BF2S Forums Worst/ funniest bf2 fuck up

My worst f*ck up, and i still remember to this day was on 64plyer map karkand on mec, i was in a squad of 4 i think and we all spawned in the back base but since my comp was crap i got in alittle late so i had to catch up with my squad wich left in a apc, as i cought up to them and was tailing them from behind with the vodnik my squad leader yelled out mines at train accident flag and instantly slammed on his breaks for the apc and me going fast with vodnik couldnt slow down rammed them and pushed the apc into the mine killing all my squad members. Funny thing is i didnt get charged with the tk and they didnt know i hit them on accident.

got the j10 first on wake, very start of the round, took off over 5 people stepping out on runway on purpose, all punish, and then 1 drives a car underneath me right b4 i get into sky. puts me down to red health and i get a team vehicle damage.. so im in the -20 mark. I bomb arty island getting 5 kills, then return to airfield to get armour for my jet, the black hawk had just taken off, and it was full with some guys that made me tk at the start..i tried to avoid, but slammed into them, another 6 tks, and the body of the chopper hit a guy who had just spawned and left the house below..."[NB] Drax_the_God You are being banned...." its funny as none of them were really my fault, and i woulda left server anyway after that many -'ve points

In my first few hours of play...I decided to see if I can find out how to get to the control room on the carrier only to get lost for a couple minutes and amazingly ending up underneth, found a couple boats.  I thought I found the coolest thing until someone spawned a few feet away.

or flying a full BH and getting rammed by a friendly jet, only to get all the tk's..and punishes.

My best was on Operation Clean Sweep.  I was playing USA, I had gone to blow up the MEC UAV/SatCom sites I did so, and got into a firefight with a couple infantry that were up on the hill to the south.  I emptied my G36C at them, and switched to the pistol at fairly long range.  Now, I'm totally focussed on these two guys, and what I failed to notice behind them was that I had missed the one that was still alive and my errant pistol shots hit an already-burning, fully loaded, friendly blackhawk above the MEC airfield.  It explodes, and I get insta-banned from TK punishes.

Because its a stupid, repetitive topic.

polarbearz wrote:

Because its a stupid, repetitive topic.

hey, prick, people have the right to create a topic on what they want, if you don't like it, leave it

the day I installed 1.3

I was USMC on Wake and we had captured the north base and the entire team was pushing towards the beach/airfield. I was in the f-35 coming back from a rearm and when I turn around the enemy J-10 is practically sitting in my lap. How ever, after I lock on and fire all my missiles hit, you guessed it, a fully loaded Black hawk; whats worse, in all the excitement my finger was squeezing the trigger on my joystick the whole time so I picked up a few more Tk's there. Luckily the BH carcass landed on the PLA's side of the beach battle so it wasn't a complete loss.

And if you're wondering, I didn't get kicked, but as I flew over what was left of our team they all shot at me.

I took down a Chineese transport chopper with a TOW only to see it fall out of the sky onto a full FAV and go boom.

I took it as a compliment that all three of the guys in the FAV punished me as though I did it on purpose as some kind of team-killing trick shot.

TheEqualizer wrote:

The first day I played the demo I kept killing all my teammates because I was MEC and they had blue nametags, which I thought was the USMC enemy.  I was so used to bf1942 where the colored nametags are static.  Allies blue and Axis red.  5 or 6 teamkills and punishes later I figured it out.

I did the same thing too, I got banned from the 1st 2 severs I played the demo on because I had been play BFV the day before.

a j-10 was buzzing the carrier, thought i'd help out the team by hopping in the essex. naturally my missles hit a fully loaded blackhawk instead of the j-10. 6 tk's, 4 punishes (because you know I meant to do it, assholes) I had to laugh a little though

My funny death (no TK) was jummping of the top of the construction site on Sharqi and landing stratling the barbed wire at the top of the chain link fence.  My body never made it to the ground but I think one of my nuts did.