Crashing the Cobra into a F-35B on the aircraft carrier when we both were taking off.
my funniest one is when some one commuted mutinity agenst me and there ended up saying " 14 votes for mutiny agenst (_A_) tvmissleman. 12 are needed, commander (_A_) tvmissleman stays" i roflmao'd at that
It wasn't me I was in the passenger seat of the F15 on Kubra Dam.
Pilot jumps in I jump in bomber seat
Another person stands in front of jet and they won't move
Pilot won't take off because he's afraid he'll get kicked if he deliberately tk's
They're argueing as the player on runway won't move (but he's moving from side to side)
5 mins later the pilot gets kicked for idleing
I laughed my arse off
Pilot jumps in I jump in bomber seat
Another person stands in front of jet and they won't move
Pilot won't take off because he's afraid he'll get kicked if he deliberately tk's
They're argueing as the player on runway won't move (but he's moving from side to side)
5 mins later the pilot gets kicked for idleing
I laughed my arse off
Everytime I play
i was on sharaqi peninsula going to attack the USMC when i was MEC, i forgot i was MEC and accidently tk'd a guy because his name was red, lame really.
I had a bit of a boo boo with mines... Bearing in mind this is after they changed them to be ok on friendly vehicles...
On Mashtuur defending backyard, (our last CP), had my mines scattered around nicely to cover all angles... Mostly in the flag defend zone. 2 APCs and a tank roll in from different directions, I was thinking "YAY! last CP, gonna get loads of kills & defend points for this bad boy!"
I was right in that I got loads of kills, 7 enemy and 7 friendly! Everyone kinda spawned at once, first lot of mines go off, killing the 2 or 3 spec ops putting C4 on, everyone else goes other way, other APC sets off mines, kills everyone else!
All bt one person punished, meaning I finished the round on less than good terms with my team mates, I left.
On Mashtuur defending backyard, (our last CP), had my mines scattered around nicely to cover all angles... Mostly in the flag defend zone. 2 APCs and a tank roll in from different directions, I was thinking "YAY! last CP, gonna get loads of kills & defend points for this bad boy!"
I was right in that I got loads of kills, 7 enemy and 7 friendly! Everyone kinda spawned at once, first lot of mines go off, killing the 2 or 3 spec ops putting C4 on, everyone else goes other way, other APC sets off mines, kills everyone else!
All bt one person punished, meaning I finished the round on less than good terms with my team mates, I left.
Around patch 1.2 when the AA got damned acurate, but not very selective, I D/L the patch, start a game. Yay... Wake... Hate that map.
I spawn as USMC while the chinese are pwning the carrier. I jump in the rear AA on essex, thinking I wont hit friendlies as they're on the other side of the command structure on the carrier and the rear gun is less prone to jet fly-bys. I'm usually pretty good with an AA gun, so I figure I have the home court advantage. A jet swoops over the essex, I open up, let loose all 8 missles (it was the first time with the patch), I take down 3 friendly airvehicles. Fortunately the BH was not full, but still 6 TKs and 1 kill damage assist as the J10 gets shot down by the other AA gun. -23 for that volley.... Needless to say I didn't rank very highly at the end of that round. End result I stopped playing untill the next patch came out.
Or then there was the time when I was CMDR of the MEC forces on Karkand. I see the hotel being lost, I see at least 10-12 US troops moving on the flag. No friendlies nearby. Great, I let go of the arty around the main road. My teammates all see the artying thinking "yay, lotsa enemies, lets go there". So needless to say about 20 grunts sprints from the square to the hotel, throwing nades infront of them taking out almost all of the USMC forces. They move to the flag, and then the arty slams down. I end up with 1 kill and 9 TKs on the arty. Not bad, but I've seen a guy do 17 TKs (well, 16 I suppose as at least one guy got hit twice)... Hopefully by accident aswell.
Edit: Oh... I almost forgot about the time I tried for my vet. transport badge... % roadkills. Easy I figured. I spawn as spec ops. Load up a car with C4. Drive away. Then I foget that I'm Squad leader. 3 people spawn on me as I blow up the car.... Needless to say, My squad quickly emptied.
I spawn as USMC while the chinese are pwning the carrier. I jump in the rear AA on essex, thinking I wont hit friendlies as they're on the other side of the command structure on the carrier and the rear gun is less prone to jet fly-bys. I'm usually pretty good with an AA gun, so I figure I have the home court advantage. A jet swoops over the essex, I open up, let loose all 8 missles (it was the first time with the patch), I take down 3 friendly airvehicles. Fortunately the BH was not full, but still 6 TKs and 1 kill damage assist as the J10 gets shot down by the other AA gun. -23 for that volley.... Needless to say I didn't rank very highly at the end of that round. End result I stopped playing untill the next patch came out.
Or then there was the time when I was CMDR of the MEC forces on Karkand. I see the hotel being lost, I see at least 10-12 US troops moving on the flag. No friendlies nearby. Great, I let go of the arty around the main road. My teammates all see the artying thinking "yay, lotsa enemies, lets go there". So needless to say about 20 grunts sprints from the square to the hotel, throwing nades infront of them taking out almost all of the USMC forces. They move to the flag, and then the arty slams down. I end up with 1 kill and 9 TKs on the arty. Not bad, but I've seen a guy do 17 TKs (well, 16 I suppose as at least one guy got hit twice)... Hopefully by accident aswell.
Edit: Oh... I almost forgot about the time I tried for my vet. transport badge... % roadkills. Easy I figured. I spawn as spec ops. Load up a car with C4. Drive away. Then I foget that I'm Squad leader. 3 people spawn on me as I blow up the car.... Needless to say, My squad quickly emptied.
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managed to steal a J-10 on Dragon Valley when USMC, their airfield was pretty busy so i was pumped to be able to get it after killing 2 chinese guys waiting for it, anyway, in my excitement i managed to lose control when going over the carrier to resupply, flew so low i wiped out 3 friendlies stood on the carrier with the wings and then ditched it strait into Cobra hovering for repairs... d'oh!
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Once when i was in the second seat of a Bomber on Clean Sweep
round had just started, and i locked on to 3 Friendly vehicles.... -12 in about 1 min
why can i never do that to enemies?
round had just started, and i locked on to 3 Friendly vehicles.... -12 in about 1 min
why can i never do that to enemies?
Twist: I feel your pain on the commander's arty situation, my personal best(?!?) is currently 8 TK's to 0 enemy kills...
PlayerX has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
PlayerY has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
PlayerZ has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
I'm kinda lucky mutiny votes never work when theres more than 15 players per side!
PlayerX has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
PlayerY has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
PlayerZ has started a mutiny vote against Commander Penetrator_01...
I'm kinda lucky mutiny votes never work when theres more than 15 players per side!
lol my fuck i was when i was learning how to fly and i was rearming/repairing on the carrier on wake and i hit a full BH and the BH fell ontop of the AH-1Z and also on 2 guys looking to the BH i had like -48 but i wasnt banned cuz i could tk...
damn that sucks
beats anything ive ever done\
i was in a bh once and i got into a chat via xfire forgetting about flying
crashed, killed everyone inside, and outside
banning: miguel_diaz (reason:negative score)
beats anything ive ever done\
i was in a bh once and i got into a chat via xfire forgetting about flying
crashed, killed everyone inside, and outside
banning: miguel_diaz (reason:negative score)
Dropped cartillery on my own clan mates a10 (in the air) the carcass continued on and killed the enemy attack chopper. My clan mate got the two kills! lol and i got too watch it zoomed all the way in.
Me and my teamate ganged up on a sniper, he heard us coming and whipped out a knife, this player you might have already seen on these forums, RD_the_dog. Knife master extrodinaire from where we play..
So not known to us yet, we take out our knives and approach. Suddenly he jumps up with his knife and darts at us... at a frightening pace.. we ducked left and right and began clicking to stab him like hell
This went on for 9 or so seconds without death.. and then it happened, I knifed my teamate in the bum. I was so shocked that I stood still and tried to revive him. But got my throat cut in the process :<
Moral of the story: Get the gold pistol and knife badges and then try and resist the temptation to "pwn that noob with like a pistol/knife cause Im so leet and stuffs"
Did I feel stupid :<
So not known to us yet, we take out our knives and approach. Suddenly he jumps up with his knife and darts at us... at a frightening pace.. we ducked left and right and began clicking to stab him like hell
This went on for 9 or so seconds without death.. and then it happened, I knifed my teamate in the bum. I was so shocked that I stood still and tried to revive him. But got my throat cut in the process :<
Moral of the story: Get the gold pistol and knife badges and then try and resist the temptation to "pwn that noob with like a pistol/knife cause Im so leet and stuffs"
Did I feel stupid :<
Was sitting in the bomber seat in a jet on Clean Sweep, and then I get a lock on an enemy tank. At the moment I fire, the pilot decides to pull up and my bomb ends up being guided into a Blackhawk full of friendlies.
i went onto a pistol knife server.. layed some c4 down where everybody was having their tactical gaggle fuck and detonated the C4, 12 Team Kills and 20 Enemy Kills. I got kicked and banned :-).. thats not embarrasing actually, its funny shit.
A HMMWV with 4 ppl in it got hit by a arty shell and it just caught fire and drove on for a little bit. But just as I fired a M95 shot at a enemy they drove straight into it and exploded.. 4 TKs
PunkX wrote:
I was flying a jet, and there where guys takinga a flag, so i swooped down to see if there were any enemies and i got a capture assist
Man, lol.
My funniest was probably on the demo when everyone was a noob. I flew the f-35 to the MEC airbase and landed on the runway. To the pilot's dismay, he had never been in that situation before and steered the bomber off to the left.
Straight into the oil tower/drum.
Pissing myself for a week.
My funniest was probably on the demo when everyone was a noob. I flew the f-35 to the MEC airbase and landed on the runway. To the pilot's dismay, he had never been in that situation before and steered the bomber off to the left.
Straight into the oil tower/drum.
Pissing myself for a week.
Some roof on Sharqi,whole squad of 6 on it. I was a support and trying to throw some nades to clear the flag. I proned forward to throw it. As i was throwing the guy in a stationary SAW killed me. The nade was still on the roof. I respawn and the score was somehow low. I look at teamwork score and WTF??? Punish, Punish, Punish, Punish, Punish and -10pts. I could have been 1st without these -10 pts but i was 4th. It happened today so i'm quite pissed and won't touch BF for at least a week...
I was flying at a low altitude of 50 over the Amercian carrier in Wake Island with a Z-10. I killed a few guys and TV'd a plane taking off. Once I regained control (was solo piloting) I swooped down and shot all 8 of my missles. I got like 4 kills. In my mind I was like "damn these kids must think I'm mad pro." I then notice their AZ-15 spawns again. Too look even cooler to those watching me in their 15 seconds, I bailed out of my heli and flew over theirs, parachuted, and took it. The rotor was spinning and began to lift. My ally spawned on my in the gunner seat. As soon as I got into the air the old heli came down and rammed us, then I got a teamkill on my ally.
Needless to say, I always make sure I divebomb my heli now when stealing others.
Needless to say, I always make sure I divebomb my heli now when stealing others.
ive had plenty of times when ive taken an unused blackhawk midround (when no ones really using them anymore anyway) and gone to airbases to steal things. ill jump out while moving forward and parachute too early, and end up running myself over with my own heloTheCanadianTerrorist wrote:
I was flying at a low altitude of 50 over the Amercian carrier in Wake Island with a Z-10. I killed a few guys and TV'd a plane taking off. Once I regained control (was solo piloting) I swooped down and shot all 8 of my missles. I got like 4 kills. In my mind I was like "damn these kids must think I'm mad pro." I then notice their AZ-15 spawns again. Too look even cooler to those watching me in their 15 seconds, I bailed out of my heli and flew over theirs, parachuted, and took it. The rotor was spinning and began to lift. My ally spawned on my in the gunner seat. As soon as I got into the air the old heli came down and rammed us, then I got a teamkill on my ally.
Needless to say, I always make sure I divebomb my heli now when stealing others.
Full squad in a blackhawk and we are capping flags c4 lobbing on clean swp. We had waited ages to get a blackhawk at usa base and eventually got one, we'd made sure we had all the right kits etc etc, it had taken half the round for 6 guys trying to get a blackhawk. 1st base we come to and its me who is chucking the c4, before anyone bails im lobiing, 1,2,3,4,5, boom
Killed us all, it was late and we'd been drinking, ....made us laugh for ages. Till it hurt.
Killed us all, it was late and we'd been drinking, ....made us laugh for ages. Till it hurt.
Ive done this a million times. Ill forget im on the team im on and think my teamates are enemies and waste them randomly. Its hilarious yes but annoying. OMFG USMC DUDE *PWNZ* OOPS IM ON USMC xD
Plenty of Accidents because the missiles decide to miss the J10. This one time i set up C4 at a flag and went somewhere else, it went grey but i didn't check the map, pressed the detonator and i got about 5 Tk's. Here was me thinking I'd get a nice big chunk of kills. I have no idea what happened...a squad probably cleared the flag and my C4 was a little late...
When bombing sometimes you go slow and low enough to see the people, this one time i - for some random reason bombed a flag, i didn't check my map or anything, right at the last second i realised that there were team-mates all around the flag, but by then i released the bombs...i just closed my eyes and when i opened them i was greeted with a kicked message.
When bombing sometimes you go slow and low enough to see the people, this one time i - for some random reason bombed a flag, i didn't check my map or anything, right at the last second i realised that there were team-mates all around the flag, but by then i released the bombs...i just closed my eyes and when i opened them i was greeted with a kicked message.