front of my jet again.

some admins just need to grow up.
Seaneroo
Member
+12|6924
Kicked on separate occasions for using the words "lmao" and "Jesus" on a Christian server.
{B-T}<babacanosh>
Member
+31|6868
i was kicked becuase i wasnt from norway WTF!!!!!

RACIS BAST****
{B-T}<babacanosh>
Member
+31|6868

loonitic wrote:

My personel favorite -  Not being Nordic
YEA THAT HAPPENED TO ME 2
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6808|Texas - Bigger than France
I thought I would never get an opportunity to contribute to this thread but this happened last night on the Matrix Extreme Server.

I'm US commander on the Dalian Plant.  I'm commanding because I going for the com badge & getting my time in, plus there's too many flyboys on the server - I like the server, I'm waiting to be PLA next round...  There's like 10 people per side so everyone is in the air.  With the exception of two guys on my team capping one flag at a time, everyone else is waiting on deck for jets/attack chopper.  They are flag hopping, and getting flags unopposed, however, there's an enemy chopper following them around re-capping the flags.  In addition, we have two apcs shooting up the carrier, and have some bad guys occassionally on deck.

So I can't arty in front of the two guys - no one is there.  So I alternate hitting the enemy commander & a sniper sitting by the South Dock flag (he's there for like 10-15 minutes overall, and I'm sure not getting any kills).  So I've got There simply isn't anything to arty except those two targets.  So here's what happens, at the time we have like 60 tix and the PLA has about 240:

Lone sniper - US commander why are you wasting arty on one man squads?
Me - Everyone else is in the air
Lone sniper - One man isn't enough to arty.
Me - Well squad up then.
Lone sniper - You are only killing me only like half the time.
(Arty kills him)
Me - A little more than half now, huh?
Lone sniper - (A few more msgs, which are ignored until:) You're wasting your arty on one man.
Me - Well, group everyone together and I'll shoot.
(Arty kills him)
Me - Sorry, I was aiming for the jet that was flying over you.
Lone sniper - Seriously what a waste.
Me - Quit whining - you're the only idiot not moving.

PUNKBUSTER - You have been autokicked for using language forbidden on the server - "IDIOT".

Too bad - I saw a purple heart coming for that guy.  I laughed, but that was a pretty lame reason.
Jenkinsbball
Banned
+149|6814|USA bitches!
https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/Jenkinsbball/wtf2.jpg

enough said....

Last edited by Jenkinsbball (2006-07-24 11:22:16)

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